genuinely stunned that a major financial institution is not joining the rush to fast-track SpaceX into index funds and your retirement account

"They're from before I was a public figure and got into politics." That could be two years ago.

we gotta start getting libs to understand bad things are still bad even if there are worse things. like, I need them to understand how hard this isn't.

Excalibur Closes AEW Dynamite With ‘Fix Your Hearts Or Die’ In Support Of Pride Month

Remember last fall when an anonymous acquaintance of Platner's claimed that he used to refer to the Nazi tattoo as "my Totenkopf?" Yeah, she's not anonymous anymore.

I know I've told you all about my friend's dog, Sapphire, who escapes her yard, runs the neighborhood, and then brings home some kind of prize. Today it was a flauta.

The progressive everyman hero who will save the Senate and definitely vote for the things I want. Does it matter that he has never held office before? No it does not! He will absolutely do what he has promised! I trust him because the Pod Save guys and Ken Klip said he's a good guy

Rather than rubberneck at the inevitable implosion of the Platner campaign in Maine, I'd urge everyone to focus on another swing-state or even red-state Senate race that we might actually win. Ohio and Michigan are toss-ups and we have a fighting chance in Iowa, Texas and Alaska too.

Elon about to run off with everyone's 401k in the most obvious pump and dump of all time like a heel cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase.

are you just going to do this for every generation

Chu: Do you agree with the president when he said… Bessent: What was my dog’s name when I was a child and what was his favorite toy?

I don't do Kalshi or Polymarket because they're evil but I would clean up on that shit and wouldn't even need insider tips to make it work out for me. You know RFK is gonna be in the octagon wearing jeans and no shirt for the 250

Here's my conclusion: because they're drinking particles of cow shit. Where do I send my invoice?

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.

Two things that are simultaneously true: 1: I agree with @lexlanham.bsky.social (quoted in the article): duty to police is overblown, and in ways that are damaging to art and the public. 2: As a practitioner, I would be unable to recommend that Patagonia refrain from action here.

Got my macaroni salad past TSA

"will likely lead to a sigh of relief" Yeah, I'm gonna need you to show your work on that one.

‘“I no longer consider Columbia University a safe place to work for Jews who dare to dissent from the political agenda of its most ardently pro-Israel and anti-Palestinian donors and trustees,” wrote Joseph Howley, a classics professor, in his claim.’ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

oh my goodness - Lieu played Rubio a video of Trump sleeping while Rubio tried to talk to him during a cabinet meeting. Then this exchange: RUBIO: I've never seen him fall asleep LIEU: I'm gonna show you a video that shows you just lied to Congress *plays another clip of Trump sleeping by Rubio*

JACOBS: I have one last question for you. Who won the 2020 presidential election? MARCO RUBIO: I'm not here to answer about 2020 JACOBS: It seems like you have an issue admitting facts, just like you couldn't admit the shoes the president bought you were too big RUBIO: The florsheims fit fine

6 year old post making the rounds 😭

Statement from Scott Pelley -

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

Welcome to the GOLDEN STATE we don't know what the fuck is happening

I'm gonna need a flowchart for this one because what in the wild blue fuck?

No, I think the biggest scare is a tiny door with three knobs and you’re like “fuck which one fuck fuck”

they are announcing their intention ahead of time to steal our money from the treasury. intolerable

this is my kind of company motto right here

I’ve never wanted to retake a colonoscopy because I got a good result.

Beyond parody.

For the best part of a century - more in the case of early inoculations - this wasn’t a problem, because people REMEMBERED real suffering, and understood that vaccines were a miracle to be grateful for.

How can publications run articles like "Gen Z aren't shagging cos they're deeply boring" alongside ones explaining "Gen Z are living with their parents cos they can't afford to rent" and not connect the dots? How many randoms would YOU bring back to your parents' place and bonk next to their room!

Greg, I think you can edit that answer down a bit. Can probably fit it into 14 words if I had to guess.

Oh come on, man.

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

#HappyPride from Ron Swanson

You just voted two weeks ago to ban any mention of LGBTQ people from federally funded schools and to forcibly out trans kids. Don't you dare come here and say happy pride.

(slaps roof of post) This baby can find so many tankies to block, you won't believe it!

Happy Pride Month! If you live in California & if you haven’t already done so, you’ve got just TWO days to drop off your ballot or vote in person. Just 16% of ballots have been returned—your vote counts more than ever!

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

This is absolutely nuts: hackers are hijacking high-profile Instagram accounts by simply asking Meta's AI chatbot to change the email on the account. Meta's AI does it, hacker gets password reset code, they're in. A staggering security issue www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

“Anti diversity stance” there’s a shorter way to say that www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...

This is part of it. Horror thrives because it doesn't need big budgets, big name stars, recognizable IP, or even any special FX whatsoever to be successful. It can be shot on a phone. You just need to tell a good story. If something LOOKS like it might be a good, scary story, people will see it.

Incredible. A+, 10/10, no notes

“The best candidate is also the strongest swimmer. COYOTE’s first official political endorsement is for the scrappy loner, the people’s governor, the Alcatraz coyote, who is — official slogan? — Somehow, Actually, Not the Worst Choice.” @coyotemedia.org 🗣️ALCATRAZ COYOTE FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR

the trump official — who led the siege & occupation of Minneapolis — admitting to having an ongoing dialogue/rapport with Martin Sellner, a straight-up Nazi who influenced the Christchurch shooter, while speaking at a conference about remigration (read: ethnic cleansing) is a pretty big deal!

Two days until election day in California. If you haven't voted yet, use a county-provided ballot drop-box or voting center.

If you think this looks like a threat to free speech you're wrong. Threats to free speech are when sex pests lose their jobs as magazine editors.