Pumping Iron 2 is fantastic and you should support the effort to restore and preserve this fantastic piece of history.

This will drive me insane faster than any cosmic horror whispering in my ears.

What a sad little bitch of a human. I’ve never dated a straight girl in my life and if I had the choice I would probably consider it a red flag.

I’m seeing all the talk about the new age occult to Christian online grifter pipeline and I’m glad i took the opposite direction to “herald of the dark eternal goddess of the chaotic void” instead.

New Samael is so good.

I think it’s funny cause about 2 years ago a tourist who wandered into Amoeba called me a “conspiracy theorist” after he asked me why I was buying physical movies and I mentioned companies taking away films you bought.

Digital media….

New Samael is so good.

Seriously a killer track.

What a sad little bitch of a human. I’ve never dated a straight girl in my life and if I had the choice I would probably consider it a red flag.

Yeah, that’s a strong fasted morning cardio session to end the week. I can see like half my abs now.

Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal

This will drive me insane faster than any cosmic horror whispering in my ears.

I’m seeing all the talk about the new age occult to Christian online grifter pipeline and I’m glad i took the opposite direction to “herald of the dark eternal goddess of the chaotic void” instead.

Barbara Stanwyck for The Bitter Tea of General Yen (1933). Photo by William Fraker.

They should let Metzen choose the Blizzcon bands again. Maybe it will be another multi band year… (coping mechanism on) I guess I should be grateful that it isn’t Train at least…

<Pet Shop Boys voice> I've got the brains You've got the looks Let's get blooming onions

Brigitte Lahaie, 1981 Fleer Baseball sticker style.

Got a nice package from Poland today… my 7” of Behemoth’s cover of Bathory’s Return of Darkness and Evil.

One hell of a thing to do before breakfast.

Set my leg muscles on fire last night like they were a Norwegian church in the 90’s. May the fires we light burn the old world away.

When I was younger I used to say I wanted to be a better father than my own when I grew up. I guess I succeeded… by not having kids. All kidding aside it’s been 25 years since he was killed and I still miss that crazy asshole.

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

Set my leg muscles on fire last night like they were a Norwegian church in the 90’s. May the fires we light burn the old world away.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard. Barb Bikernes. I bet she could get a tractor started.

I'm laughing over all the Occulture people who are in love with posting Al slop. Like it wasn't obvious that most of them were too lazy to “do the work" in the first place... thanks for the confirmation. Next up, I'm sure, is ChatGPT Goetia or something...

Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.

I'm laughing over all the Occulture people who are in love with posting Al slop. Like it wasn't obvious that most of them were too lazy to “do the work" in the first place... thanks for the confirmation. Next up, I'm sure, is ChatGPT Goetia or something...

I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard. Barb Bikernes. I bet she could get a tractor started.

Training to destroy the gods with my bare hands. I think things are going well. Too bad I stepped out of the good shoulder lighting right before the pics and lost the serrations in the light…. And my eyes in the shadows.

I cannot wait to hear this get played live.

I cannot wait to hear this get played live.

Training to destroy the gods with my bare hands. I think things are going well. Too bad I stepped out of the good shoulder lighting right before the pics and lost the serrations in the light…. And my eyes in the shadows.

This is what my morning looks on a day off from the gym…

Witch Club Satan is one hell of a fun live experience

Legs have been crushed

My combined cardio efforts from yesterday

Legs have been crushed

I wore this outside today and about 50 people asked me if I was a Knicks fan. "Knick who? Oh right. Sure. Yay sports. Um, did you actually read the shirt...?"

Witch Club Satan is one hell of a fun live experience

I am the devil.. and I have come to do the devils work(out).

Yeah… not sure I’ll be beating that one for a bit. But I’ll keep trying

I am the devil.. and I have come to do the devils work(out).

“Of course I’m cheering for Switzerland here. They are like me… part Italian, part German… filled with chocolate”

Pictures from last nights Witch Club Satan show in LA

Pictures from last nights Witch Club Satan show in LA

“Of course I’m cheering for Switzerland here. They are like me… part Italian, part German… filled with chocolate”

Every future imagined by a tech company is worse than the previous iteration.

Onward we push

Flashback to Porn Star Karaoke in 2005-ish. Cognac in one hand and mic in the other. Probably singing Tool? Or Slipknot? Or Soft Cell?