tbh the stark reality is that for nonbinary gender existence to gain much stronger mass traction among the public, it's basically imperative that people also 'allow the body to be nonbinary' i.e. question sexing of the body itself. there's basically no way binary sex & nonbinary gender can coexist

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phil's shirt is straight out of a 90s cartoon but without a propellor hat and big rainbow lollipop yet somehow he makes it work

every time dan and phil directly talk about being in love and dating the whole time i feel like ive been tied to a malfunctioning electric chair

truly bizarre thing to ask a couple that's been together for over a decade like what exactly do you expect them to say here

the absolute zero freak reaction on that sister daniel / father philip art was so scary by the way it's like when you parents found out about a bad thing you did but they never address it

phupload but its phan twt so it can wait

"you'll never know what we'll do next" "that's a threat" yeah don't worry i've been here a decade i fucking know it's a threat alright

the first vet bill was a total of $563.18, and i’m having to take the little girl in for a second opinion tomorrow because the first vet dismissed her eye infection and it’s getting worse. if there’s anything you can contribute to help this baby out, i would be so grateful ❤️ venmo: @atlantismoses

Always will be 🥹

I'm actually cooked. Deep fried, battered, left in the dan and phil oven for too long, slightly burnt. I know way too much

omg yay weekend but not really bc so much homework but also date went well i think ?

phan has been legal for 1 month.

spent 20 mins repairing my messenger bag bc i was embarrassed of taking a backpack to my date...

i would kill for this last name are you kidding me

one month since hard launch and i can barely believe we are here today

someone made a website where you can search for any word and it will directly link to that moment in a dnp video it’s the coolest thing ever

they were boyfriends here 😭😭😭

"i hate jazz it's so overstimulating" and yet you listen to emo, punk, and metal? you are racist

theyre called love handles because everyone should love them ….

sigh i fell asleep and woke up and now i feel so lucid and for what!! let me snooze. also some people should not be allowed in your thoughts after 9pm (9pm is kind of like midnight for people who shouldn't stay up past midnight because it makes them suicidal)

it is so weird when you age and all the things you liked as a teen start reaching their decade anniversaries. what do you mean Monster Factory's Final Pam turns 10 today

sent a scary email. did my reading for tomorrow. had dinner. did the dishes. started thinking about my dissertation. used my journal and bujo. what a productive day!!! going on a 1st date tomorrow, anyone have advice? I am terrible at asking good get-to-know-eachother-questions

this print studies class making me read about harry potter of all things on a wednesday night... EVIL FORCES ABOUND IN THE ACADEMY!!!

i've accepted that i'm a sexual being with desires and such but jesus christ

no-body was surprised

i emailed my teacher that i'd be late bc of therapy but we finished super early and now i can still make an earlier train and be on time but like i already said that i'd be late sooo i think i will just read a bit and be late anyway 😋

all this time i thought something was wrong with my computer or something because scrolling on certain websites was so slow but i think i just discovered it was probably because i haven't updated firefox in months...

waking up early and being disciplined sucks but it also gives you so much time in a day. im the king of the world

most of my pinterest boards have pins in the low 80s and then there's my dan and phil board which is at almost a thousand pins . . .

well making your own designs is one thing but i'm pretty sure this is not allowed on redbubble oh my god 😭

dnp edit ~

you either die a hero (get up sleepy) or live long enough to watch yourself become the villain (stay in bed and oversleep)

good morning sweeties

not another phantwt video... we need these to be rare so they can actually be fun!!

dan and phil i am not filling your balls that's YOUR job 🫩

i cannot be stopped from slaying and bitches literally love my complex & nuanced swag

i way over committed on uni stuff but we'll be fine surely

dan thinking he could kill a leopard is so bizarre like i don't think he could kill a regular cat even

finally i have time to watch the patreon hardlaunch ep

so annoyed that my graduation ceremony is just, in the middle of the day and i have to go to class after

im going to have to lock in so hard the next couple days sorry if you don't hear from me!

drives me mad that people still believe exercise leads to weight loss

here we go again

who is circadian rhythm... she sounds beautiful does she like woman?

useful to remind people that "if they go for A then they'll go for B next" is just a half truth. what actually happens is they attempt to leverage B against A then when A is rightless & policed by B, they'll leverage C against B. it's the assumption that B is untouched but B is Recruited Against A

the "corndog" was a deceptively named foodstuff from the late American Empire in in the 21st century before it dissolved in 2054

girl who is NOT going to be okay