man fuck crossy road

so apparently i'll only call hard launch the phodcast the phodcast or hard

guys what if we get the beginning of gamingmas tomorrow

srry dnp i dont drink my tap water bc in 2022 it hurt to drink after a dental surgery

thought about dan going on a roller coaster and got a little bit emotional

kicky pj video tomorrow

just saw a picture of ricky dillon?????? haven't seen a picture of that man since like 2016/2018 so holy shit. also found out he's gay???????

woke up (way too early) with a sws song stuck in my head

i just remembered my first ever build a bear omfg i wonder if i still have her

this probably would've been easier to make on desktop but oh well

what buildabear would dan be

chat should my axolotl's name be spelled striker or stryker

this is embarrassing

is bsky glitching out for anyone else.. it not letting me see new notifications lol and like not letting me see all the accounts that have liked my posts

emo axolotl is supposed to be here by thursday omfg

THERE WAS A FOREHEAD KISS

mulder in glasses GAWDDAMN

i think this one is better (i obviously have nothing better to do with my saturday)

phil noooooo

they are in a queer relationship

i forgot to change back to my everyday earrings last night and now i lost the the back to one of the ones i wore yesterday 💀

i accidentally fell asleep with my christmas lights on... oops 😬

just got a ddr reel on instagram.. hope dan gets videos like this too

you’re my dumpling bae……. you’re my dumpling bae….. you’re my dumpling bae……. you’re my dumpling bae….. you’re my dumpling bae……. you’re my dumpling bae….. you’re my dumpling bae……. you’re my dumpling bae….. you’re my dumpling bae……. you’re my dumpling bae….. you’re my dumpling bae……. you’re my dum-

phil in a sleeveless top

i'm gonna jump

started to wear my watch again so i made a new background

do the wolf ears make me a furry 🧍🏻‍♂️

i got too silly on photobooth =/

feeling like i should make mug cake in a tour buss microwave rn.. idk why tho

chat is it obvious that i like btvs

^_^

"you ladies have a lovely night" dare a guy wear makeup

dnd got canceled tonight 🤩 i got ready for no reason 🤩🤩🤩

dan getting phil the deep fried bao bun was the cutest shit i've ever seen no one talk to me ever again

almost passing out while shaving is definitely a new one so that's fun.. shout out to the random twix i had next to my bathroom for some reason???

being a phannie lately feels like getting shot every day with a bullet of devastation, whimsy and yaoi

im crying so much im gonna throw up

i cackled or a good minute

it would hurt less if they just shot me

don't mind me i'm just shedding a few tears over dan surprising his boyfriend of 16 years with a dessert

striker is always on his way here holy shit

$116 WHAT THE FUCK

omg i predicted the raw

I WAS BUSY MAKING KANDI WTF I MISSED AN PHUPLOAD

excuse me

i should of redyed my hair last night :/

me: the door got caught on my ass =/ mom: you have phil's ass

my mom got so excited that she bought clothes for him 😭