One thing about me. If a bitch wields a scythe or scissors I’m LOCKED IN

Had to spend cash bc my daughter needed her weapon

Bfs gastro is so bad he’s philosophizing on Panda Express

When I Get A Hair Transplant I’m Gonna Be So Much More Nonbinary

A gun???

I’m so so so cis het it’s like whoah

Thinking ab the gay ppl on this app

YT homepage cooking

I’d take a bullet for any butch lesbian

I’ve never consumed any Eurovision content so sorry if this is a dumb question but why is Israel allowed to compete when they’re not a part of the Euro part of Eurovision

?g*y

Picking up wine bottle two and white people smiling

Discourse about discourse but I never saw the dis coursed

Standing in solidarity with the train autism community today by riding the first ever train through the new metro tunnel

Begging someone to say yes

Just finished my KOTOR2 playthrough. Do I buy KOTOR1 on the switch???

Can’t wait to see what fuckery jacus cooks up for thanksgiving

Gooning to the new fd signifier video for the new two hours don’t text

who else up fucking they computer (frost children remix)

Shower Celsius

So no one was gonna tell me Meghan Trainor now looks like Paris Hilton and Dylan Mulvaney merged into one person?

Gonna follow so many new people and rekindle oomfships

Finals season over! Third year finished! Returning from self imposed exile! I’ve missed yall!

She called me a faggot :(

Gonna hit on my three armed future wife watch this space

Coming for Frank Oceans nachos

Does anyone wanna see my 🅱️enis

Lost the 75/25 on Evernights LC I will be sewer sliding

Nonbinary werewolves:

The best part of my fb being 80% people from my Mormon mission is getting to login once a month and seeing things like this

oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, we both oh, yes, we both, oh, yes, we both reached for the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, oh, yes we both reached for the gun, for the gun oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, they both oh, yes, they both, oh, yes, they both reached for the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, oh, yes o

So there’s this AOTY contender

Me when I’m looking for an ink based writing tool and my keyboard has a bug that double types random vowels

Filling up my hunty with fierce diva tea to serve all day

Is no one gonna talk about how they’re lowkey problematic

Might order door dash

Southerners at the orgy

Is they/their day

Most of the way through the rapture here in Australia and shits gotten wild. Cant wait for you Americans to experience it. #praiseHim

Watching Benji and Chris vlogs bc I’m a gay homosexual and they make me feel so uwu wholesome

My own personal 9/11

Forgot my tamagotchi at home this morning I know that bitch is gonna be dead when I get home

Love when lesbians get a lil faggy

Binged this entire book in the past four hours. Love that We have a drag race girl expanding into the creative writing sphere. Was this book a masterpiece? No. But it was cute and fun and made me Google a couple historical figures. 3/5.

The concept of saving good skeet’s for when Americans are more likely to be online

I’m doing things to my ugly ass tamagotchi to hope it dies that would make human rights organizations shiver

It may be 9:00 but trust and believe I could do heinous things to a sausage and egg English muffin rn

Hour long phone calls with the bf to maintain good communication >>