why did my box of cooking salt go up by $2 over a few months? this is Bullshit

elon musk is now dating... joyce carol oates!?!?

installing europa universalis V... yeah you might say i have tomorrow off

live, from central park, it's fall in nyc baby awooo

i know we like to joke about benadryl but The Hatman is honestly very problematic

THE RED APPLE

soundtrack for enjoying anti-zohran crashouts later tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lU...

men will be named something like "Dycedarg" and see no problem with that

new york autumn boat tour let's goooo

this is what it was like to post in fyad 2006

okay Stray Children is a very charming RPG store.steampowered.com/app/3649490/...

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

okay lets wrap this election up, its gettin too silly now

you won't believe it, but the post-biden DNC consultant blob has organized itself into ANOTHER "pragmatic" group and get this - they dont care about the left's sacred cows like unions, minorities, immigrants, or voters under 45! they are IN IT to WIN IT!

keanu reeves excitedly pointing at members of the audience, "YOU are one interesting chica! YOU are one interesting chica!"

I know Platner as a candidate has problems, but I gotta hand it to the normie dems he's connected with for staying loyal. Building with the left can be great for enthusiasm, but as a group, I've seen a public eagerness to have been "right all along" and self distancing the moment the oppo lands.

platner sends out a fundraising letter to pay for a cover-up tattoo and comes out with a giant SS symbol thinking it was the cool S everyone loves

After Platner holds stable in the polls following the oppo dump, janet mills is gonna come out with a huge problematic tattoo across her face

okay ffxvi is still a very pretty game with nice fun setpieces

Jane Krakowski you magnificent bitch, you've done it again!

So, what happens when you run for public office is that some big org will get a scrape of all your social media posts from the last 15 years and publish them with "scare quotes" so you have to go on TV and explain yourself to their audience of 70 year olds.

criterion should only do releases of movies that made back their initial investment in boxoffice ticket sales during opening weekend

theres something so pure and traditional about dipping a piece of sourdough bread into a hearty cream stew

I don't follow UK politics that closely but I'm happy for the green party to see some momentum. shame about the "Your Party" launching and immediately shooting itself in the foot

ive been playing FFXVI and overall its pretty good - the combat and action setpieces rock - but the story is so uneven its genuinely pissing me off

ive been using a cube of solid lead like a salt lick for the passed 4 years and it hjasnt effected my brain smarts yet

fall season Broadway continues with Keanu and Winters in Waiting for Godot and Laurie Metcalf in Little Bear Ridge Road

saved myself $200 on a new coffee grinder with a $20 replacement part from the manufacturer 😎

the real legacy of Bidenism isn't flaccid infrastructure spending or a "vibecession" inflationary economy, it's running dead end geriatrics up hills they can't climb at immense cost to the electorate.

lowering my standing desk till it ruthlessly crushes my lower body like a hydraulic press

my copy of bolaño's 2666 arrived today, time to see if i can hit the vape AND read 900 pages

i'll be picking you up from work in one of these

y'all mind if i stand around like an npc waiting to recite my line

The Sora AI disinfo nightmare is here For more like this: tiktok.com/@drewharwell instagram.com/bydrewharwell

beast mode

we need to put all those clowns in congress on a precarious glass bridge and have a fat woman with a boulder fall back onto it

i personally think trump started using tiktok after his EO cleared its sale, and the refracted maga slop is melting his already soft brain

queuing to order at a sandwich shop is like waiting to move in a turn based RPG

50% tariff on vanities and kitchen cabinets reminds me of dwarf fortress nobles arbitrarily banning export of bucklers and shit

embarking on a national project to get youths dancing to The Scatman in 2025

your expensive therapist will never tell you this but if you master the art of self interrogation your mind palace will self populate with your very own judd hirsch (ordinary people, 1980)

imo the main problem with leadership, dem and gop, is that they are extremely old and everyone knows you can fool an old person by showing them literally anything on a screen. they'll tell you their social security number if text on a screen asks them for it.

banging pots and pans and kissing my love in the street in a spontaneous outpouring of victorious joy on a scale not seen since VD day over nazi germany, jimmy kimmel is back on the air

theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow (CICADA, Shaun Tan)

He's turning into Ursula Le Guin

lmfao he'll yeah this shit looks GOOD

i think you could get a lot of Americans on board with the balkanization of the states if you said it would end federal tax collection

pulling out a strangers earbud to ask them what podcast has got them smiling so much