they're doing WHAT at the conclave???

but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

BREAKING NEWS: sister daniel steps up and becomes next pope 🛐

joining the war on gooners on the side of gooners

how can we seek restitution when they keep lying through their fake teeth?

My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.

yuri

i'm not explaining shit!!! fuck off!!! in this essay i won't

It’s actually so masculine to drink poison. Oh you don’t drink poison? I’m poison maxxing broh

FUCK

the good news about the collapse of the markets is it could simultaneously cause the AI tech bubble to burst which would be pretty funny

on skylight.social now too!

someone take his phone away

she's the tear in my heart, take me higher than i've ever been.

you are surrounding all my surroundings, sounding down the mountain range of my left-side brain.

does anyone else get unreasonably mad when they have to work in public and people are moving and making sounds or is that a symptom

i hope everyone remembers i miss dan and phil every time they see me on the tl

am i the only one i know. waging my wars behind my face and above my throat. shadows will scream that i'm alone-lone-lone.

fighting off the vignette.

I love being bisexual I love developing a kind of pointless little crush on everyone and I love leaning against a counter and flirting a little bit instead of working 😌😌

say enough, say enough did I let her know, let her know if I found my body in chains, I'd lay down and wait and hope she looks for me.

it's lavish.

and i want love and sunny days.

WHERE 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 DNP 👏 THEMED 👏 DENTAL 👏 DAMS 👏

actually came up with a new dan and phil merch idea: phan-doms. they’re condoms or dental dams

Happy international women's day I can't believe all women were born today

the headache that mall air gives you should be studied

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

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blonde amazingphil is my girlfriend

i gotta up my game

@profanity.accountant judge me oh mighty profanity accountant

whoever invented fried pickles deserves the best head of their life

how long into poppy playtime will dan mention shitting himself i’m betting 6:37

hey @joshruben.bsky.social i nearly keeled over laughing watching msn tonight what do you have to say for yourself

watched the make some noise finally. @joshruben.bsky.social’s miss piggy scream is going to be what gets me through this week.

crayon politics in public school is like baby’s introduction to classism

"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"

Skeetin from the sheets

anyways the username change from @ cemeterygrace was indeed sponsored by this event

me when uh. my dad found my bsky.

Hobbies include building fires, lighting fires, and calling the fire department

who else up feeling world weary

broke: going to the weed store woke: bong voyage

i need more friends from #f1 sky