their little drawn on freckles on the cover photo are so cute . i’m feeling INSANE

PRINCESS PHIL

dan and phil calendar but it's all phyuri

i hate those fuckass emojis btw why do they take up the entire right side of the screen

i gotta work but can the people who aren’t in the phoid yell if anything crazy happens like the pheal becomes sentient

took dnp to the stardew valley symphony of seasons show yesterday

someone made a website where you can search for any word and it will directly link to that moment in a dnp video it’s the coolest thing ever

if yall are on tumblr and want to submit anything of mine for the new vid you can submit my pinned and the european sugar daddy post (ill link both of them in the replies)

everytime my hair is freshly dyed black i feel like 2009 phil #gayandemo

dnp talking about ffxiv has Kinda made me want to play again

phiwwwwwww

Femboy Dan (Phil coming soon)

an average Monday post-October 13:

you were my croomf

they sleep in the same bed

anyways i can assure u all i’m normal about the croomf thing

YOU WERE MY CROOMF

respectfully how did dan not know what croomf meant hes unc

its gonna take me a good ten listens to understand whatever is happening rn

“no nut november” “im not partaking in this”

me after phil called dan his croomf

this is a lot to take in

MY FRIEND WITH EIGHT VAGINAS??? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON ABOUT

why does spotify take 100 years

i’m hard

never lose your rpf swag….. the world wants your slay so bad NEVER. let them take it from u 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I think rpf is epic and cool and should be done always all the time

phanfic is like the most ethically sourced rpf possible cmon

if you're doing "research" (heavy airquotes) about parasocial relationships with a slant towards anti (dumb since it's not something you can prevent and in fact core to what makes fame profitable) dan and phil are pretty bad exemplars of your position innit. since they are literally okay with it...

i respect fic writers SO much. some of the best, most life changing writing i’ve ever read has been phanfiction. they should be celebrated, not criticised!!

you know back in my day we used to call these people clout chasers and they would not get 200 thousand subscribers

i love rpf phan is my muse and i will make them fuck if i want to

dan and phil call their fans their “third” and encourage the writing and phanart of themselves. I think they’ll be okay.

i’m so pissed off rn .

can’t stop staring at that pic of phil in makeup he’s so beautiful

they're boyfriends

today a cute phannie will come in to my work and ask for my number

just so everyone knows

vintage boyfriend does my makeup tag video pleaseeeee

am i dedicated or fucking crazy fr

they were dating when they wrote the lyrics is it queer baiting or homoerotic friction .

@philiplester.bsky.social hey 😼

thinking

me and phanfictioncatalogue against the world

nvm finding the dan to my phil who wants to be the alpha to my omega……

little did we know what was going to happen in october 2025..

oh okay

meow

kinda wanna make a dnp rewatch thread