told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime

One Partridge to rule them all, One Partridge to find them, One Partridge to bring them all and in its Pear Tree bind them. In the land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.

3 French Hens for the Elven-kings under the sky, 7 Swans A-swimming for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, 9 Ladies Dancing for the Mortal Men, doomed to die, And a Partridge in a Pear Tree for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the Land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.

The hypocrisy is just so blatant.

This simple post may have already gotten more attention in 5 hours than almost anything else I’ve written about healthcare policy in the past 12 years.

RAWR! I'S A TEYEGURR!!! PHEER MEE!!

I have a newfound appreciation for boxing.

Jack Smith testified that his team had proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump committed crimes — election interference and obstruction — and the only reason he wasn’t convicted is DOJ policy shielding a sitting president. Innocent people don’t need constitutional loopholes to avoid prison.

Getting a lot more people on this list for sharing antisemitic lies about the Talmud over the past couple of days. Reminders: 1. The entire Talmud is public and freely available online. This Anyone claiming to know about "secret" or "hidden" Jewish teachings from it is lying to you.

Elegant gathering in the early 1660s. Everybody is so well-behaved. Then you notice the erotic painting above the cupboard. Why? Ask Pieter de Hooch.

A pretty damn good reminder that Hakeem Jeffries and Democratic leadership know a shit ton more about how to maneuver with the extremely little power voters gave them, than the Do Something bloviators on social media do. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

It’s their go-to defense.

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Power and the people: Amsterdam's fortunate burghers stroll about the glorious new Town Hall on the Dam. Maximum civic pride embodied, and depicted by Pieter de Hooch. It's his day.

great meme potential here

A perfect encapsulation of the Anthony Joshua Jake Paul boxing match. Even for those of us who don’t watch it except when Nazis get their shit rocked.

Our ambassador Oleksandr Usyk made Anthony Joshua a symbolic gift ahead of Joshua’s fight with Jake Paul 🥊 An embroidered shirt with a Ukrainian warrior kozak — similar to the one Usyk wears himself — is a gesture of respect and solidarity.

While the adults are busy at the linen cupboard, kid is practicing golf indoors! Dutch children really were spoiled. As recorded by Pieter de Hooch, born OTD in 1629.

As someone who’s been a caregiver for Alzheimer’s patient, I’ve been saying he dos not have Alzheimer’s, he’s a malignant narcissist. THANK YOU FOR THIS.

Shilton, Oxfordshire, Holy Rood. Fantastic seventeenth century chest.

Let me be absolutely and unassailably clear: any strategy that does not get us the House Majority and gets us Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House is a loser strategy and will help Trump. But i know 5th grade math is hard for some people.

Plus side of this is that I have some academic expertise in letters of marque and privateering and related albeit rather archaic state licensed piracy on the high seas so I could go on tv as an expert in something.

Question: When the head of the DOJ’s Civil Rights division tweets out a false statement about an individual that results in them being barraged with death threats based on their religion and ethnicity, which governmental agency would look into whether that student’s Civil Rights had been infringed?

Jake Paul finally came up against someone who decided …. “Ehhh the money is good but the joy of beating this loser up is gonna make me far richer than any check”

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

May the odds be forever in our favor? www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

If you're not trans, I don't think I can fully explain how important this is. It's so powerful that one of the most circulated science media publications in the world has come out and said "trans children are real and providing transition care improves their lives." That's groundbreaking.

My vessel was a clay snake in area, its walls were each five times three hundred cubits in height, its sides countless times seven cubits each. For four hundred days we sailed with doorposts and vengeful monuments in tow, until we saw Dilmun.

Every.Fucking. Time

Mangione murdered Thompson a little over a year ago. Average individual market premiums are about to go up 26% after only increasing by low single digits the prior several years, & group market premiums are about to go up 9%. I don’t think he “put the fear of god” into anyone.

Evergreen.

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻‍♂️

I can't watch this video right now, but I continue to find it bizarre that the rabbis of the Talmud insulting Jesus is portrayed as this shocking revelation, whereas the Christian Bible insults the rabbis nonstop. For being hypocritical, no less. Wild stuff.

2/2 Child with a rattle (& very interested dog!) in 1611 by Paul van Somer.

Margaret Sackville, later Countess of Thanet, aged 4 & sporting some truly alarming hair styling. Painted by Paul van Somer, whose day was today.

Opinion | Don't blame Donald Trump for the failings of his administration. He has been betrayed by the alcoholics, drug addicts addicts, conspiracy theorists, religious zealots, and neo-Nazis that he put in charge of the government.

“He did an objectively good thing.” He literally murdered a guy.

Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

Today I received FOUR death notifications for people in ICE custody. That's 30 deaths since Trump took office. It's appalling & unacceptable.   ICE is required—by law—to ensure detainees are safe & their basic needs are met. It's clear this isn't the case. We NEED answers.

This is a really good thread.

Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.

Ghost of Christmas Past: You were cool, then you became a dick Ghost of Christmas Present: You’re a dick Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: You will remain a dick You: I won’t be a dick anymore Tiny Tim: Your resolve to cease your dickishness has cured my vague pulmonary/skeletal disease somehow

This is an excellent thread about why having an edit feature is really not going to work.

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

Trump is trying to BAN states from regulating AI in *any* way to protect your safety and privacy. He couldn't get the votes in Congress to do it—so he's threatening to sue or yank funding from any state that stands up to tech billionaires. This is a massive, corrupt overreach.

Sometimes when I listen to Trump speak I think he is well on his way to dementia. Other times I think he’s on something. Then I think it’s just because his vocabulary is very limited and he struggling to read someone else’s words. But most of the time I think it’s all 3.

Read this thread.