Gosh if only we had some sort of train service or public transport service to these regional centres🤔 #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/travel/36096...

Having people depending on charity is a failure of public policy. #nzpol

"I don't think people realise how quite extreme it is" - We thought CEO was difficult "he will be out meeting people as much as he can and interfacing" - brainrot corpo speak "you're on the road so there's no place to get the lunch" - do you know how hard it is to find a Kazuya outside of Auckland

"I don't think people realise how extreme it is" says everything you need to know about how out of touch and feckless these fuckwits are. They think just because they're morons everyone else must be too. They're just too stupid to realise how stupid they are

There were parents in the degree my son took who came into complain to the lecturers that they were being mean to their kid. It sounds similar, like a lot of blokes he has been so cosseted, so helicoptered over, his opinions and reckons unchallenged, that he can’t adult.

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

This table brings out points in a bit more detail. Hope this helps NZ'ers understand where they sit in relation to what the UK, and Australia have been informed by their leaders around what the coming weeks, and months will bring. He waka eke noa, but those already vulnerable will be hit hardest.

As a Strayan, this one always gets me.

The 90s was a shitty decade

National will be outraged Labour still haven’t sorted this out.

See, this is the problem with a christofacist concervative society. The guys not doing anything wrong or hurting anyone. Yet the freakout and call to prayer is about him instead of his sociopath ice-barbie bitch of a wife

"...the government is excluding Supported Living Payment recipients from the package – even as it reduces fare subsidies for the disabled community’s Total Mobility scheme." Thank god all those landlords got a tax cut

This National Party attack ad is stupid - they can't even focus on a job without resorting to "blame Labour". BTW Global inflation was 9-10% during Covid. NZ did much better than most. And Labour saved 20,000 lives. National's debt is tracking to $120b ($100b w pay equity) without a crisis.

Waiting for the “my job is the ceo” video to drop cause that’s so funny lol. He is the CEO and the caucus are his little direct reports, the donors are shareholders and we are his little customers. He doesn’t care cause if he gets pushed out he is just gonna go be CEO somewhere else.

PM/CEO KPIs W/E Mar 30 Don't be a knob ❌ Don't make a fool of yourself on Breakfast TV ❌ Give us something to hope for ❌ Keep breathing in and out ✅ Try not to look pink or odd ❌

Luxoff, the CEO of Aotearoa New Zealand🤦🏻‍♂️ #nzpol

Today, more than 8 million people came together across the country in the largest single-day protest in modern American history!

Since we are only days from the Thursday before the first Sunday after the first full moon after the northward equinox, I am making spiced fruit buns that may actually get marked with crosses.

Slept in a smashing pumkins shirt and woke up to the greatest day

Slept in a Daft Punk tee shirt and woke up harder better faster stronger

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So why are we hanging out at level 1 when it is obvious we are barrelling (pun intended) towards level 4. Wouldn't a bit of a head start be prudent? #nzpol

Flipping the cassette tape was the original putting-it-on-loop

If only we had public transport infrastructure #nzpol

Fucken yay everything is so fucken great and just gets better! Capitalism for the win!

“The ministers treated this as a supply chain and logistics problem. It is not. It is a war that is escalating towards a ground phase, and the ministers didn’t mention it.”

@chewienz.bsky.social hey bud, my wife is in hospo and got an email frm a supplier, Bidfood. They're a big UK multinational and have a global contract with BP. Lots of info about supply chain, boat locations, etc. Might be wrth getting comment from them for more details on the state of the crisis?

The NZ Govt just spent the last two years introducing policies to make NZ more dependent on fossil fuels, and proudly overturning policies that were reducing our dependence on fossil fuels. Now they have some Mickey Mouse national fuel plan. What a joke.

A HB farmer gets paid about 60c for 1kg of peas. McCain sell that 1kg of frozen peas in a supermarket for nearly $6. McCain still somehow loses millions and their workers lose their jobs. This isn't a HB problem, so why must HB growers & workers suffer? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

buddy they're selling your ass on plantsky

Another day, another press conference talking about a theoretical plan they might do if one day we ever found ourselves in a fuel crisis, which is definitely not today so it’s okay that we’re not doing anything, actually

While I find Rowling’s views abhorrent, I’m not going to shame people for still feeling an attachment to Harry Potter. We have to remember how important those books were to a generation of kids as their gateway to Satanism.

apparently it is no longer a “courtesy flush” when the person on the toilet didn’t ask you

Could someone who knows how to photoshop take my very crappy sketch and make a meme of luxon and willis as the southpark characters proffessor chaos and general disarray using that photo of willis in a hardhat on the wonk? #nzpol #bhn

Why he look so old?

president: i am going to nuke iran stock market: ⬇️1% president: jk, i am NOT going to nuke iran stock market: ⬆️ 5%

There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both.

This is performative “lending” as charge net is 65% owned by Genesis which is 51% owned by the government. And Meridian is also 51%owned by the government. The government is essentially loaning themselves money. This is NOT a private sector initiative! This IS the govt pretending! #nzpol

"The government is providing interest free loans of $52.7 million to two companies to boost the number of electric vehicle public chargers around the country." They literally cannot come up with a solution that isn't corporate welfare. Where's my interest free loan to BUY an EV?

The fucking gall of Bishop saying it’s a chicken and egg situation that the uptake of EVs is because of not enough chargers. YOU CANCELLED THE CLEAN CAR DISCOUNT SCHEME YOU CONNIVING CUNT! #nzpol

Tbf when trump dies we're all gonna be saying the same thing

Once thought to be an urban myth, the montshlong is very real and frequently torrorises the alpine communities of the Pyrenees Oh wait, nevermind

On the one hand knuckle tattoos are cool, on the other hand they're dude

When you bust a nut but she keeps on sucking.

My crooked Shane post got the attention this am but this story on Brown and his AI bot was equally bad. "It only took Mindgard a few prompts to crack the AI, a test Erdélyi would have expected the co. to face as part of its global certification, had it completed it before the NZ approvals process."