I haven't been on bluesky in forever but I had to update my bingo. Squares freshly marked off: hard launch, Dab and Evan baby, podcast, post tour romantic getaway, collab with PJ and Sophie, medical incident, and Dan video essay (okay not technically but I'm counting it.)

remember when dan claimed his name on bluesky and never used it. what if they started reaching out to the danandphil insta at the same time cause they're trying to get ALL their accounts in order for the rebrand. what if dan is going to come here now 😭

moving in here who’s joining me??

Sometimes, sometimes I do just want to hear a northern anecdote though 😔

Man I love my chemical romance

three cheers is SUCH a good fucking album... album of the fucking century fr

Hayley Williams solo album??

My replacement photo cards said they were delivered like last week and then the mailroom said I had packages so I thought they'd be there but they weren't where are my cards :(

My roommate is trying to tell me about The Summer I Turned Pretty while I'm watching the mcr livestream we are living very different lives

I had one person call out and another leave work early and we were short as it is so I'm doing Bare Fucking Minimum tonight <3

someone just walked up to me in the hotel where I worked and asked how to get to the hotel. I have great news about where you're standing right now <3

most beautiful man in the world

I can't even think about those fucking twinks right now I'm on mcr lockdown why are they doing this to me

hate to say it but I get less bisexual every time my straight friend shows me a random celebrity's dick pick. no I don't want to see that thank you <3

call me dean winchester for the way i am devastatingly in love with castiel

my mom is always like oh we should go on a trip I wish you would ask me to go with you sometime and so I go okay mom do you want to come to Mexico with me and she goes oh I would love to but I don't know about the shop. Understandable but I need you in or out so I know if I'm booking solo.

version of the new song with the crowd sound removed <3 www.tumblr.com/xe0nezz/7902...

there's another mcr show tonight what if they play more songs 😵‍💫

MCR just sang an unreleased song in concert NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!

MCR5 IS SO REAL NOT A MATTER OF IF BUT A MATTER OF WHEN

are they going to release the album. I feel sick.

unreleased mcr songs are real and they CAN hurt you.

agents Bitch and Jerk ready to inspect your bikini #spn #supernatural

my friend just told me she wants a gun because "if someone breaks into my house I want to murder them" girl that is a very compelling reason why no one should give you a gun!! also do you think I need new friends.

visa and mastercard deciding what games are allowed to be sold is an apocalyptic level threat to the games industry. phone calls are the highest impact way to help. this is an all hands on deck situation. the enemy got results with 1000 phone calls. we can beat them phone numbers and a script:

out with my roommate and her fam again and they wanted tacos AGAIN and did no research on the menus and just picked the first place they saw and they were all fretting while I was trying to order and it's like. If you're that concerned go ahead and type "vegetarian" into google next time :)

What do u think they get up to when I close the book 😳

My little guys finally have a home 💙

I'm just. Still stuck on the way he SHOWED IT TO THE CAMERA he was so proud?? Like yeah okay whatever d<3p I don't even care.

D ♡ P btw

I get the feeling of shift in the dnp universe like we’re not going back… like what’s happening in 6 months??!

it’s seeing stuff like This that makes me realize I am not normal about dan and phil

I love being friends with the front desk people at work it makes me very grateful that my job is Toilets <3

anyway. mcr and dnp forever and ever

absolutely precious

Ahh the 6pm sleepies again (I'm halfway through a 10 hour shift 16,000 steps logged and the coffee shop just closed)

You miss one livestream and they’ve hard launched with a bottle of ketchup

I just remembered that I have a separate Tumblr account for times like these and now I'm truly going crazy!!

dictating all of the posts I want to make on tumblr through my friends' ask box because I'm locked out 😔😔

i need him to smile forever

anyways idk how i’m supposed to be normal today 😔

personality dropped: phan is real

FUCK MY STUPID PHANNIE LIFE also you can still donate to make-a-wish at this link! they take any amount, i donated 5 quid and my mum and stepdad gave 25 quid each when i texted them! word of mouth is so powerful, share the link! tilt.fyi/uH1U3bmDZf

I'm so glad I'm locked out of tumblr today I didn't want to post about this at all

fuck my fucking fuckass motherfucking fucker life

Dan is SO teenage girl with a crush giggling and doodling d+p in the margins of his homework

Okay so they're gay and in love right there on the make a wish live stream 😭😭

did anyone else notice this

oh he wrote d <3 p on the plate? and i missed that?? im gonna kms

i miss dan and phil