the day after christmas

Always glad when comics set aside the fate of the world for second for a couple of wocka wocka wockas From New Avengers number 4, September 2025

Sling Blade is a great movie, but 99% of my fondness for it is due to one line: “Randy, you tunin’ son of a bitch”

🎶King Kong merrily on high🎵

My daughter asked for records for Christmas, and while I was there I got some other rad records for me. Here are two compilations. One is psych rock from all over Europe, Africa, and Asia. The other is a highlife compilation from Ghana. I’m really enjoying both, especially the highlife one!

i have never seen peas de-spooned before 😂😂

Teamwork on my timeline 🤣

Oh, this is wonderful! 🥸🐥🪉

I hope future archaeologists trace the history of their cultures’ holidays from ancient pagan origins, through today’s major religions, and then document the date of December 25, 2025 when everyone started incorporating Jimmy as a central prophet

Christmas afternoon is probably my slowest time of the year. I generally go go go go go until my body or brain gives out, so I don’t rest so much as recover. But today we’re taking time sipping coffee and listening to Black Messiah by D’Angelo (RIP), one of the absolute best albums of my lifetime 😌

To me, my X-Mas!

it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know

Merry It’s Theoretically Possible to Clone Jesus from DNA Found in One of the Relics Claiming to be His Foreskin if Any of Them are Genuinemas!

Bushmiller over here She-Hulking and Deadpooling in 1936 ❤️❤️❤️

The Psychology Of Snoring Writer • Frank Jacobs MAD Magazine Issue No. 141 March 1971 #madmagazine #timelesstuesday

Jesus cartwheeling Christ

If you haven’t listened to Smersh Pod, this is an excellent one to start with. The bit where Aragorn recruits the ghosts gave me some of my biggest laughs of the year. Smersh Pod is consistently hilarious, and this recommendation is my gift to you because I’m a cheap, horrible bastard

this uncomfortable boar has a story to tell

Whenever I have something trivial to say

My god this is gorgeous tile work. Look how they’re all a little uneven because they’re handmade. And the variations in the green are just, UGH, so beautiful

Everyone in the federal government and the media only has one job and it's frantically running around and trying to hide evidence of the president's many crimes. They are so tired and all they want is for him to at least pause the crimes for a minute but he keeps on doing new ones

Cardboard city is a dangerous place.

Herbie is the best comic ever

#louderthanwords #marginalmonday #sergioaragones

when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood

Ventriloquist Paul Winchell had some of the most deranged merchandise for kids. This is Ozwald Berwin from 1961. The idea was to paint eyes and a nose on your chin, and then put on a mask that made your mouth Ozwald's. The set came with a mirror that allowed you to watch yourself upside down.

@alicefraser.bsky.social With all respect and admiration, how dare you 😂 Baby Yaga. Ridiculous.

Why did they call it “fighting white supremacists” and not “contr-Aryanism”

Time once again to pull out not just the best Christmas song ever, but the best song ever: Darlene Love’s iconic “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” Here’s all 21 times she sang it on Letterman, from a 5-piece with the World’s Most Dangerous Band in 1986 to a full orchestra with a choir

The next book I get will be Clarissa Dickson Wright's “Spilling the Beans”. Seen about 40 quotes like this from it and they’re all fabulous

[in Mister Kitzel voice] Happy Yule to you all

Can't remember if I already shared this wee gem from Neve's Almanac 1633: "This month Keep thy body & head from cold: Let thy kitchen be thine Apothecary, warm clothing thy Nurse; Merry company thy keepers, & good hospitality thine exercise."

Curled up on the couch with coffee, a social media feed of only pleasant people, good books, and two cats dozing on me as I remember Kurt Vonnegut’s advice: I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."

Evening Peace Charles Burchfield 1951

Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson

*immediately checks every thrift store within 200 miles*

I think Sweden might be the place for me. Cold weather, the Hives, AND giant straw goats???

Some of my best friends are redacted

My house is disorderly and I am conspiring to corrupt your kid’s morals with cusses and LGBT+ folks and good music. Come at me, 93 years ago cops! I bet you’re all a buncha skeletons. You bony fuckin’ losers. I’d kick your asses if you hadn’t lost them through decades of decomposition. Idiots

The Donald J. Trump and Epstein Island

I really hope that Terry Jones’ funeral included a nude organist in a fright wig

The number 1 movie when you were ten is how 2026 is gonna go: ✅ Sewer goblin turned successful politician ✅ Billionaire has a bizarre secret ✅ Guy with more money than brains is a lousy DJ ✅ Paul Reubens dies before the story begins 🙁 ✅ Lots of bondage ✅ Preventable if men went to therapy

I always feel like fashion historians are missing out on Tad Dorgan. Drawings from my collection, ca. 1918-1924

CASHIER: welcome to donald j trump mcdonalds may i take your order