Do you think the pharmacy is just smth called armacy but dan and phil version ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZR6... youtubers. THIS is what competent closed captioning fucking looks like.

#phreaksky posting for salt and emma

at grocery store, listening to ABBA. a woman taps at my shoulder to get my attention, i take out my earbuds. i consequently believe for a split-second that i must've gone completely off the deep end because mama mia is playing through the speakers and i thought i was hallucinating

it's insane that it's still socially acceptable to say you don't date entire marginalised groups bc that's your "preference"

My favorite thing at the start of videogames is adjusting brightness until the image at the side is barely visible and then always feeling like I’ve somehow answered wrong

good morning, dan and phil are girlfriends!

once again. begging for them to do a vintage youtube my boyfriend does my makeup challenge video PLEASE

i dont have a sexy picture for phannie friday sorry :(

i used to phreakpost more often i feel like but i have so little to say these days. also i have not had sex in so long it's sad but i don't like hooking up anymore and i dont think im healthy enough to be in a relationship rn

The way people react like you’re doing irreparable harm by suspecting that a public figure’s eggy actions are kinda eggy is terfy as hell tbh

in my quest for finding drinks to replace alcohol so far i have found: - kombucha (tried many flavours, mango lemon & 'natural' were my favourite) - water kefir (liked a blueberry & vanilla one but lemon by far the best) - an iron-fortified rose hip cordial that im pretty sure is for toddlers

OH NO AO3 my beautiful wife :(

sorry for ebegging but since academic summer holidays are starting i don't have additional income for 2-3 months and i unfortunately need money to eat food and stay housed so every twopence makes a difference. thank you if you can at all chip in 🖤 ko-fi.com/jamesruwen

please?

im like always thinking about "weird me out? no twin you weirded me in" like if someone said that to me enough i think i'd fall in love w them

all this olive talk on the tl is making me want to go out and buy a jar so i can demolish some kalamata

man i wanted to make tagliatelle w red sauce but it's so hot i dont really want to cook

"why are you letting these men do this to you", i say with a dan and phil profile picture, banner, and username

the way 21p fans go on scavenger hunts for meaning in an instragram pf reminds me of that post thats like "you realise if gaylor is actually real that means tswift is basically jigsaw right"

listening to the TSN soundtrack because i'm extremely normal

please say you can see my new layout

i feel like im going crazy i swear to fuck i just clicked Nevermind by Nirvana on my apple music home page because it was in my recently listened to list and it gave me a version that didn't have Come As You Are on it???

I was @ripperoni.com's girlfriend for 4 and 1/2 years. In June 2022, I attempted suicide. My mental health collapsed, and I desperately needed rehabilitation, but (In-person) Ripperoni became my sole caretaker. I was a blank slate to be molded, unmoving and spiraling for most of the day.

if you're going to unsub from this labeller b/c of the allegations made against its creator & encourage others to do the same, it's probably a good look to actually clear them from your profile, you know

straight people will look at you and ask "if you date masculine lesbians why not just date a man" and then feel like they earned a phd in queer and gender studies

new sabfic alert !!!!! phil horny editing pinof 1 😋 !!!!! RATED E !!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/88258456

good morning, dan and phil are girlfriends

based on my posting if i wrote a movie what artists do you think you'd be on my soundtrack?

my other Redeye beat rn is Acid Etch if anyone is interested like this rules

Summer vibes sticker for a little convention I'm doing this weekend. Old art but I'm trying to do more original character stickers. #nonbinary #trans

I wish dan and phil were real

if i could only bring two beats to a deserted island it be donna summer's I Feel Love and visage's Fade To Grey

so embarrassing i might be getting into house music sorta

you know what i wish we could say more often about sex work? that it saves lives. the relative freedom i had in my country of residence to practice sex work saved my life. saved me from starvation and homelessness. when nothing and no-one else could help me, sex work was there for me.

THEY ONLY JUST FINISHED FILMING IT LMAO 😭

girl wtf did bsky just do to my post

remember when

remember when

remember when

aaaweeeee my mum just texted me "looking for bday gifts. [stepfather] wants to know if you have dan and phil tickets for january?" THEY DO KNOW ME AFTER ALL......

Folks I literally have no money for food or toilet paper or hygiene products. Please freaking help me. I need: $30 for a meal/water $20 for tp & hygiene Don't leave me behind please 😭 #mutualaid #bipoc #bipocma Pp: [email protected] Cashapp: $lonelyspirits

[lecturer in the year 2092 teaching a class on early 21st century digital cultures]: So, the adventure zone can be a bit of a confusing text due to all the references which were already becoming fairly obscure at the time. Today we'll be talking about Kenny Chesney,

writing mlm t4t what is happening to me

good morning, dan and phil are girlfriends! i'll be safe from bluesky jail forever now🫶

okay brb

it's kind of amazing i ever thought i was a trans man considering i do not relate to men in any way shape or form

should get into making my own water kefir to substitute alcoholic drinks