They're gonna open the Amelia Earhart files and all that'll be inside is this inexplicable photograph:

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Maybe her plane went down on Epstein’s Island? Let’s investigate!

Oooopsies! That must be how Elon knew Trump was in ‘em!

Amelia Earhart disappeared, many have said, even more strongly than the Epstein files.

... There was a documentary on Amelia Earhart running on TV last night, wasn't there?

He is releasing files. Not the Epstein files but the Amelia Earhart files. This is beyond hilarious.

In his EPSTEINTH utterly pathetic attempt at distraction and deflection, the Dictator in the WH is now ordering the release of - get this - **the Amelia Earhart files.** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JUST IN: Netanyahu faces mass walk out protest at UN speech

The majority of the UN walked out of the General Assembly hall as Netanyahu, representing Israel, tried to brag about his criminal actions in Gaza and the region, loud booing ensued leaving Netanyahu visibly shaking in anger.

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

Being serious: culturally socializing and teaching men to express instead of repress emotion (and not punish or mock them on the rare occasions they do attempt to sincerely express something) would be a start... but also all of the above.

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

hang in there

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NEW: Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Steve Bannon are all named in Epstein docs released today by Democrats

US soldiers opened fire on a group of mostly unarmed women children and elders in the Wounded Knee Massacre slaughtering over 300 Lakota civilians. Survivors witnessed troops chasing down children running away to butcher them. Only a nazi regime would want to honor that

Your taxes pay this criminal's salary.

This will be 100% #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown

#TrumpsGovernmentShutdown Pass it on And not just on social media. Talk to your family, friends, and neighbors. Republicans control: -The White House -The Senate -The House THIS IS ON THEM! Full stop.

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Trump wants us talkin' about anything other than the #EpsteinFiles, so what do you reckon we oughta be doin'?

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*taps sign*

I don’t think the president should have the power to just arbitrarily declare online that IKEA cannot do business in the United States for no particular reason other than he feels like it

People are laughing about this, but the national security bathroom vanities is where we keep our National Strategic Petroleum Jelly Reserve.

Are you kidding me? Now we're forced to defend James Comey?

Not a Comey fan, but this is Banana Republic bullshit. Still, I wonder if Comey FINALLY regrets that letter that killed it for Hillary.

Kinda poetic how James Comey made this possible for James Comey.

Motherfuckers. And I don't even like Comey.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Left: Wow. We need gun reform. Right: Wow. We need to put the left in concentration camps. Media: Ok. It's time for the the left to bring down the political temperature here. Enough is enough.

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Is this a kid comic, or a cat comic...? 🤨

I feel like Trump publicly saying he was worried about getting into heaven got swept under the rug pretty fast. If Biden said something like that his obituary would be printed in every paper in the nation.

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.

Who knew WWIII would start with an escalator?

Too bad the escalator didn't stop back on June 16, 2015

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

ESPECIALLY … since the “Insurrection” of the stopped elevator … was caused by HIS OWN PHOTOGRAPHER ACCIDENTALLY PUSHING THE ‘STOP’ BUTTON TO GET A PHOTO.

What a bunch of drama queens. MAGA calls an armed invasion of our Capitol a "Day of Love", but Trump getting stuck on an escalator an "insurrection." Pu**ies.

Trump has accrued over 5 billion dollars worth of personal wealth since January. Should American taxpayers have to foot the bill to bail out the farmers Trump has bankrupted?

But, but, but you said there would be "no negative effect whatsoever."

Considerin' the crappy government we got at the moment, a shutdown sounds like a pretty good idea.

This smells like big trouble. If the government shuts down, will Trump declare another phony "emergency" and deploy the military?

If ONLY we could weaponize a Karen like this.