Turned 36 today and people are really like who cares get back to work gay boy

Gaming peaked here

My aunt found my Instagram and now knows I’m gay and wear short-shorts

My cat always looks disgusted watching me clean her litter box like “ew I can’t believe you have to do that”

Every gay’s Contacts look like this

Very fortunate to be alive at the same time as Pokémon. Sorry forefathers

Today is the one year anniversary of the day I met my boyfriend. Didn’t know this guy would still be following me around one year later but I am overjoyed he found me

The Gen Z guy who is training me on my new job has a six part process that includes copy and pasting all of the emails he writes into chaptgpt to fix the spelling mistakes and make it sound “professional” 🙃

Me

Yo you got any more of them recently captured pictures of space?

Just saw my new driver’s license picture. Please respect my privacy at this time

I swear I could go to a bookstore every day

If Triceratops was your favorite dinosaur as a kid I’m sorry to report that you are gay now

This is the gay flavor

Applied for a job, did the interviews, and got it all in two weeks. I start next Monday

As a hot but gullible person I hate April Fool’s Day 😭 isn’t being alive in 2026 already a joke enough?

Not me finding a shiny during this Nuzlocke. She was caught and immediately named ‘Cranberry’

Paid off all my credit cards, got a bunch of emails congratulating me for paying off my debts, and then my credit dropped 30 points because there’s no winning

Very happy for the furry community

Went for a walk in the park and it’s so pretty outside I could feel the seasonal depression leaving my body

Thought drinking a ton of water would give me clearer skin but now I’m peeing 17 times a day and still have bad skin

Season 2 of live action One Piece is high camp and I’m loving everything about this

D&D and junk food night 🤪

Got my new club fit

Sorry I’m late I was watching videos about a cat and a dog being best friends

Happy Mar10 day!! Let’s play Mario Party but if you steal a star from me I WILL cry

Me: I wonder if this guy is gay? Guy: Is following Robyn, Chari, and Tate McRae Me: yeah.

Time to start a new Nuzlocke challenge. I’m not emotionally ready for them to “die” 🥹

Pokemon Winds and Waves Starters 🌴🌊✨

Right like?? @carmenfflv.bsky.social

Love Pokémon artists. holy moly are they fast

Happy Pokémon Day! Gen 10 is looking amazing! And of course here's your grumpy versions to finish off the week! Shinies coming later! #pokemonday #gen10 #pokemonwindswave #pokemon

Blasting Pokemon music during my workout today in honor of the 30th

stared at browt so much i had a vision

So based on first impressions alone are we thinking: Browt Pombon Or Gecqua?

BROWT GANG

She’s the cousin he comes out to on one of their annual Thanksgiving walks

We’re all either an angry chicken, a fire pup, or a cunty lizard

Six of my favorite Pokémon heavily representing my three favorite generations 😛

I will never get tired of seeing all of your favorite Pokémon

I think of THAT scene from Final Destination 3 the whole time I’m in a tanning bed 😮‍💨

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

First Valentines Day with a boyfriend! We’ve come a long way fam

You’re being mean to me? A guy who’s tummy is constantly sensitive

Oak: "it's time to begin your Pokémon adventure!" the Rattata on Route 1:

Finally watching Zootopia 2 and whether or not I found any of those animal people attractive will go with me to my grave

No fucking way

My boyfriend’s cat always gets jealous when we try to hold hands

I don’t like snow