This is the exceptionalism merica is known for in the rest of the world

Trans Rights, Left Hooks (Spectra, Pride 2026) Timelapse

feels kinda like celebrating the birthday of your grandpa who died a few years ago but you needed an excuse to drink

new metaphor just dropped

another reason why alt text is for the realest ✌️

Watch our first explosive broadcast here: :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnz6PTSXiI0

Fill your garage with Hogwater.

The irony of toilet seats is that buying a new one is a pain in the arse

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image

Fleetwood Mac: Yesterday’s gone, yesterday’s gone Me: Yes. That’s how calendars work. Why not try endlessly thinking about tomorrow?

Describe the economy in a single sentence

wtf is going on with his hands

It's almost like this is some kind of shit show

This is the kind of autism I want

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

Ah, hostile architecture, making life suck for all of us in the interests of making life hell for the most vulnerable among us.

Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"

This is some cool shit.

1919: Roosevelt dies 1946: Trump born 1999: Panama regains control of the canal 2026: Trump talks to Teddy about Panama Canal transfer. Nothing to see here. Definitely not 25A stuff.

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

Good news for fans of physical media! From today, DVDs, talking books, and CDs are now all free to borrow from Christchurch City Libraries! 💿🥳 ^DR

We won’t rest until everything is individual responsibility. No poverty/sickness/disability, a good education/job, living through a climate crisis, having a roof over your head is entirely up to you! Good luck with life and don’t forget to bring more people into this shitshow! Live, laugh, LLM!

So michelin stars mean nothing it seems. You just buy them apparantly.

the thing that keeps striking me is that the National Mall is usually FULL of people. It's not just that people aren't coming to this. It's that they are actively avoiding it.

Why are they not enforcing nutrition requirements for Seymour’s slop? #NzPol

Good www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a... Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Some poor bastards had to throw this together in a few days but at least most of the funds got embezzled

lmao wtf

You can't fake this kind of considered reasoned intelligent response.

AOC: These are two young, talented, intelligent women who got elected against all odds, against millions of dollars. Perhaps there is something we can learn from them.

The missing giraffe, who claims to be poor,

I can’t top this

But 'RataTWOuille' is *right there*

This is such a good bit and then when you find out it isn't satire it gets even better

ME: an ex girlfriend once called it a threenis UROLOGIST: *presses intercom* get in here Linda you have to see this

Or as @naomiaklein.bsky.social put it:

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

Please do not pay attention to the last three years please do not pay attention to the last three years please do not pay attention to the last three years please do not pay attention to the last three years please do not pay attention to the last three years please do not pay attention to the last

The gaslighting will continue until moral improves #nzpol

Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo

Don't start up with your "expert advice" shit again #nzpol

advertise your account with a Simpson's gif

National reduced govt Kiwisaver contributions in half & created a loophole for employers to not pay their part Hardship withdrawals have also doubled while they changed the rules to allow farmers to use Kiwisaver to buy homes Luxon now campaigns on a mandatory Kiwisaver policy

As I just heard someone comment: He has actually failed at surrendering.

Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.

The fact that the 86 47 burned into the grass by the lincoln memorial is back is jurt great stufs