“Package out for delivery at 6:41 am” 10:30 PM* “Sorry for the delay, it looks like your package will be delivered 3 days from now” ??????????

If I had Tik Tok y’all would see a vid of me doing this with my eyes covered by my beanie busting my absolute ass cause this song eats open.spotify.com/track/3t9aty...

Tbh the way D*sney just baits PoC audiences I truly hope Wonder Man has the Wandavision/Spiderverse moment where it breaks records and it gets sequels and the spotlight it deserves

I’m a ghost hunter But gay And I only go to locations dated before 1950 And provoke ghost by having the. Call me a f*g on EVP recordings

I really am one of those bitches when someone is like “please pray for me” I shut the fuck up and give a moment of silence and send energy

Scully could literally watch someone get ripped apart but the fabric of reality that has personified itself and taken revenge on people and sit there and say: “Well I need proof that this “thing” really did tear that man apart” GIRL LIKE WHAT

One of my big brain posts

Officially fallen into the “X-files” hole and damn how have I not ever watched this show

GM (11:16 am central time)

Corporate logic in America in 2026: *National weather advisory to stay off roads and inside due to severe cold conditions* *Company still wants you to come into work and has your call in time be 30 mins later* So I come in 30 mins later Make less money And still risk my safety to work…min wage

happy heauxday

IM 30 BINCHES enjoy this little tale of young Heauxtin™

T-minus 3 decades in 4 moons

The pirate Deadpool skin is gonna be such goon fuel ones it’s modded holy fuck

Oh it’s just alive link bye

GUYSSSSSSS Oh im coming back of Bluesky hehehhe

they wanna see minussy

Why does my Mino Flexxx account in Bsky get a live feature but not this one…lmfao

open.spotify.com/track/5MQUxe... Ooooo when that key change hits 🥵

I actually cannot describe the psychological feeling of “catching a break” but man when it hits holy fuckkkkkk I have a job Just moved to a new city School Monday It’s all werking

Also first full run of 2026: 5.14 miles 🥹 I finally feel like this weekend is the weekend I get settled in Dallas

First day at a new serving gig (trial run) SEND ME VIBES THAT IGET IT

The way everyone in the stranger things fandom has fully broken mentally cause of conformity gate

open.spotify.com/track/7CsqIH... The literal BEST song in the entire fucking show wow

a hora tá chegando guris

2025 (end)

Remember when I said: “I’m praying Stranger things doesn’t have the same finale Vibe as GoT” Welp here we are…

Me shade

that first wax strip of December was liberating, quite frankly

Day 3 of waking up and crying Keep your streak going!

Baldy

Bottoms after no shave November ends

this hung ornament

MERRY CHRISIS

I’m seeing too many theories What if Will gets a boyfriend at the end of Stranger things omg

mrs. claus:

Chat am I getting McDonald’s or Taco Bell?

The way I really just eat bitches up as Magik is wild

I would absolutely fuck (insert symbolic representation of the holiday spirit)

This being Joe they promoted in 2017 is taking me outttt Will not even being there 😭

I never understand how this is publicly allowed and also like in this day and age, there isn’t some type of system in place to remove this from happening like are you releasing shit to the public or?

Buccal fat removal Lip injections Hair transplant Chin shave

Bitch DONT ask me to import my contacts GIVE ME A FUCKING LIVE FUNCTION

Hey! (With Christ)

8 more sleeps til christmas

Gay test