My youtube recommendations are W I L D

CAN WE PLEASE SKIP THE DOOMED YAOI

The banana makes a big difference, guys.

A postura melhor que a nossa

Oh, and bats! @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social I'm too lazy to go over to our chat but I just remembered that we have bats too

I'm feeling like getting out of my body

Today I saw a school ad that said "The conservative family's school" Like that's supposed to be a good thing ?????????

Hear me out... ...toilet bed.

I want some brigadeiro 😩😩😩✊✊✊

What's the name of that song that goes Twan ✨ Twan ✨ Twan ✨ Twan twan twan Twan twan twan twan twan twan twan Twan twan twan twan twan twan twan

No because I'm the only one allowed to treat me this bad 😃👍 nice try tho

Would you befriend Kermit the frog? 🤔

I haven't read any fanfic this weekend 😭💔

I need him pregnant

cold singles in your area

I don't wanna go to sleep bc when I sleep I'll wake up and I don't wanna wake up 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

I hate that the creator ruined this story for me, the actors did such a great job but I won't consume anything written by that man

Omegaverse be like

I don't find regular Castiel hot bc he's too pure for that Lucifer Castiel tho, that was hot

Yes I miss him I wanna take care of him I still can't believe they brought back Rowena but not him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I like him

I want cake

I also wanted to draw a sunflower girl.

Not me dreaming last night that I was isekaied to an omegaverse and forgot to take my heat suppressants 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Chat, I'mma do something, so just ignore this thread

It's giving Robin Buckley

omegapause… menopause but for omegas…

Chat, I learned how to use a drill I'm officially dad

Oh so you're saying that the reason I don't freak out during the week is because I'm too busy working and studying, and the reason I freak out during the weekend is bc I'm alone with my thoughts? Bet

I didn't learn any lessons from the movie Click. So you're saying I can fast-forward life while my body stays on autopilot and I don't have to deal with shit? Give me that damn remote

If I had the power to stop time, I fr would use that to sleep whenever I want

this chinese drama deadass expects me to believe this 30-something years old man is shy and embarrassed just from THINKING about kissing 😮‍💨

If I was God, I'd never invent cockroaches. 🪳😠

Thank you, additional warning in the author's note, for letting me know that the angst is HEAVY, therefore preventing me from reading that and having a mental breakdown 😔🙏

I love how the "Oh. Oh." moment became universally used in basically every fanfic 😔🙏

How do you not confuse acorn with a corn

!!!!!!!!

ever since I was a little girl i knew i didnt want to talk to anyone

the neuroscience of cuddling

I wanna talk but I don't feel like replying ???????

I'm at the combination

I literally cannot relate to traditional society wtf 😭😭😭 Today at work I heard some people "joking" about that now one of the guys has a girlfriend, he can't have female friends 😩😩😩✊✊✊ and like, 4 other women joined in half joking about how they don't let their boyfriends have female friends 😭😭😭

The only reason I get through the year, every year, is bc I'm waiting for the "what dan and phil text each other" video.