Unfortunately I am cringe and I am NOT free 😩😩✊

don't work hard it's not worth it

a gente tem que começar a levar em consideração a possibilidade do lula ser a reencarnação de cristo

I have a feeling that when ao3 gets back after their break all of the fics I marked for later will have disappeared 😰😰😰 sometimes I get a premonition but sometimes it's just anxiety, I never know which is which 😰😰😰

I need to nap before my exam today but I also need to save as much fics as I can for tomorrow bc ao3 will be down and actually I'll be busy tomorrow and probably will have no time to read fics but you never know 🤷🤪

There's someone else at work with the same name as me and they were there before me so that means I have to change my name

Can you guys also FEEL your hands dirty from the outside when you get home or do I have OCD

I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down 😩😩✊ The kind of dark that haunts a hundred year old house💀👻👻

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I wish everybody a very never have to work again

Ok but why is the ADHD impression kinda hot tho 🤔🤪🤪👅👅💦💦 youtube.com/shorts/YTA61...

Hi, half asleep here Writing this to remind myself that I was dreaming about Cole Sprouse doing a video call with me, while Jonah Hill was a chill secretly rich guy that was giving Chuck from gossip girl vibes but without the problematic vibes. Also there was something about a McDonald's mascot b4

Can I go back to the dream I was having where there was a vampire apocalypse n Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen was like the prince heir 2 the throne n for a sec I was Katherine from The Vampire Diaries and she was the only human allowed to be alive bc she was gonna carry his babies like a spider+

Ear bleeding ??????

Guys, I've noticed this really weird trend. Like everyone who drinks water, and I mean everyone... They have all eventually died. I think we should look into this and stop drinking water.

Someone asked me why I use the "F" bomb so much. What the fuck is an "F" bomb?

chronic tummy ache sufferer

i have special needs and my malewife is one of them

The what now?? (I was googling my symptoms for other stuff and idk how I ended up here)

I love Eddie Munson and I believe he deserves to be with Steve Harrington 😌

Sometimes I like a person not in a romantic way but in a: "can I come over and nap together" kind of way; "I wish you were my dad" kind of way; "I wish I could financially spoil you" kind of way; "sit close to me and let us be non verbal for a whole afternoon" kind of way;

Is it complicated or did you complicate it?

adding a laugh track to a horror movie

I think they're pissing too much

- they’re shipping us, kageyama - to where???

Sometimes I remember that one crowd work Gianmarco did where the girl has an alarm for her antidepressants and he asks what it is called and she says citalopram and he's like "damn sounds intense" and to this day I'm like Bro that's one of the vanilla ones

Thankfully 🙏🙏

Someone just said to me the phrase "pooping like a machine gun" and now I can't get that image out of my head 💀💀💀

Woah, this is spot on actually... 🔗 poomang.com/en/t/Persona...

Some of yall

OH HO HO the temptation to read a fic I KNOW will make me relapse............but it sounds so good........ I'm certain it's a banger........

Steve who knows history but doesn’t really realize he does. Like, he think most people remember random war facts and such. He’s been told he’s stupid so many times that he just believes it but once in a while one of the kids will say something and he’ll pipe in with “oh yeah like the war of 1812”

That's only on friday gang we cool until then 🤪🤪🤙🤙

Tell me a fictional character and I'll reply if I think they're a dom or a sub

Forgot what I was gonna post here, got distracted by real life

one thing i dislike about fall is that nobody wants to discuss whether the easter bunny has a cloaca. this is also what i dislike about spring

my body is a thermos for various soups

Ao3 is gonna be down for 20 hours what the FUCK

Well if it's true that ao3 is down then that leaves me with no choice

Guys one day I'll disappear too

sub, idc

SORRY MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN

Just texted "thanks, that helped 🤩👍" to a friend and she replied with "lol sorry". I was being genuine 😭😭 It really did help 😭😭😭 I sound sarcastic even when I'm not 😔✊

Oh ho ho this gif made me feel like reading atsumu fic... Especially alphaXalpha where he's the bottom 😔✊