as we have 12 yes votes and 0 no votes, i now declare this motion accepted. i hereby open the floor to suggestions for mister west's replacement. one name per comment - but you may cast as many votes as you wish

the biscoff bao bun moment made me cry this time around if anyone's wondering how fragile i am after not talking to a real person since dec 26th

as an active MPP (member of phannie parliament) i am introducing a new bill that proposes to scrub and decanonise kanye west's position in dan & phil history and to replace him with an american female rep artist by popular vote all in favour, respond AYE

okay so what i'm gathering is that when it snows it gets really cold outside

this book is so bad but at least it also has lines like "if i looked as good as him, i'd be shish-kebabbing so many bottoms i could open a greek food truck"

i love cloudbusting by kate bush so much it makes my chest hurt

really hope my therapist reads my email on time asking to move from in person to online...

Boost

Allow me to translate: “it’s okay to kill these people because they’re queers”

be so freaking happ rn if you've never woken up at nigh 3 in the morning with the eczema itch oh im suffering

im very bad at seeing if my brown roots are showing beneath the black too much so thankfully i have all these grey hairs that make it perfectly clear that i'm going to have to re-dye soon

it is really funny how most conversations around what kinds of pornographic materials and sexual acts are Not Okay even if they are shared between consenting adults comes to either a christian idea that sexual pleasure is sinful or the dworkinite idea that some bodies are inherently rapacious

shower twice a day at the height of summer to wash off the sweat shower twice a day at the height of winter to keep warm shower twice a week during all other times of the year cause i have clinical depression

lie down vs lay down is simply another piece of evidence in the long list of reasons that the english speaking people do imperialism because they have an insecurity about how fundamentally inferior their language is

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

blondie was right man. love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind

mcelroyposting in 2025 makes me look insane but i can't believe they went with another stinker slogan and didn't go with "hit the bricks" or "forgoveness within". wtf is Heater For The Big Boy...

gay ppl who don't appreciate disco for what it is are my villain origin story especially if ur a gay raver like wtf are you doing spitting on your ancestors + you're racist. im casting a curse of dishonour on your culture

Sapphic heated rivalry aka yuri on ice

last night: snow was melting, roads filled with brown sleet, extreme weather alert cancelled this morning: i open my curtains to find the windows partially obscured with snow and the supermarket shelves are half-empty because the delivery trucks can't reach the warehouse

i think when you hit like, 100k on your fic. ao3 should give you the option to set tags per chapter

i love my laptop so much and im so glad it's like the main device i do things on i cannot imagine having to spend my life with my phone as my primary device

OMG MY MUM IS SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABT ME NOT ANSWERING HER TEXTS SOMETIMES LIKE YEAH GIRL YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING THAT IM ON THAT DAMN PHONE TOO MUCH GET OFF MY ASSSSSSSS

The Doechii hate is forced. That woman is pure talent.

they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone

tomorrow i REALLY need to go to the library and actually get work done i feel like such a bad person for not doing anything

just kinda fucked up my handwriting on the address for a letter im sending but let's just hope royal mail can deal w it

my idol meeting my idols

i need to be a cartoon character so i can smash my head on a wall as hard as i can and be relatively okay

i 💙 phansky

help i think i accidentally wrote two fics in the same oneshot and now idk if i should upload a stupidly long oneshot or rework it to make it two midsize ones

i know snow trucks are important so that cars can drive on the road or whatever but i feel like by now surely we could've found a way to make them not as loud by now

amazingphil instagram story

dan and phil wear these on the pod next

did you all know. that i like dan and phil

"quasi fictional" made me cackle

now time for a cup of tea and some food and reading a lot of my book hopefully

also this b&w that i'm unreasonably proud of

the world looks like a painting

i am wearing two wooly jumpers and a pair of sweatpants over my jeans # lets go on our mental health walk

just had a terrifying realisation that im becoming the kind of person who listens to house music

theres so much snow wtf

good morning i overslept but at least dan and phil are girlfriends

Part 1 let’s go

listening to drunk drivers/killers whales by carseat headrest and crying, welcome back 2016

damon albarn and graham coxon are the thinking man's pete wentz and patrick stump

it is very interesting that it has never been easier in the history of the internet to set up a fun looking personal website and have it accessible across the world but despite this most of the internet for people has been reduced to social media