ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

Nature calls Happy Earth Day 🌎

Punk Storm Nouveau Art by Eranga Devasurendra #xmen

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

Verse 1: I heard a song by Leonard Cohen With haunting tune and lyric poem But you don't listen to the lyrics, do ya? 'Cause if you did, you'd surely glean The song's about a bondage queen Whose sub submits while singing "Hallelujah" Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.

a friend described tomodachi life as "typing boobs on a calculator and laughing about it" and i can't get it out of my head

The deep dive on the cocaine salmon paper you didn't know you needed, with the one and only @tomlumperson.bsky.social

another one for lesbian visibility week!

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

I mean this with complete sincerity and without a negative bone in my body but the special sauce of splatoon is what sega used to have and I hope they find it again someday

I always laugh when people ask if I’m left handed because of how I cut up food. No, the knife feels better in my right hand *because* I’m right handed, silly

The sexual label was FINALLY removed, now everyone can see the too hot for BlueSky Abs!

WARNING: MISCHIEVOUS CROWS

IF U CUT A DONUT OR COOKIE OR WHATEVER IN HALF IN THE COMMUNAL TREAT BOX I FUCING HATE YOU. TAKE THE WHOLE THING NO ONE WANTS THE OTHER HALF U COULD HAVE JUST BITTEN IT THE WAY SOME OF THESE MFS CUT WITH A BUTTER KNIFE JFC

This website is being run by someone who said "I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone"? What the fuck

Damn soup has no texture

the fencing visualization system i worked on with rhizomatiks is coming to los angeles this weekend 🤗

drawing cute dragon things is fun

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

spicy lox

I can't believe 911 was 1,115 years ago

What's cuter than a pink Bulbasaur? A pink ROSE Bulbasaur! With some heart-shaped spots for good measure😌🌹 [ #artshop #pokemonart #fanart #nintendo #pokemon #kawaiiart #plushart #artpost ]

happy lesbian week

#TransRights

From: Panda and the Magic Serpent (1958), dir. Taiji Yabushita, Toei Doga The film that first inspired Hayao Miyazaki to join the animation world.

I would have preferred jail time but in some ways this is almost worse, and that's beautiful 😆

fucked up that polymarket is a dystopian tech company rather than a place you go to buy fresh produce from the local farmer and her three boyfriends

Who doesn't want to see the underside of a coatimundi nose? #wildlife

happy 4/20, gang

It’s incredibly frustrating to me that in 2026 people are still holding to the idea that: 1) feeling emotion is antithetical to being able to reason 2) not showing emotion is the same as not being affected by emotion

even worse

also i feel cringe being 31 years old and saying shit like "(x) is the best disney character" but also. joanna is the best disney character.

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

i am not playing tomadatchi life but i am living vicariously through my friends

I’ve known Palantir was evil for a long time, but reading their technological republic statement, when combined with the fact that Thiel is going around giving speeches on the Antichrist and allying himself with rapture theologians… Palantir is an apocalyptic death cult with god-like technology.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

I may have had a massive crush on this character when I was like eight years old

you're in her DMs arguing, i'm at her feet following orders. we are not the same.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

All hail the almighty distaff and spindle.

i love sesame street so much for not wavering on the values so many of us grew up learning from that show & yes the replies are the dumpster fire klan rally you’d expect them to be on there (like i have yet to find even a remotely funny one)

Blessed by a sighting of the bootleg NES that's shaped like a Nintendo 64 controller, which comes with another controller you can hook into the controller, a realistic light gun, 15 built in games, and artwork of a black ops-type soldier that looks like none of those games. buyee.jp/mercari/item...