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No thoughts only cats 🐈⬛
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Taco Bell Quarterly
4 days ago
Do the thing that makes you want to die the most. Go write your book.
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Me and the kids enjoying
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Jana Heidersdorf
10 days ago
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Gales of November ReMar-mbered
about 1 month ago
happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you
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Amanda Watson
about 1 month ago
I couldn't resist.
#pleasingterror
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Taco Bell Quarterly
2 months ago
just write stuff that no one will ever care about, forever
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
3 months ago
Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it
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The Midnight Society
4 months ago
HP Lovecraft: what if you you saw a cosmic horror and it made you go crazy August Derleth: what if you saw a cosmic horror and HP Lovecraft wrote it Robert W Chambers: what if you saw a really off-putting shade of yellow
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Love this
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Robin Marwick
4 months ago
Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD. Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
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Chuck Tingle
5 months ago
weekly reminder that i am not chuck schumer
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror)
5 months ago
Waking up every day in 2025
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Taco Bell Quarterly
7 months ago
You're fine. You're just in the beautiful bullshit ass journey part or something
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Taco Bell Quarterly
7 months ago
Just write words. They don't have to be good. In fact, the less you feel about them the better off you will be. Preserve yourself. You're going to be doing this for the rest of your life.
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Chuck Wendig
9 months ago
Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough
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Christopher Golden
10 months ago
There are times I do bristle a bit, and a little voice in the back of my mind whispers "not all men." But I tell that little voice to shut the hell up, because if the sum of a woman's life experience leads her to think "all men," the last thing she needs is me going, "oww, you hurted my feewings."
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror)
10 months ago
COVER REVEAL: Feral & Hysterical: Mother Horror's Ultimate Reading Guide to Dark and Disturbing Fiction by Women by Sadie Hartmann -Page Street Publishing August 19th, 2025 Cover Artwork: María Amaya/Design: Rosie Stewart
www.behance.net/amayamaria
Pre-Order:
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/feral-hyst...
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Taco Bell Quarterly
10 months ago
what if I lay down on the ground and start screaming and called that a book
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But I'm the one with imposter syndrome.
12 months ago
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Dr Allison Andrews
12 months ago
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those that celebrate.
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High Priestess, Low Patience
about 1 year ago
maybe we could all use a moment of zen (volume up)
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lacey
about 1 year ago
welcome to the NOvember challenge. if you were thinking about doing something, don't
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purr.in.ink
about 1 year ago
🎃🐈⬛🤍
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Show us yout pet's baby picture (or first times with you)? This is Fizz on her second day with us--it's one of my favourite pics of her. 🥹
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about 1 year ago
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Raw Dog Screaming Press
about 1 year ago
BOOK DEAL: Today we're excited to announce we've signed @Sarah Langan's excellent and highly entertaining novella, PAM KOWOLSKI IS A MONSTER. I've been thinking about this one since I read it and am excited to get a chance to be the one to publish it.
rawdogscreaming.com/book-deal-sa...
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BOOK DEAL: Sarah Langan's PAM KOWOLSKI IS A MONSTER - Raw Dog Screaming Press
We are excited to announce that we’ve signed a deal with Sarah Langan for a novella to be released next year titled Pam Kowolski is a Monster. This highly entertaining book highlights the pitfalls of ...
https://rawdogscreaming.com/book-deal-sarah-langans-pam-kowolski-is-a-monster/
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She's so pretty when she's mad 🖤
about 1 year ago
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Robin Hitchcock
about 1 year ago
This Washington Post report haunts me every day
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Lesley Conner
about 1 year ago
Apex Magazine is currently open to submissions from all authors. We will remain open through November. After that we will remained closed until I can get caught up on submissions and see if we need more stories for 2025. Submission details here:
apex-magazine.com/submissions/
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Submissions - Apex Magazine
SUBMISSION GUIDELINES Apex Magazine Submission Guidelines We are OPEN to short fiction submissions. We are open to themed flash fiction submissions. Please read the guidelines below then submit your ...
