Oh shit I forgot to tell y’all, God spoke to me and the world is ending in like an hour. Sorry, it’s just been crazy this week. If you wanna venmo me the value of your worldly possessions, I can give them up for you. And then just ponder morals or whatever. Oh and face north! That’s important! K bye

Peacemaker is great because each character is a different type of dysfunctional, some subtler than others. Ads, Judomaster, and Vigilante stole the show this week #scrobble

my artistic career is shattered

bro had less staying power than a 2024 live service game

TIL Isaac Newton died of a cracked face

Brb, getting some bone glue to become Marrow IRL

Dorian Gray does NOT have a picture in his attic youtube.com/shorts/lWNc2...

The Passion of Muhammad Ali Photo: Carl Fischer www.featureshoot.com/2015/09/carl...

I sort of invented an alternative method which is only eating animals I don't like. So I hate sheep because the fuckers attacked me once on Dartmoor, so eating mutton or lamb is like revenge. But I like octopuses and squids and cuttlefish because they're awesome so I stopped eating them.

Magpies would, and are capable of doing so, farm humans intensively. Admirable birds.

in this week's newsletter! I explain the tenets of the diet I invented, called "an eye for an eye", and which involves.....well I think it may be easier if you just read it: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/do-you-thi... [free to read]

“The ____est thing ever” is thrown around a lot (by me for instance), but Don Martin’s “National Gorilla-Suit Day” is seriously one of the funniest things ever made. And here it is in a thread, hooray!

this is batman if a time traveling batman accidentally crashed through a window scaring a young bruce wayne

That's a good rule.

Gut reaction: I wish they stomped him bc I’m genetically a caveman 0.25 seconds later: Ugh, woke kids these days don’t even stomp nutzis 0.5 seconds later: oh right, duh, if they stomped him he’d be a Fox News martyr and every campus would be put under martial law Gen Z are our best selves ❤️

Don’t worry, any roads with merit will pick themselves up by their bootstraps and fill in their own potholes. It’s a funny coincidence, though, how the white male roads that went to the same college as the transportation department get theirs fixed first

Demi Adejuyigbe is hilarious and I’ll watch anything he does. Take, for instance, The Robot Replacing Jimmy Kimmel from a few days ago

If you thought today’s PETE Talk was bad, wait until your town gets a bunch of PETEx speakers doing their shitty open mic versions

before and after hegseth's directive

good good good, if it isn't bad grammar

Thanks, baseball, for providing the beat for the next platinum single

Everybody on Earth can’t stand bosses, landlords, and cops Every government on Earth is run by bosses, landlords, and cops Good job.

The peace plan starts out like okay deescalation stuff, but at points 9 and 10 it abruptly shifts to “This will be overseen by Trump, who will bring exciting, beautiful opportunities guaranteed to win. You’ll want in on this action. Call now!” He’s so mad that Obama has a Nobel and he doesn’t 😂😂😂

Wouldn’t you love to watch a livestream of 800 generals and admirals stomping tv boy? Do it in shifts, make it last hours. What’s he gonna do, send the military after them?

Florida Woman has had enough of Florida Man’s bullshit and is making her own headlines doing rad stuff

hup

New commission: a Muppet version of THE AVENGERS featuring Kermit, Oscar and Slimey! Mixed media on 11 X 14" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

If I see Basil Wolverton, I repost Basil Wolverton. The absolute king of drawing ugly faces!

Your New Hobby! Which will it be?

The Donner party memorial picnic area. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_...

Dear James Gunn, Please make this the Flash’s intro to the DCU thanks xoxo

Rewatched “Ikiru”, maybe Kurosawa’s best. I love how the message of Watanabe shaking off the rust and doing something with his remaining days is undercut by everybody being a piece of shit except that one guy. It’s so optimistic and humanist but cynical and angry, but it still allows hope for change

Bad news, Mr. President. It seems the public doesn’t like having cops sicced on them and disappearing them What? This makes no sense I know. Our best men are trying to figure it out Ok…ok. Here’s what we’ll do. Have the military invade all the cities Brilliant, sir! They’re sure to love you now

“Ooh, I’m sooooo thin but I sure do keep you warm, huh? Just nice and fuzzy and light, unlike some other types of clothing I could mention.” - performative fleece

I knew I’d seen that image somewhere! Trump’s avatar looks like Nuke. One is a drug-addled, fascistic lunatic who wants to protect an extremely narrow version of America by eliminating the vast majority of the people who live here, and the other is…wait. Hang on, I’ve lost track of my own switcheroo

yeah a lot of things are bad right now but have you considered a lot of things also suck

Widow Banter . Sometimes you’ve just got to get out of the way

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Make Billionaires Extinct shirt. Billionaires: Look, they want to kill us. Everyone: No, we just want you to have like 10 million dollars instead of 10 billion. Billionaires: My God, these monsters have come up with a fate worse than death. collabs.shop/oaho3m

Pamphlet published by the Jewish Council to Combat Fascism and Antisemitism, Melbourne Australia, 1944

#fonebonefriday #madmagazine #donmartin

It's National Dumpling Day! Momotarō Selling Dumplings, woodblock print with ink and color by Utagawa Hiroshige I, Edo period:

I love Jane Goodall.

I think I’ll build myself a throne for the yard this weekend. A big, ugly lawn throne, spraypainted gold with purple or crimson weatherproof cushions