Everyone when they see my Mega Raichu X hit the field in champions:

Twink vibes

Very ready to eat bitches up who are playing champions on mobile

panty sniffing is just microdosed pussy

The energy I’m bringing for my summer is essentially what this song sounds like open.spotify.com/track/62QY0a...

Oh someone’s is TESTY this pride month I see

This last year of school Bruhv I’m a draggin my nuts I’m so over staring at a screen ugh

I showed (sorta) pole pls respond (I’m almost at 500)

Leaving this here because 14 year old me was right and I’ll never trust the powers at be youtu.be/SBSLRhD0Buo?...

Happy pride !!

Ok I just started and I’m already engrossed and on Chapter 5 This shit is fucking on par with Tom Merritt’s Pilot X and I’m so excited it’s fucking series

Insane how I haven’t lifted consistently for over 6 months and I’m generically blessed Time to get this bread

Excuse me?! 🫠

the 5.5 in me recognizes the 5.5 in you 🫶🏻

BITCH KAJSJKAAKAJSJAKAZ

lgbt stands for lerrrgan's gonna be truthin' (because you can't lie on bluesky)

Bloomf has never had bad taste to this DAY 👏

Don't ask me what color nothing is. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Oh it’s the first day of pride month You think I wasn’t gonna clock into being a fucking f*g and posting thirst traps??? I was born in 96’ babe the attention/validation seekin missile within my being was made for this

breathe deeper mention

powerlines kinda the best song of all time

Heauxtin™ thirst trap tease

Tame Impala Songs you should listen to Sun’s Coming Up Be Above It Mind Mischief Posthumous Forgiveness Breathe Deeper On Track Nangs List of People Powerlines Runway House City Clouds I Don’t Really Mind The Bold Arrow of Time Solitude is Bliss

“Don’t take photos of me from the back, I look like a bag of milk” - Marylin Monroe

PS 26 (1)

Oh eat cock you bitch that looks wonderful

PS 26 (1)

khiafateria has had no peace today and its only getting worse

I need a new goth babe album so fucking bad

oh wait ur calling humans dumb ok tea

The way my Manager talks to me over text Homie if you don’t lock tf in on your tone I will actually fight

As someone who was polite to someone who let their dog literally Rip my gym shorts up and her literally being like “no that’s bad” but not grabbing the dog I would absolutely argue that I have the right to hit someone’s dog if it’s physically attacking me without consequence.

Also how I feel about children

If you’re mad about my posit about humans lacking training for their animals Then congratulations: your subliminal understanding about your behavior has activated Fix it

If the universe is me Then I predict in less than 10 years due to rising costs of everything People will shift into a divide of people Who love dogs and literally let them lick their mouths and people who cannot stand them in the same way some people will LOVE and need AI and some will be fine w/o

Hottest thing you’ve said to date

we making people mad

I have a dog. Always have and always will. Love em. Best thing on earth. That being said... Some people shouldn't have dogs. They don't care for them, they don't train them, treat them like objects, they abuse them, and the dogs and other people suffer the consequences. And that is ugly

It is and I’d like to ask the audience: How many hours a week do you train your dog to behave properly in public? The answer is probably next to zero cause “well I have work, well I’m tired” People need to lock into the idea that getting a pet is in par with having a child and work is required.

I guess my hatred for dogs is more of a byproduct for my hatred of human laziness but since people attach their dogs as part of who they are, I don’t fuck with you or your untrained, annoying “it’s a service animal” (but you’re lying) animal around me. It’s a organism not a labubu, put-

- people get them as accessories and don’t train them - not everyone wants to pet your dog so letting them jump on you is unacceptable - they should be let at home, not be required to be brought into a restaurant where other people are eating - they are meant to be trained not wild animals

What’s funny is a few years before heated rivalry became a thing there are a FUCK TON and I mean A FUCK TON of hockey romance straight novels that took over the book scene and if this one show blows up all the rest will get greenlit on different streaming platforms

the world will now have to suffer through a couple years of straight-to-streaming hockey smut attempts bc it’s easier to waste money doing so than admit heated rivalry worked bc it’s fun to watch rly hot boys do each other in the butt over and over

Why are we still giving this clown a platform Stop asking her questions and let her fade into the ether please

This is a “I do not fuck with your dog” Bluesky account

You can’t be medium cute and have a dog That just actually makes you uggo

Guys I’m in literal tears like The music Im so fucking excited for this game and I’m so glad they’re spending years on it

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I went from 171 to 182 victories in less than an hour I think I’m officially ready for countering the meta in champions at present I just need my Scrafty and Ursaluna already