What if that song "im like a bird" instead went "i like eating turds"? I think that would be a bad thing

How the hell did all this poop get in my ass?

Ice spice got the shit kicked out of her at mcdonalds and adam friedland did not stop it because he was wearing flip flops

The Daedric Prince of bargains promised me unearthly beauty if I smashed my face with a hammer but rescinded the deal just before I landed the final blow! That's the last time I trust Claviculus Vile.

makes u think....

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

“By naming the film The Mandalorian And Grogu, Disney is leaving money on the table from consumers who have no idea who Grogu is but would immediately take out their phones and buy a ticket for any movie of any genre with ‘Baby Yoda’ in its title,” said report author Heather Flynn

it’s monday again

if you see this you know you're fucked

Expecting everyone to wear their baseball cap with the brim facing forward is so hatero-normative

The duality of pups

Elegance

mavis beacon did not teach you typing so you could make such terrible posts

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

This should go without saying, stop putting out bowls of energy drink for neighborhood twink strays. If you want to help, live trap them and join a foster network.

Demon.......or Angle?

fuck yeah

Anubis looking ass bitch

is this tru?

Would Jesus vape? Would The Light of the World blow fat clouds?

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

Werewolf time

Happy Three 6 Day to all whom celebrate

No. There is no hope for us.

Knock knock Who's there? Deez Deez who? Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise...

Demonium

No point worrying about it.

thats me im hot tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMSK...

we got to move these color tv's

Leto II contemplating the Golden Path

What if the store was called Hole Foods and they only sold nutritional suppositories?

the president is mad, i'm smoking a big slab of beef rib, all my work deadlines are on time, yeah what the hell. i declare an emergency Big Beer Friday

Radiohead has a chance to seize the cultural moment by releasing a concept album titled "No, Computer".

so tru

the energy with which i am wishing you all a happy new year

hell yes

Best album of 2026 youtube.com/watch?v=8vxw...

the new ghost video was kinda mid until the part where i could look over at ~borat voice~ my wife and say "they're breakdance fighting" www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RkJ...