This is a win for public health that allows for research on issues like HIV prevention and Alzheimer’s disease to continue.

If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.

Ja Rule drove his tour bus into the Hollywood Video parking lot and came in with four or five huge dudes, and they all bought a ton of DVDs and candy.

No one randomly owes you information about their health, their loved one’s health, or, understandably, just wanting to avoid Covid, which is the only way to prevent Long Covid.

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

if you suck real bad at reading online and keep getting into those "I didnt read your post but I'm mad about what I think it said" type arguments, they actually give you a certificate of media shiteracy

Wait you’re telling me that someone who got rich and famous at a young age for being hot in 1960s France was also a virulent racist Are you sure are you POSITIVE

Do you harbor similar feelings toward people you believe suffer from other mental disorders? If you're so easily triggered by people who wear a face mask in public, or annoyed with them for "salting your vibes," perhaps it is you who has the mental disorder and should be seeking professional help.

it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther

social consequences << the unbearable awkwardness of the unspoken Thing

Gorgeous day for a swim - and my trans sticker is *still* there in the changing rooms 💅

idols i'm afraid will get veneers: - (lots. i'm not naming them but LOTS)

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

New heroes arise.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

A new hero arises.

A new hero arises.

A new hero arises.

Feel like this is the Rosetta Stone for understanding how Trump became a semi-divine figure for people who have alienated themselves from everyone in their lives

Every Democrat running for office needs to promise investigations and full prosecutions from top to bottom, remove its funding bloat then break up the agency and distribute its core remaining useful functions across other agencies.

y'all a got a gen1 tamagotchi for xmas nobody talk to me don't even look at me i'm in 1999

JOY TO THE WORLD I HATE YOUR DAD I HATE YOUR FUCKING DAD HE THINKS HE IS SO FUNNY HE THINKS THAT WE ARE BUDDIES HE ACTS LIKE HE’S MY DAD BUT HE IS NOT MY DAD HE IS YOUR DAD AND HE WILL NEVER BE MY DAD

merry chrimba to everyone* who celebrates *except GenAI users

ICE is breaking up families on Christmas. So here are a few of their NY state license plates: GSS2913 JCF8459 JGA1701 KDF4175 KHB9009 KRB7044 KTS7406 KTY4420 KVC9143 KVF9689 KWC9119 KWC9143 KWL5836 KWX9632 KXX2516 KZF3496 LBJ8897 LBX2697 LDY3457 LEN4816 LJB8929 LJN1327 LJN1370 LXT1388 More soon!

i guess idk what deadline means??

This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.

You'd better watch out! You'd better watch out YOᑌ'ᗪ ᗷETTEᖇ ᗯᗩTᑕᕼ OᑌT

reminiscing on the last twelve months we’ve had

ok atp i'm almost certain that the weather channel is just reporting the possibility of snow to make people excited and happy and more likely to check the weather channel again 🙄

Reminder that @ddosecrets.com is not only archiving DOJ's Epstein files, but has 20K+ emails from Epstein's Yahoo inbox. I broke 2 Epstein scoops as well based on hacked emails from ex-Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak that had been sitting on DDoSecrets for months. Don't overlook this resource.

The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

#Hwasa 'Good Goodbye' has achieved its 400th Perfect All-Kill (PAK) #화사 #마마무 #Mamamoo #GoodGoodbye

How a society should function, imo

It would have more credibility if they weren't constantly enabling Trump and refusing to impeach him. At this point anything would be nice

When you are in management and leadership positions, you are told to keep an emotional distance. However, what happens, is that they mistake emotional distance for moral irresponsibility. That makes you an asshole and complicit in unethical institutions.

BTW, this video is getting scrubbed by CBS/Weiss on copyright claims all over the place. As usual, @ddosecrets.com steps up. You can grab it here when the youtube or other copies go down: www.ddosecrets.com/article/insi...

Marco Rubio high on coke giving speeches while the government is bombing “drug boats” is definitely a thing.

These are concentration camps. No other way to describe them. Truly horrific, and none of it surprising in the least.

The Weissand effect

a good time to bump this

New from me: I wrote about how the Barbz are following Nicki Minaj down the MAGA rabbit hole, and how online fandom conforms to whatever vessel it’s poured into. Subscribe below open.substack.com/pub/numbertw...