she edges my phodcast episode until i hard launch

can’t wait to get hard together every monday again <3

imagining hollanov looking up a banana bread recipe because shane didn’t want to waste overripe bananas and then they get jumpscared by dnp’s halloween femboy baking video

happy 2006 !!! can’t wait for highschool musical to come out :3

god… december 2025 canadian government tax funded hockey yaoi induced psychosis i will never forget you <333333

hollanov holding each other’s faces that’s it send bleet

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOI

the cottage in t minus 11 minutes i’m going to be ill and sick and dead and reborn and alive

MERRY CHIRSTMAS / HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE 🤭💖❤️✨🎄✨❤️💖🤭

chapter one of the hollanov academic rivals au out now :3 ‼️RATED E‼️ archiveofourown.org/works/763653...

i wish it was snowing ☹️😔

me and bestie were talking about heated rivalry competitive ballerina yuri yesterday…. jane and lily with jane as odette and lily as the black swan and jane’s understudy….. our mind palaces were LOCKED. IN.

i have a little downtime i’m writing hollanov to save me 🙏

What. The. Fuck. 💀 RPF writers are not looking for their fics to breach containment as that'll probably lead to harassment by purists who can't separate fiction from reality.

i hope everyone is well i’m sending slay vibes 🤭🙂‍↕️✨💖〰️

getting my period on christmas eve and i said oh sure

phil squat AND christmas together truth nuke…..

oughhhh i hate them

JACK ILY 💖😭🫶

for context i slept for like 2 hours the night before my final, car broke down 30 minutes before getting there so i had to run to make it, did my exam, came home late, crashed out, hibernated, woke up past noon, ate breakfast at like 2pm and dnp say my government and god appointed username…. CRAZY

CMON PHOVARIES

I HAD MY PHOME ON DND I JUST WATCHED THE VID PLEEK

ME MENTION??!?!??

genuinely the horniest they’ve been in an episode 😭😭😭😭😭😭

phil is so horny this is a man who is both ovulating and in heat

we need to keep getting them to do height checks because one day reality will slip and we get confirmation they are both exactly 2.5 apples tall

hollanov heated rivalry angst fic set after ep 4 🙂‍↕️🤭 rated M; 1.1k words archiveofourown.org/works/75678026

dan and phil uploading on main and patreon and hollanov tonight like these gays don’t want me productive at ALL 💀

recession indicator

down catastrophically bad for eachother after more than 1.5 decades of love is all i want in my life

lowkey dan and phil might like each other i think

dnp putting themselves into Separate Situations only to immediately want to be together again is so beautiful. we used to pray for public loser yearning like this

close enough welcome back trapper hat dan

hollanovulation

hi this isn't urgent! i'm homeless and this is the first christmas i can celebrate because i'm free from my abusers. i can't afford much, and i'm trying to save up my own money to get my first haircut soon. if anyone would like to donate i would rly appreciate it ♡ ko-fi.com/lycorisanguine

POV you’re Ilya in EP3: I WANT THAT BOOTY THE BOOTY IS MINE GIVE IT TO ME

dnp got trans day of visibility on the new calendar

free me of my finals studying jail i yearn to write my yaoi and yuri in PEACE ☹️😭

new heated rivalry fic!!!! mating call (1.8k words) ‼️‼️‼️Rated E‼️‼️‼️ What if after the 2011 All Stars match, Scott had overheard Shane and Ilya in the room next door? archiveofourown.org/works/75481896

new heated rivalry fic!!!! touch yourself at night thinking i'm thinking of you (1.8k words) ‼️‼️‼️Rated E‼️‼️‼️ Winter 2013. After years of texting Shane without much to show for it, Ilya tries a different approach. archiveofourown.org/works/75560351

new phanfic !!!! ‼️‼️‼️ RATED E ‼️‼️‼️ Dan is on phulge watch as Phil tries on new outfits for the baking video. It goes about as well as you'd expect archiveofourown.org/works/75395111

i need to update yall on my fics this week pleek pleek 😭

WAAAAA omg i saw your comment bestie 😭🫶 i didnt know if i should mention it on this phannie page but yk what yaur i have been writing heated rivalry fic 🤭

get in my pocket

also yes i just watched heated rivalry and yes i do plan to write about it

hello hello i miss yall sorry ive been saur absent i’ve just been BUSY ☹️💔 I HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING OKAY 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