https://apex-magazine.com/submissions/
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Ghoulish Books
about 1 year ago
"Lucas Mangum is the Shudder of the horror community, he offers a wide variety of horror, thriller and supernatural fictional content…there’s always something good on." - Mike Rankin, Horror Bookworm Reviews
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Haunted Hearts by Lucas Mangum
A group of teenage friends visit the local quarry, as it has been fenced in and overgrown, their sole purpose is to witness some sort of paranormal activity. Three minutes to the witching hour on t…
https://horrorbookwormreviews.com/2024/10/11/haunted-hearts-by-lucas-mangum/
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I loved this book. Buy it on sale now and support
@fiascothecat.bsky.social
(also
@premeemohamed.com
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Brooke
about 1 year ago
It's funny how prominent men have to prove again and again that they're shallow thinkers before anybody believes it and smart women have to prove every day of their lives that they aren't and get treated like they are anyway
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Gabino Iglesias
about 1 year ago
Let’s be clear about some stuff. Submission fees? Classist. Super expensive conferences in fancy hotels that don’t offer scholarships, don’t have interpreters, and completely ignore accessibility? Classist and ableist. Asking writers to write? Neither of those things.
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Brooke
about 1 year ago
I'm just going to attach this to every example I can find until I get annoyed with myself
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Premee Mohamed
about 1 year ago
JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN and then fall asleep immediately
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Gabino Iglesias
about 1 year ago
I hear people say “Wow, horror is having a moment right now!” and also “Horror is more diverse than ever right now” and I truly hope they see the correlation.
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Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent: Eiss: Jfc it's Friday afternoon already
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Dan Hon
about 1 year ago
the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI
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Janel Comeau 🍁
over 1 year ago
"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
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Fiasco the cat
over 1 year ago
Fiasco haves crunchies Fiasco haves wets Fiasco haves treats Fiasco haves pets But hims not haves What him wants most: Big Friend's eggies and Big Friend's toast :(
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Aloof Catbus
over 1 year ago
this is good advice for everyone, not just vet techs
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I pre-ordered this (of course!), I'm a third of the way through and loving it so far. Such a weird, captivating premise.
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Helena Fitzgerald
over 1 year ago
gotta love how contemporary publishing is 30000000 beautiful, deeply felt, finely crafted books with 7.5 readers each whose authors are just barely making a living, and like 4 books that financially support the whole apparatus, each of which has comprehensively and unforgivably destroyed society
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Inner Worlds
over 1 year ago
Issue 4 is a special issue of longer stories. Submissions open now for members of marginalised groups! 🚀 speculative stories about our inner lives 📝 2,500-5,000 words 💸 no submission fee 💷 pay £0.02 per word General subs open 15-31 July
www.inner-worlds.org
#SFF
#Fantasy
#Horror
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JLMeyer 🐰
over 1 year ago
No matter how grey the day is, its a good day when you vote.
#voting
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JLMeyer 🐰
over 1 year ago
Nervous mouse, he helps carry your worries.
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Django Wexler
over 1 year ago
Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
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N. K. Jemisin
over 1 year ago
It's increasingly clear that the people who make generative AI don't like films, don't like books, don't like art of any kind, and don't understand why anyone else does.
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Paperback Paradise
over 1 year ago
Read a book and its soul will be siphoned directly into your face
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Apex Magazine and Book Company
over 1 year ago
It's CINDERWICH release day! Huzzah! Go show author
@cmpriest.bsky.social
some love!
www.apexbookcompany.com/collections/...
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Cinderwich
“Who put Ellen in the blackgum tree?” Decades after trespassing children spotted the desiccated corpse wedged in the treetop, no one knows the answer. Kate Thrush and her former college professor, ...
https://www.apexbookcompany.com/collections/all-books/products/cinderwich
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