TL lowkey dead tn

Sometimes I think about quote skeeting people in inherently mean spirited and snarky ways but I stop myself bc I know some of yall fw those ppl and I don’t wanna start something

Me to the girl in hereditary:

Well sealed windows:

City girls:

My child

Continuing on from this I’m still watching taskmaster and contemplating returning to my dads hometown of Dagenham to live out the rest of my days (I know nothing about Dagenham)

Save me vitasoy melon flavored soy drink save me

Thinking about him and hoping he’s doing well

Thinking about Jade Jolie as Taylor Swift

Despite my research being not explicitly medical and based in LGBTQ+ people which the academics and doctors have no experience in I had multiple people from the department said my presentation was the best of the day

The concept of posting this then falling asleep

The concept of posting pole on a Monday night. I’m lowkey feeling like it.

It sucked

Omg Morse code how innovative!!

Does this movie get good bc all I’ve liked is when the little girl said she hates her dad and brother

Quang’s reskeets got me thinking I’m on the discover page

Watching Lee Daniel’s Lee Cronin’s The Mummy™️ Part 2 Extended Edition (Taylor’s Version) feat. Ludacris

Just spent four hours sorting Pokémon and mtg cards AMA

Telling time via the adult content censored posts of different body parts

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you’ve seen live LIGHTS Said the Whale We are the City Charli xcx twenty one pilots Magdalena Bay Honey Dijon Big Wett JPEGMAFIA Hiatus Kaiyote Eris Drew and Octo Octa (was collab so feel weird counting them as two)

Cocktail night with the girls gays (and straights) was a success (featuring my heamaturia shots in a urine collection pot)

Do I order DoorDash or do I save money

Does someone want to tell me what this means. This is my version of a horoscope.

Bf sent me this with no context what does he mean by this

Thirteen reasons why

Ravensburger:

Someone send me $300 asap ill do anything

Karen Puzzles the woman you are

Kites

up up up left down down down left up up up left right

I just shoved a tomahawk up my urethra

Bf informing me of Zara entering her Fergie era

I want to have sex with every member of the dimension 20 main cast

I’m a bee

Circumcised penises scare me idk what to do with them

They should cast Meg Stalter

Lowkey wanna post something that’s gonna make half the internet upset

Kory Perry

What’s the amab version of a fujo

Much to consider

Black hawks:

I lied I’m scrolling bc they have HARD COCKS on there

I’ve decided on Carol bc Cate Blanchette and lesbianism

Alfred Hitchcock (I think):

Might fuck around and watch a movie

They hit the fucking oomfagon

No penis enlargement pills work for me. But I can enlarge my ability to love