Pete Hegseth called them “narco terrorists” and the official statement from the Trump administration called it a training camp for drug traffickers. It was a dairy farm. They murdered Ecuadorian farmers. With our money. The War on Drugs has always been a fascist plot to kill Black and Brown people

It was surreal living through the 2000s, seeing gamers insist that video games were art to fight against the Jack Thompsons of the world who saw them as nothing but dangerous toys, and then going into the 2010s where you'd get harassed for attempting basic artistic analysis of any games at all

You either have this sort of political juice or you don't. Cannot be taught.

oh so TSA agents are being pieces of shit FOR FREE

Trump: “okay can you guys just say I won and we go back to status quo, no harm no foul” IRGC: “lol, and furthermore lmao”

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

This will end up being likely a monologue and part of the intro of this week's premium, but every single person that wrote a "Sora 2 is destroying Hollywood" piece should be apologizing to their audiences and to the entertainment industry for deliberately misleading and scaring people in TV/Cinema

does Gavin Newsom know what movie Patrick Bateman is from

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Just filled the tank and gas is $1 more per gallon than the last time I filled up. What do those assholes with the Biden "I did that" stickers have to say now?

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

Israel is distinctly unpopular with the Democratic base and pretty unpopular with independents. this should help clarify that Newsom isn’t trying to move away from *unpopular* lefty positions, he’s trying to abandon the left entirely

at long last we have created the "fighting jack reacher" scenario from the critically acclaimed series, "don't fight jack reacher"

"For the love of God, Montresor!"

They just let anyone teach anything now

idk man if you start a fight with the biggest man alive in front of his kids i guess I think it's fine when you get beat up

Reminds me of the infuriating Boeing 737 MAX saga, in which the sole person actually prosecuted was the guy in charge of the simulators, which weren't even the problem, it was cheap, lazy engineering. Not one executive even indicted. Boeing itself got a tidy DOJ agreement.

admittedly anecdotal based on my timeline but i've noticed that the vibes on here are often terrible early in the day and don't start improving until lunch, which leads me to believe a lot of you just need to consider having a mid-morning snack?

3,300 passengers travel through LaGuardia every hour, every day, every year. 29 million total. Running that airport with a single ATC in charge of both sky and ground traffic is inexcusable and if the shortage is that bad then we need to shut some airports down

“Kids, all you need to do to succeed in life is work really hard, get good grades, and insider trade.”

Chick-Fil-A Announces Two Halves Of Buns Must Be Married Before Becoming Sandwich https://theonion.com/chick-fil-a-announces-two-halves-of-buns-must-be-married-before-becoming-sandwich/

what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad

Reality is just nothing but mad libs now.

What Trump's saying is mind-meltingly dumb, but don't sleep on the NewsMax chyron there. "WE HAVE HAD VERY STRONG TALKS. BIG WORDS, VERY HEAVY SENTENCES. WE GRUNT MANY, MANY THINGS."

If you're at an airport today, we'd LOVE to know what it's like interacting with ICE instead of TSA. You can DM me or find me on Signal at Vittoria89.82.

removing the real, faltering trump from the news and replacing him with an imaginary trump of their own invention. more he falters, the more the imaginary reasonable trump shows up in the stories and especially the headlines

Hey y’all don’t forget that Mrs Betty bowers is a character written by a dude named Andrew Bradley

oh no it’s deleted but I don’t really think you should get away with dirty deleting this level of racism

The Cats scared me for a minute there. Glad they held on, but that was closer than it should have been.

I still get amazed that somehow standard like USB and 802.11 and HDMI not only were assembled but they were adopted worldwide. My friends some of you don't remember but there was a point in time where if you needed to plug something into the computer you cleared your schedule for the day.

All the people who support the president support the president.

This is Mehdi demonstrating that he is not immune from the brain poison that afflicts most media figures. Fundamentally they see all this as a game/soap opera, so because someone as monstrous as Tucker can be right once in his life, it’s a TWIST and a GAME CHANGER! “Tucker was a good all along!” NO.

If you do a lot of searching on the internet (as I do), this is a really useful article. Multiple things I didn’t know and will use going forward.

Is Claudio not able to do the giant swing anymore? Seems like lately he does three or four revolutions and that's it. #AEWCollision

CCA cables are dangerous & by definition cannot fit any CAT or ANSI/TIA standard. they’re considered a problem in the industry bc wholesalers looking to make a quick buck will sell them with claims they they’re up to standard: they’re not. also they’re a fire hazard

Sign of the times but I'm starting to notice that cheap components aren't using copper leads anymore. I've got a whole bag of RGB LEDs and the leads are magnetic. They might be steel. They're harder than copper, certainly. They're tearing up my wire cutters like crazy. This ain't good.

yeah there’s this “just asking questions” style Platner defense where the perpetually unsolvable riddle is whether he knew what the tattoo was when there’s plenty of actual reporting indicating a clear answer.

She's literally right there Please stop supporting nazi tattoos man

I understand the value of this talking point but it remains a mystery to me why Dems are so set on helping Republicans out of the hole they’ve dug for themselves.

That's it?

Oh my God. This could save so many lives. Read the article and the thread!

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RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

Whoa whoa whoa. WSJ reports that Trump *personally* pushed the Justice Department to settle its antitrust case with Live Nation. Several sources for my NYT column speculated this was the case. The Journal says it's a fact. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

so if i have this correctly: we've substantially increased the value of Iran's primary export we've made it legal to buy that export for the first time in 30 years and we've made it such that only safe way through the strait is to make a deal with iran masterful gambit