what the fuck are they putting in the water that makes baltimore drivers so fucking awful

my favorite linguistic phenomenon by far is turning nouns into verbs, a la get [noun]ed, idiot

returning to my roots (hitting the cart as hard as i can in a church bathroom)

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

got a new blender, going to christen it with frozen piña coladas

every time someone deletes character ai an angel gets its wings

i love exceeding the daily recommended amount of caffeine

I tend to use dashes a lot whenever I write anything, and it's getting increasingly annoying having to minimize that in order for ppl to not think that it was written by some fucking clanker

my god maryland drivers are awful. i need to be unleashed on the 405 in my dad’s muscle i feel like that would fix at least something

not every bad driver drives a tesla, but i’ve never seen a tesla driver who didn’t fucking suck

ngl i got a job and then promptly forgot this app existed. anyways i love old man yaoi. forget bert and ernie, frog and toad are where it’s at

back on my destiel ginsberg bullshit

knuckle tats that say yaoi and yuri

happy to report that, with a dirty shirley, day two of trying to convince my fiance that he likes gin was another success

my fiance who Does Not like gin’s reaction ways “oh wait this is actually really good”

i’ve been experimenting with cocktails, and here’s tonight’s success. i call it the ‘i forgot that gin makes me become my father’ - gin - white cran peach juice (measure based on how gin-forward you want it to be) - a splash of the peach monster - ice it’s on the sweeter side, crisp, & refreshing

putting my liberal arts degree to good use with a new substack post about the onegaverse 👀

the worst driver you’ve ever seen is always in a tesla with the most fuck ass of wraps

if you green out it’s bc the weed knows you’re not pure of heart

im tired of this grandpa 😭😭😭

making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless making art right now isn’t pointless

new pope!dean pic just dropped (was sent to me from that glorious night)

GET ICE THE FUCK OUT OF LA

"We need a rating system on books like movies" ppl only apply this to romance books and let's be real its not gonna work out considering how many conservatives/book censor advocates consider queer books as inherently explicit :/

things that do belong at pride: kink things that don’t belong at pride: cops

in light of elon saying trump is in the epstein files, i would like to announce that the sky is blue and the pope is catholic

finally out my fuck ass mold filled basement apartment in the fuck ass city where i went to school

i hate packing i hate moving i hate change

the ao3 author’s curse can’t get me if i never finish a fic bc i keep starting new ones

back to back gc2b and military recruitment ads on youtube goes fucking crazy

tiktok stop gentrifying lean

based on essay i wrote for my french class last year that a couple people asked about

tomorrow. stay tuned. substack.com/@dicklessthe...

indeed my fucking enemy

smoking the shit that turns me into a prophet of the lord

maybe the real fandom was the family we found along the way

today’s wikipedia articles i have open for fanfic writing purposes are planck time and then a lot of subsequent ones on planck lengths, planck constants, and other fucking quantum mechanics bullshit

do we think they’re gonna mispronounce my last name at graduation even though i explicitly told them how to (the answer is almost certainly yes 😔✌️)

truly a loss for omegaverse fans everywhere. in nomine alphae et betae et omegae sanctae 😔🙏

all i’ll say about the cradle catholics vs converts conversation is that no one does the improper use of catholic rituals tag like the cradle catholics

i think if i could meet my mutuals i'd be healed tbh

do you guys think tiktok would be more likely to crucify me for sexualizing murder or for sexualizing religion in two of my current fanfic wips?

i’m drunk as fuck and i need ten thousand cigarettes right now but i can’t because they stole my fucking teeth

AI is not intelligent. It's built off of stolen work of scholars and experts. That's why it sounds smart. It's built off of smart people and then kicks them out of their own jobs

same energy as the “i bought this before he went crazy” stickers on cybertrucks

not the fucking human rights campaign bumper sticker and harry potter vanity plate combo 💀💀💀

reading heidegger for class but canceling it out by listening to dead kennedys while i do it

the fuck do you mean i’m graduating in ten days 🧍‍♂️