Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

flagrant falsehoods with Paul Frazee

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

Me whenever I see @shadowwolf289.bsky.social

Last cars I drove from each country: US: '19 RAM 1500 Big Horn Japan: '16 Lexus GS F Germany: '20 BMW Z4 sDrive30i UK: '23 Jaguar F-Type R Italy: '24 Alfa Romeo Giulia Sweden: '11 Saab 9-3 Korea: '25 Genesis G90 e-SC

i fucking hate it here

making friends is actually really easy. just start talking. say words. keep doing that. boom. wow. someone loves your shit.

Block instantly.

This is gonna fuck so hard #lexus

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

it happened everyone, i found the most asinine place to put the cruise control

It's 12:46 AM. I can't sleep, and so I'm browsing rental cars in case I decide to visit my grandmother. I see a Honda Fit. Regular Christmas (2014) by @theromannick.bsky.social is now playing in my head so much it's overwriting my thoughts.

On Sunday, Jan. 4, KCPD arrested 2 members of FNBKC during our weekly meal share on trespassing charges. KCPD forced all FNBKC volunteers to leave & dispersed anyone present for our meal. Food is a human right. We have the right to public spaces. We intend to continue sharing with the community.

Konami

I hate how many tech youtubers are like this. like they'll spend 90% of the video talking about stuff that requires incredibly detailed research into the internals of video games, consoles, & emulators, and then they're like "so to find out if I was right, I asked the slopmachine!"

Finally, I say this as a therapist...in 1994, eating a Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket while listening to Pure Moods would have gotten empirically similar results to a CBT/SSRI combo

calling cabbage a great is an unhinged take

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

great video of my goofball van

”I was in bed in San Diego, CA”: boring, easily figured out based on stolen personal information “I was in seat 31A on Flight 93“: mysterious, heroic, raises the possibility that I am immortal

"sweet cream cheese icing"

wait what happened to rob reiner? did someone steal his goo? wikipedia: was oh no

I'm just glad they're ALLEGEDLY keeping it to NIPR

a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia

www.nybooks.com/articles/202... i'm trying to read this essay but i keep getting stuck on that bill's name

@noodleawesome.bsky.social @sexfm.live new idea for you

this is incredible

Now about 1 hour 20 minutes in, truly broadcasting at its finest

You ever catch a flat tire so bad you can smell it before you feel it?

KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

man wouldn't know what to do with the thing he'd be nothing but teeth and no spit. stuttering across the frenulum like a busted grocery cart

look. i do not condone racism in any form.. BUT im not going to lie that i do get some pleasure out of kash patel thinking posting about celebrating diwali in the white house was going to go well for him

The subtext of this story is one of elder abuse. Taking advantage of an elderly man with atrophying mental faculties, except instead of convincing him to hand over his life’s savings he can be scammed into backing a 50-year mortgage.

”Red delicious apple” - first lie I was ever told

mazda :)

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

The freedom of speech lovers are at it again

a great thing about using open-source software is when you want to use it in a way that seems obvious but is not documented and when you look into it not only is it impossible but the developer hates your specific use-case and built the entire application around not supporting it

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

historians never had to grapple with the fact that political assassins were also people who say stuff like "im an eepy little guy"

can we quit fucking around with pundits and get the one?