@petworthot.bsky.social always comes through with a text chain on an important date like today

good morning

The RFK Tylenol thing is funny until you realize they’re trying to lay a framework to force women to experience excruciating natural pregnancies without pain management (which of course was one of God’s punishments to women because Eve ate the apple) and it’s part of a Christian nationalist agenda

good morning

Why does Bank of America keep calling me about a charge….i don’t have Bank of America and when I call the number back it directs me to an elementary school directory….?

Guys……I’m scared omfg

People judging is a BITCH but it doesn’t kill you is the best advice I’ve never heard

and I keep coming back Like a revolving door

It’s that time of year.

conservatives with a headache

the cuntresses of oz

Hiding under covers doesn’t help Lovers have a very special glow Their hearts and their eyes explode Soon enough everybody’s gonna know Well I know It’s not a game And I know that it’s none of my business I’m not one to push the blame And I sure don’t wanna be a witness

Boston girl boy I tried to tell y’all

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

Baby when they look up at the sky We’ll be shooting stars just passing by You’ll be going home with me tonight

I heard Tylenol is good for you

Home sick with a fever after sleeping 12 hours last night

The only thing Tylenol did to me is make me cute as fuck

vampire bat

Idk about Tylenol but when my mom was pregnant with me the dr put her on an anti anxiety diet anyway I ended up with anxiety

thinking

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

Officer, the archangel was taking them already.

Keeping a shotgun on me tomorrow so that I can pop anyone getting raptured or who drives in a way I do not care for.

Lowkey took today off to do homework Haven’t done it cause I forgot I got ahead last week so it’s a ME Day

The Morning Show is SO fucking good

if you’re a bottom tallying loads during the rapture do you have to cut the number in half? asking for a friend

lowkey I’m an ibuprofen girly

welcome to the resistance, acetaminophen

So people who genuinely die tomorrow for natural causes/divine timing ACTUALLY are raptured I know these hateful bitches stuck here are gonna be PISSED

Douching before the rapture so I can go to afterlife ready 🙏🏾

every time I post:

i’m not getting my hopes up for a rapture after the flop of 2012

yes your bad

YAYYYYY

???

only homos here

Any heterotrophs in the chat???

WHACK EM AGAIN

I will become the fitness influencer to commie pipeline. I must become super hot for the good of the people

Omg… RFK Jr… really? The man who is literally playing Ratatouille with the parasites in his brain???

Lowkey Issac Asimov would be LIVING for the American Empire and how it absolutely is Foundation’s storyline IRL

steamy

So in today’s news (based on what my bloomfies are posting) - falltism is here - Tylenol makes you gay/from Boston - The rapture is tomorrow - America is still a hell hole