halloween related WIP updates i’m working on a vamp fic based on dracula by tame impala and a behind the scenes of Phil and Dan get down! fic

🕯️spooky week save us🕯️ 🕯️spooky week save us🕯️ 🕯️spooky week save us🕯️ 🕯️spooky week save us🕯️ 🕯️spooky week save us🕯️

btw if my halloween fics come out in november NOBODY say anything 😭😭😭😭😭

say it right by nelly furtado save me

…….. hate us ☹️

dan and phil………….

the october scaries for phannies are so real because you never know how or when to mentally prepare for october 19, halloween baking, spooky week, halloween photodump, and now possible phrebrand you just have to trust your senses which are 50% wrong because dnp stay lurking online and in our minds

i bet if i changed my name to phuterus they’d give it to me 😔💔

i would do a terrible job at advertising but all i do on here is complain about my period or phannie out so……

maniphesting for my PR phenstural cup package as we speak

hello helloo phrebrand demons and listening to lorde causing me to Feel Emotions about the start of dnpg now that it’s almost over 😭🧍‍♀️ (rated G; 1k words) archiveofourown.org/works/71621561

mad men au ch 1 out now !!!! ‼️‼️ RATED E ‼️‼️ archiveofourown.org/works/715619...

900 words later uhhhhh demons somewhat exorcised and i will be editing and posting tmmrw because i procrastinated my real work too close to the sun brbbbb💀😭

exorcising phrebrand demons by writing about it who’s surprised

everyone hold my hand let’s all listen to supercut of us and melodrama again

mad men au ch 1 out now !!!! ‼️‼️ RATED E ‼️‼️ archiveofourown.org/works/715619...

editing mad men au with this on loop youtu.be/Vsf5Zek4IWs

phrebrand scaries today (audio jumpscare warning for the end but it's just kevin screaming)

mind palace CONNECTED

im like the worlds worst roomba… i get one crumb and im clogged

pump

busy day but mad men au ch 1 draft is DONE YAYA YIPPEE !!! will be editing and posting tomorrow 🤭🫡 goodnight pheriod phycle phyncing phovulation nation

meds have eased the period pain and cramping though 🥹🤭💖 i missed being able to function 😭

is the plural of uterus uteruses or uteri and other questions i find myself googling tonight

i was supposed to post that yesterday but i forgor 💔 anyways yeah it did happen in the middle of the night booo tomato tomato pheriod time 😔‼️

me to my uterus when i Sense a disturbance earlier than expected but i can’t prove that my period’s about to happen

won’t be able to watch until later hashtag evil

big day for phovulation nation

1k into the mad men au 😈 ik the hurt/comfort and angst are gonna go CRAZY 🙂‍↕️🤭

i’ve listened to a lethal amount of sza today hashtag i love life and fic inspo today not having any other thoughts at alllllll none actually lemme write some yearn fic real quick 😁🤭

inside you there are two wolves… one is constantly crashing out and the other has a dire case of the sillies <333

PHIL DYING HIS HAIR BLUE TEASE OKAYYYY >:3

“you’re basing it on me, aren’t you?” phil trash number 1 sees any theme and thinks “i wonder how i can put phil into this” are we surprised 😭

i am finally free and watching phupload and i’m already being hit with phil “get me naked” “i need booty shorts” lester

need to watch this phupload when i’m not actively surrounded by people…. i don’t trust dnp to be normal and dans fit is NOT helping me out rn 💀

hello hellloooo new sab fic alert 🤭🤭🤭 because yeah the nov 21 tweets won’t leave my mind palace alone 💀 ‼️‼️‼️ RATED E ‼️‼️‼️ archiveofourown.org/works/70830951

enchanted by him fr

hello hellloooo new sab fic alert 🤭🤭🤭 because yeah the nov 21 tweets won’t leave my mind palace alone 💀 ‼️‼️‼️ RATED E ‼️‼️‼️ archiveofourown.org/works/70830951

yes i have been working on a skype sex fic btw yes the draft is almost done yes i do want to post it tomorrow because yes i still am feeling insane 🙂‍↕️🤭💖

i need to put pen to paper

also this video did Not take the edge off actually i have more Edge. i have too much edge where do i put it 🧍‍♀️

watching now and the rubber glove bit had me questioning if i should…. 🧍‍♀️…. leave the- the room ???

30 SECONDS AFTER ME POSTING THAT WHATTTT

NOBODY DOUBT MY POWERS EVER AGAIN

dan and phil existing menacingly somewhere as we speak

watch them react to interactive introverts or smth tomorrow

where are they….

where

i need to take the edge off phupload better come tomorrow 🧍‍♀️

new sab fic alert ‼️‼️ RATED E ‼️‼️ It's the first time Dan has ever been inside of Phil's house, and Phil makes sure to be a good host. archiveofourown.org/works/70294031