criaturita
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phannie, ashamed dannie, unashamed tap water drinker, jet slag, woman in phlegm she/her 20
guy who thinks his sneaky link is about to explain "fuck buddy" to mom who hates him
3 months ago
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idk if yall interpreted it this way but iām getting the sense that shane and ilya might be into each other?? i canāt really tell tho i might be reading into it too much
3 months ago
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also is it just me or did scott being implied to know about shane and ilya just not really go anywhere
3 months ago
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re heated rivalry ep 3: u can tell it was real love at first sight because if i had been served that watery ass smoothie i would not have gone back
3 months ago
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so i finished watching my canadian government mandated homosexuality
3 months ago
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watching heated rivalry finally
3 months ago
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i drew demon dan š
3 months ago
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as eric adams might say, new york is the kampala of america
4 months ago
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we got the dnp smosh mouth double feature on mondays letās goooooo
5 months ago
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dream guest on my phodcast
5 months ago
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dan and phil amiright
5 months ago
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does anyone wanna talk about tornado
5 months ago
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i go to class for like 2 hours and markiplier gets married
5 months ago
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just info dumped about the ef5 drought on a classmate for like 2 min and i donāt think he cared that much im so embarrassed
6 months ago
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yall there was an ef5 tornado!!! this is massive (im not celebrating violent tornado im just a weather nerd)
6 months ago
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URGENT would it hypothetically be immoral to throw shoes at the giant crane flies that may or may not be in my bedroom harassing me
6 months ago
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guy in front of me on the bus smells like cigarettes and moisture
6 months ago
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if u sit next to me on the bus and donāt move when a full row opens up i dont trust u
6 months ago
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how are the basement yard guys so funny thatās not supposed to be allowed
6 months ago
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roommate is mad at me for the tub drain being clogged which im CONVINCED is not my fault š¤Ŗš
6 months ago
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do yall remember the extreme home makeover with muppets
6 months ago
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sisterrrrr im pickles
6 months ago
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help i have a crush on my classmate and i dont even know their gender
7 months ago
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what do yall know about the great lakes. they're big as hell
7 months ago
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p sure i forgot to flush the toilet and then my roommate came back right after should i just die
7 months ago
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so like how did the as10 queens know who lydia was
7 months ago
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how are there ppl in my 300 level spanish class who still donāt know how to conjugate gustar
7 months ago
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wreck of the edmund fitzgerald gang wtf does āsteams like a young manās dreamsā mean
7 months ago
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is chris pine in a cult or does he just look like that
7 months ago
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on my knees begging for a balkan ballad to win eurovision again
7 months ago
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when u think 72 degree ac is cold but ur roommate thinks 68 is hot
7 months ago
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thank u lydia b kollins for the girls who are kinda gray representation
7 months ago
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i live right above my university's field and the mf they're having do the anthem for today's soccer game is.... not slaying lol
7 months ago
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me to me
7 months ago
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they could never make me hate u plane jane
7 months ago
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watching a kori king vlog and lydia mentions eatn park. how did she know what i had for dinner
7 months ago
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at tj maxx thinking about suzie hitting the stanky leg on the drop
7 months ago
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yall ever seen a 2300 aqi? holy fuck
7 months ago
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there are certain drag race queens who live in the same city as me and whenever i see their posts it's creepy lol like every building is the style i see every day they could be outside my house right now
7 months ago
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how did she get worse
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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pov you turned on the light
8 months ago
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trapped in a room w the loudest yinzers in the world
8 months ago
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spending time w old people is wild my great-uncle just said āwhen i was 13 they were just coming out with portable radiosā
8 months ago
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told a bra sites size calculator my underbust size and got an error message oh sorry ill just shapeshift gimme a sec
8 months ago
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she has finally developed literacy
8 months ago
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the stereotype that old ppl type ominously is REAL
8 months ago
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iykyk
8 months ago
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it's my birthday tomorrow and my boss maybe gave me covid on wednesday lmao
8 months ago
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u ever see a baby who clearly knows too much
8 months ago
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why is my dream purse $200 in the outlet
9 months ago
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