YAAAYY

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idk how to be normal about anything i like

hello

they're both way too pretty in this wtf

oh no i'm going to be insufferable about this for a while

the way i got the notif while at work and bought the calendar so quick i didnt even check if the shipping address was right

i'm so excited to actually make a liveable wage for a whole 6 hours today since we get time + 1/2

thinking about dan and all his little moon things and how they're making the office look like the moon. dan is a cancer rising btw. the moon's sign. the moon rules his chart.

this sucks they're trying so hard for us :((

my brain after Dan and Phil: i love Dan and Phil ❤️

patreon get it togetherrr omg anything more than like 3k it breaks

yayyy that was so fun :))

i've gone to school every day so far this week everybody clap

i love sophie the hard launch lesbian i need to be her friend

hey hi hello i'm jayce :3 cosmetology student by day, barista by night 🫡 usually yapping about dan and phil, fall out boy, astrology, or baldurs gate 3 pronouns: they/he age: 27 signs: taurus sun / capricorn moon / aries rising también estoy aprendiendo español :)

omg i missed my anniversary hello happy one year to this account 🥳 i really love our little community here it reminds me of early phandom twitter and tumblr days but so much nicer 🥰❤️ also i feel like i need to make a new intro post lol

i didn't see my name in the phatreon credits this week (which is fine) but i DID see two people with my deadname so that's kind of funny

I'M IN !!! AFTER RELOADING LIKE 30 TIMES

omg i got in but couldnt see anything n then i got booted out

glad to see i'm not the only one patreon isnt working for lmao

do any of u listen to young miko

starting Shameless for the 10th time probably. i WILL finish it this time !!!!

also wtf were those hot dog-less corn dogs they were showing i have never seen something that wasnt a battered and deep fried hot dog on a stick be called a corn dog

i saw some of u in the end credits hehe

SO PWETTY the color makes his eyes pop so nice

omg i had watched the last phodcast ep on patreon so i didn't see the yt credits but THERE I AM THATS ME !!!!

what do we call our little collective here are we dnpsky phluesky a secret third thing ???

"I merely am a disco ball of mirrors that reflect whatever the people I'm around need to see" is the most Gemini thing Dan has ever said i think

i'm changing my prediction to femboy calender but maybe that's less of a prediction and more of a prayer

ugh the shirt is cute but not $40 with shipping cute

this came to me like a vision and i couldn't sleep until i made it a reality

i've always dreamed of doing dnp's makeup and this has made it so much worse

Let that girl be a slut!!

hi i just got home from work i still have to catch up on everything but i just finished the yt video. i fear as someone who has already had a debilitating crush on dan for most of my life i have reached a new depth that frankly may kill me. she is so beautiful to me i can't breathe

phannie meetup at the vagina museum when

i think the new vid is my favorite they've ever made and i fear it's only gonna get better from here

dan looks sooo pretty i am weeping

Congrats on being gay or whatever now where’s spooky week

i still havent gotten to finish the video bc i'm at work but i love them sm and i'm so proud 🥹

OG MY GID

NO I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE WEDNESDAY BC I'M OFF I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO GO INTO WORK

i'm really feeling the theory that the new era is coming on the 15th / the 2 yr anniversary of their comeback

hello i know u are all freaking out about ms swift's new album but I JUST SAW RICO NASTYYYYY

where is my precious sunday phupload

guys i'm seeing Rico Nasty in like 5 days i'm so excited i could crawl out of my skin

i need to be his hairbrush

i thrifted a frame for my photo cards the other day n i rearranged my lil dnp cubby to set it up look how cute :')

i did my first razor cut at school today n it came out so cute i'm so proud :')