1930, E.C. Segar

December feeling extra Evil this year

successfully constructed and consumed a struggle snack consisting of a toasted hamburger bun filled with nothing but hot dog condiments, in the common space, without any of my multiple present roommates detecting me. Solid Snake type shit

a full naval blockade is basically an act of war, #NoWarOnVenezuela

retreating to my mind palace to re-eat the longsilog i had for brunch 3 days ago

getting high and playing Outer Wilds for the first time is the closest thing i’ve experienced to whatever MYST was doing to my gay little brain in 1994

Every single line of dialogue in this

I'm going to do my best to alt text this because holy crap, everyone should know.

strap is a mech

rare front-facing dog

Someone has just restored "Daicon 3" from a rare 8mm copy. It's the best version to date. >> archive.org/details/zgfp...

Daily bunny no.3169 gazes into the abyss

FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT

disney really said dump em out jamie

he was so real for this

i think my housemate is planning to bake my cat

crazy that my room in the bay gets colder in the winter than any room i ever had in montana

unfortunately my self esteem is tied directly to my bank account

keeping a mental spreadsheet of coworker’s pay rates youve sneaked a peak at is the work version of secretly remembering all your trans friend’s deadnames

it’s inexplicably Filled With Rage Friday

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

*tamp tamp*

if you eat a weed gummy, an off label cialis gummy and boof 400 mg of progesterone at the same time you can open up your task manager and close any running bottom dysphoria applications

erect that cock and pulse 10 times for me, private

more confusing to me than cow tools, gary

im eating clumps of polyfill by the fistfull

opened a can of vietnamese coffee while listening to rob zacny describe the plot of the star wars holiday special and just found out my manager ordered pizza for the whole department

when a guy brings u little snacks and special drinks it’s because he has an interest in keeping u nourished, wet, and fertile

every american troop that touches Venezuelan earth must get Jake Sully’d

took a job at the dick sucking factory thinking it would be more ethical than the consent manufacturing factory but found out theyre owned by the same dick sucking conglomerate

drinking crepuscquil

made a kiki and bouba charm for my bag 💁🏼‍♀️💥🫟

me and your grandma met when we were both dissociatives casualties during the biden administration

put him on 200 mg of spiro daily for 6 months and then ask him to fuck u. if he gets it up he really loves you

if you spend enough time in San Francisco you will want to kill yourself but you can reset this meter periodically by taking a day trip to what I like to call the Albany sanitarium (tradition finnish sauna, froyo shop, leisurely walk around the bulb)

latex king

made a kiki and bouba charm for my bag 💁🏼‍♀️💥🫟

British James Cameron: A£IEN

i am steadily being broken, crushed and formed into a machine that can only do the thing I that I am paid to do for 40 hours every week

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

Die Fugger II / PC / Sunflowers / 1996