My entire morning at work has been taken up answering emails about stuff from months ago that's been addressed multiple times already. I'm dying, I hate this so much. Please just let me touch blood or fiddle with code.

This was fantastic when @emoria.bsky.social was first creating it on here. I was captivated with each chapter and went from horny to terrified to hopeful over the course of the story. I'm so excited that I have an official,*printed* version of it, and I'm looking forward to seeing how it's grown

“Now we have no more cookies to eat,” said Toad sadly. “Not even one.” “Yes,” said Frog, “but we have lots and lots of will power.” “You may keep it all, Frog,” said Toad. “I am going home now to bake a cake.”

updated for the modern times

happy birthday hotdogs

I gotta hand it to Trump. He managed to fulfill his party's ultimate campaign promise in time for the 250th Celebration

Same, buddy

It's been so long since I just sat and focused on a book for hours that I forgot how much it fucks up my long-distance vision when I finally put it down lol

Don't you forget about cheese Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you forget about cheese

aaa!

Drowning the berries

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

Got to pick a few before the heat got too bad today

On the last day of Pride Month, happy Trans Pride, now and forever and ever and ever, Amen.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

What's it like in your head?

Remember going into this week: Your local library has AC and tons of free entertainment (and usually water fountains) so you can spend hours there if needed

gender affirming floor time

women kissing each other reblog if you agree

Having the creative desire to *be making something* while having the energy level of a tortoise in hospice care after this week is brutal Adding to my todo list only sates it so much

We're finally going around the lab and cleaning out a bunch of the drawers that haven't been touched in years. For some reason we found the Monopoly Dog in one of them??? No other pieces. No money or board. Just dog.

Saw this little guy nestled in the corner of the claw machine and managed to successfully grab him by the butt on my first try!

They're sooooo close to perfection! Gonna have some berries in time for the holiday

I was raised on these streets

I keep this one saved

Finally saw the first firefly of the year this afternoon ❤️ hoping this won't be the only one I see

Yes before anyone asks I do have adhd

love is stored in the mozzarella

important thread. there is so much story downthread

The weather is amazing outside. The wind's blowing 80% of the time which drops the temp by like 10 degrees so it feels like low-70s(F). My daily lunch walk was actually comfortable!

Oh boy I'm once again struck with the intense desire to make my own website but I don't know what I'd actually do with it. It'd prolly end up being a "just seeing if I can even figure it out" type of thing more than anything else, but that doesn't feel like a good enough reason

bi deer bi deer bi deer

enby deer enby deer enby deer

they're using a rock as a pillow i love them

Late leaving work, but still got to see the evening parade go past

After 3 years working here, it's finally happened. Someone finally brought fish for their lunch. You can't notice it in the lab, but once you walk over to the bathrooms by the break room it hits you in the face

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

More bugs!

Had the coolest visit on my balcony today. My day has been made and it’s only 2pm

free mozzarella sticks during pride month

they're out there

Bathtime after eating some mulberries

sorry to all the ant enthusiasts out there but oh my fucking god fuck ants

this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨

That's my mayor

Hoppy Pride!!!

happy *quiet, chill* pride