Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Blue in Greene Marjorie Taylor Greene was more Jefferson Davis than Miles Davis, but now this swinger sounds kind of blue—and not in a silent way. It's 'round about midnight for MAGA, so while Donald bitches, brew a cup of joe and witness the birth of the cool new MTG. by Maureen Dowd

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

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I scrolled through the @1stforall.bsky.social's gallery of print front pages for local coverage of "No Kings" protests. Here are some of the standout papers, starting with the Daily Sentinel of Grand Junction, Colorado:

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The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon. Mark my words.

Investments in early learning and affordable child care. Largest investment in public schools in state history. Free school meals. Nation-leading Child Tax Credit. Paid leave. Our mission from day one has been clear. Today we rank as a top state for children.

Experimenting with a new concept using @queermedieval.bsky.social’s Portland Frog woodcut. Embracing goofiness as protest.

Showing up to work to avoid a shutdown is apparently a minimum threshold Republicans can’t be bothered to meet.

A man was just chased and arrested outside of the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago. When legal observers from the National Lawyers Guild asked why, an agent threatened to arrest them too.

CHOTINER: So You created us right GOD: Yes CHOTINER: In Your image GOD: Yes CHOTINER: And sometimes we do bad things GOD: Oh Yes CHOTINER: And then you send plagues and floods GOD: OK I think I see where you are going with this

BREAKING A federal judge found it "appears ... that multiple employees of the Department of Justice may have violated" local rules in SDNY guaranteeing Luigi Mangione's right to a fair trial. Full order here storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Shhh let them cook

I changed up some Charlie Kirk quotes and substituted 'MAGA' in various places. Republicans shouldn't be offended because I'm just sharing an opinion. It's totally harmless. Just call it free speech on the flip side. I'm ready for my podcast now. Just JOKING. #RepublicanHypocrisy #FreeSpeech

Trump didn't demand Jimmy Kimmel's firing because he said mean things about Charlie Kirk. Trump demanded Jimmy Kimmel be fired because said mean things about Donald Trump.

I know I’m naive but it is pretty wild that the president of the United States just publicly declares he and the military killed some guys on a boat, multiple times, and the entirety of Congress doesn’t immediately hit a giant red IMPEACH button

You have to assume, at this point, that they support it. That they're aware of it and they agree with it and they like it.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

So maybe the problem wasn’t with the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics?

how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW

Trump just issued an executive order declaring himself immortal.

Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.

Many people are saying that Trump died.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

At some point Trump is going to call for the removal from congress of dozens of Democrats, all of them accused of mortgage fraud, and Corporate Media will obsess over details of the accusations rather than just calling it a partisan purge and fascist consolidation of power. Stop taking the bait.

Centrists are beginning to suspect everyone is getting tired of their bullshit.

The spelling of 'awkward' absolutely is.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I mean my God what is in those files?

every republican

Here are my top 10 cartoon dogs!

i’m gonna wander into your life and stick around forever. like a stray cat

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“I’m voting for Trump to avoid World War 3” they said.

When people support Andrew Cuomo, what they’re saying implicitly is that they don’t care about the women he’s already sexually harassed and retaliated against and they won’t care if he does it again. It’s a political stance that enables discrimination against women in government

To be really clear: The reason members of Congress can't just walk right in is because of the guns. Armed DHS personnel won't allow entry. In other words, DHS is using armed force to *break* laws. Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.

It’s not hyperbole to say that the deaths in Minnesota are on the GOP’s hands. They’ve built this political environment and they’ve allowed a demagogue to spread hate. This is entirely on them.

tech bro is short for technically broken

Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)

Your daily reminder that the U.S. Postal SERVICE is a service that is designed to benefit taxpayers and not a business that should be expected to turn a profit.

Measles are spreading, the president has imposed massive tariffs and wants to annex our neighbors, and the pope is named Leo. Is it 2025 or 1897?