"is there a technology the left are actually excited about?"

survived sister's second birthday dinner and maybe i have another birthday party after it if it's still going by the time i get home

well i tried

dan and phil should do a video where they tier list the most significant crashouts in phannie history. like i would love to see them discuss "🧡" and D <3 P

just kidding, i don't nosebleed over it. i have no desire of course, that is fetishistic. a butch and a femme will hold hands in an arm wrestle gesture and it's a gesture of comradely feminist solidarity to me

watching the sims series again is so funny bc the first two times that Tabitha gets abducted by aliens it completely derails the video and then the third time it happens they're literally "oh my god not again... anyway"

dan and phil thank you for giving the tit tour jacket such big inside pockets. very good for theft. i'm eating free ramen noodles tonight

i cannot take u seriously if you say shit like this fr

(touches earth) something terrible happened here

My biggest hear me out is the light at the end of the tunnel ☺️

why am i so sleepy

feeling shitty which i know is just bc it's past midnight but i also can't sleep so what am i supposed to do atp

call me an oldhead but i think 1.15AM is too late to be playing techno music all ur neighbours can hear even if it is a friday night

hey everyone when you draw phyuri can you please draw phil as super butch i feel like the balance is getting lost and everything is fem/fem now and it just doesn't feel right to me

Happy one week to this clip specifically

lesbian watersports, call that shit yurination

the "hockey ball" that hockey fans refer to is hardly a ball at all. the top and bottom have been sliced down, rendering it more of a disc-like projectile, but it typically moves so quickly that few observers ever notice. the remainder is used to manufacture goalie shelters at each end of the rink

back from sister's first birthday dinner did i miss anything

most life changing thing ive ever heard honestly was when internet shaquille referred to delivery food as "a personal taxi for your burrito" like i don't think i've ordered a takeaway for just myself since i heard it

i don't think i'll ever be determined enough to commit to a text tattoo but if i did, i would get my ribs covered in To be or not to be

lesbians trying to book a hotel room with a double bed

eating white people food (mayo and cucumber sandwich)

Day 4 of Drawing of Daniel Howell in random outfits I find on Pinterest until I get bored #danandphil #phanart #phandom

I did the other half!! Here is Dan and Phil Sun and Moon!!! #phanart #phandom #danandphil #phan

holy shit i actually did it

getting out of bed before 9am today to pretend that im a real person

i def would be better at sleeping if i didnt have a deviated septum i think

it's been four months and i still feel insane

god george michael was such an iconically unapologetic horny poster. "sleep with me. there's only so much edging a man can take" in a song called 'I want your sex part 3'. like i love him so much

GOON SALE GOON SALE GOON SALE

tell me where's your hiding place i'm worried i'll forget your face and outlast everyone

let’s be primitive horses with mama (pt.2)

lowkey want head or maybe a cigarette

i'm such a dry drunk omg it's not funny

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

yuri between w3schools and mdn web docs

another successful day of doing nothing and hating myself for it but incapable of doing anything that would actually make me feel better 👍

the thing is, if you live in a studio, there is really no place for you to put a poster with people's faces on it where it won't feel like they're watching you every time you get changed. which just a longwinded way of saying that yes, this is the first thing you see when you walk into my flat

omfg i thought there were really strong wind gusts or something happening but it's just my neighbour hoovering

it's my sisters birthday btw everyone say Happy Birthday to my sister!!

can ppl stop randomly ringing my doorbell pls im not ready to be seen

i am going to have to watch them play that awful game for like 2 hours Again and i even have to pretend to be happy about it because despite being the only person apparently who's actually enjoying them doing nongaming content like they said they would it's a gaming video and i do like those...

i am so cringe but i'll be honest i don't think i am free

some of yall out there aint ready for a fat transgender butch. and thats okay, cause sometimes my eyes hurt stepping out into the sunlight too

i really dislike men in general

"your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" WRONG i will always remember the 25th of october 2025

Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past

watching basically im gay again and telling myself it's for fanfic and not because im unbelievably depressed

the left needs to seriously engage with yuri