The Sherma decal is really doin it for me

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Mmmmmm yah gimme the slow drip feminism

All orange bois take naps like they got hit with Valium and propofol

square

The second it hits I expect pity donations of gas-x thank you

Just having the revelation that Dropout is content for queer autistics (speaking as a queer autistic)

Truly I am amazed at how many people follow the world leader who is impervious to PR training

“Romance writers do a subplot that doesn’t revolve around jealousy” challenge

More 👏🏻 romance 👏🏻 books 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 girlies 👏🏻 dressing 👏🏻 as 👏🏻 men 👏🏻 let 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 boys 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 bisexual 👏🏻 kings 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Whoever’s running Mamdani’s PR team: you’re doing great, sweetie. We haven’t had this kind of succinct, informative public comms in well over a generation

Oh, I get it now. Yall were right.

We’re so fuckin cooked man imagine telling someone they need a DVM to work at the Pet Rabid Animals Job for 80k a year

gen 10 pokemon will now be titled pokemon they and pokemon them inshaallah

You go to war with the martyrs you have. This is now a pro-Don Lemon propaganda account and he is to be considered an unstoppable ubermensch until such time he is once again a free moron. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

The Melania memes are cooking

I got that dog in me, and that dog is tiny and shivering and pees itself when there’s any loud noises directed at them.

What…what are we even doing with coffee shop design these days. This is a garage.

Sick, too cold to go outside, played acnh for five hours today time is a flat circle

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Hello operator does this mean I go to Canada or to France

I desperately need non-Southerners to understand that “I’ll pray for you” is “Jesus himself could not pluck you from the deepest pit of hell” for polite company

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

This is, in my opinion, not only the correct moral/ethical/legal position but also the correct political framing. Everyone can see the agency is out of control; everyone can see that it is constantly violating human rights. "Scrap it and start over" is the moderate position.

Going in for holiday OT when you’re still recovering from a virus and it’s -10 outside

i'll be feeling so normal about my cats and then one of em will do something like out a little paw directly on my leg while they sleep and my whole heart just kablooey

I've had this image in my head for several months now and have to get it out

when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world

Me, midafternoon on a Wednesday

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Morning.

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

in memory of valve removing all the steam awards today to replace them with ugly art and make them all identical value, here is my review of resident evil 4 that earned me 71,700 steam points (which users spent approximately 286,800 points on)

Cosplay?

coming around on the idea that a politician is a type of cop

Good news, everyone! Transgender and woke for everyone!

40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive

If you want to feel old the 10 year anniversary of the Pokémon Go Summer is this year

Femme crushes: beautiful, ethereal, beyond compare Masc crushes: gangly, dorky, borderline sickly

Bush era but make it spicy

New year, same clown show at work

head of chiquita banana wanting to ask the forbidden question now that trump is overthrowing governments for oil companies

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

I love her?

when u drink but cat not

The choices include bleeding out in the parking lot or medical debt equal to a suburban home

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls