as eric adams might say, new york is the kampala of america

we got the dnp smosh mouth double feature on mondays let’s goooooo

dream guest on my phodcast

dan and phil amiright

does anyone wanna talk about tornado

i go to class for like 2 hours and markiplier gets married

just info dumped about the ef5 drought on a classmate for like 2 min and i don’t think he cared that much im so embarrassed

yall there was an ef5 tornado!!! this is massive (im not celebrating violent tornado im just a weather nerd)

URGENT would it hypothetically be immoral to throw shoes at the giant crane flies that may or may not be in my bedroom harassing me

guy in front of me on the bus smells like cigarettes and moisture

if u sit next to me on the bus and don’t move when a full row opens up i dont trust u

how are the basement yard guys so funny that’s not supposed to be allowed

roommate is mad at me for the tub drain being clogged which im CONVINCED is not my fault 🤪😇

do yall remember the extreme home makeover with muppets

sisterrrrr im pickles

help i have a crush on my classmate and i dont even know their gender

what do yall know about the great lakes. they're big as hell

p sure i forgot to flush the toilet and then my roommate came back right after should i just die

so like how did the as10 queens know who lydia was

how are there ppl in my 300 level spanish class who still don’t know how to conjugate gustar

wreck of the edmund fitzgerald gang wtf does “steams like a young man’s dreams” mean

is chris pine in a cult or does he just look like that

on my knees begging for a balkan ballad to win eurovision again

when u think 72 degree ac is cold but ur roommate thinks 68 is hot

thank u lydia b kollins for the girls who are kinda gray representation

i live right above my university's field and the mf they're having do the anthem for today's soccer game is.... not slaying lol

me to me

they could never make me hate u plane jane

watching a kori king vlog and lydia mentions eatn park. how did she know what i had for dinner

at tj maxx thinking about suzie hitting the stanky leg on the drop

yall ever seen a 2300 aqi? holy fuck

there are certain drag race queens who live in the same city as me and whenever i see their posts it's creepy lol like every building is the style i see every day they could be outside my house right now

how did she get worse

pov you turned on the light

trapped in a room w the loudest yinzers in the world

spending time w old people is wild my great-uncle just said “when i was 13 they were just coming out with portable radios”

told a bra sites size calculator my underbust size and got an error message oh sorry ill just shapeshift gimme a sec

she has finally developed literacy

the stereotype that old ppl type ominously is REAL

iykyk

it's my birthday tomorrow and my boss maybe gave me covid on wednesday lmao

u ever see a baby who clearly knows too much

why is my dream purse $200 in the outlet

when the body is tea but the dress is parched

place ur bets on my it’s so over/we’re so back scale

fucked up at work and everyone says it’s fine but i don’t believe them chat will i get fired

do any oomfs happen to know good beach glass spots on eastern lake erie...

yall remember ripping these things out and stripping the seeds off… so fun

btwwwww idk if yall like airplanes the same way i do but i finally got to see an a380 land last week!! and i rode an a220 for the first time!

there was a girl at my hs named oleander and i just remembered how wild that is. who tf names their child oleander