Wow, getting personal, huh?

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Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

This guy says what I've been trying to say, only he's better at laying it out. I know Hegseth profited *right before* things went sideways.

The maniac boxed himself in, hopefully for the last time: he has to drop nuclear bombs, otherwise everything he says is just bs. I mean, we already know he is full of it, but now his last remaining supporters will either see that he is insane with power, or just a hot air balloon. 25-47 or 86-47.

25th Amendment. Articles of Impeachment. Now. What the hell else do you gutless, partisan fools need to see happen? What elze does he need to say? What else?

My maga neighbors who flew trumpstein & Israeli flags during the football season are now flying patriots and Red Sox flags. Fred Willard voice: “Wha’ happened?” Cowards.

The obliterated Iranian forces shot down an American jet, and now the survivor is being hunted inside enemy territory. Was the pilot a sucker or a loser, we know he dislikes POWs… He needs to be buried under the sidewalk in front of his tower, so we can walk on his face.

Brown University is home to George Orwell's original manuscript of 1984. Most of it is marked up heavily in Orwell's hand-writing but this untouched page caught my eye.

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Pamela Jo got pissed-drunk tonight and leaked the Epstein files?

Don’t let this go by unnoticed

All this talk of Artemis, and no pictures?

BREAKING: A judge orders the Trump administration to halt construction of $400 million White House ballroom unless Congress approves the plan.

panel from last summer

Trans people have always been with us, and will be long after the last red-capped backwards motherfucker draws their last breath.

Can you imagine if we as a species used the same effort and financial dedication to push renewables and energy storage as we do in extracting oil, refining it, and delivering it to the masses? It’s magnitudes more difficult and damaging to get gas in your car.

That's right

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Beautifully concise way of describing the current billionaire/oligarchy/manosphere: They are just giant babies who want everything with no responsibility. If they can’t say what their actions cause, it applies to every single one of them, and should be used as a shortcut to ignore them outright.

NEWS: FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been hacked by Iran-linked group Handala Hack, DOJ says. The group released personal photos and documents after claiming it breached the FBI, warning its security was “nothing more than a joke.”

Trump's new bills?

Sign for tomorrow’s No Kings rally, I’m thinking of: “I hate to have to be here, but here we are!” Or “I hate to be here, but here we are!"

UNFUN FACT: Even if the Treasury Department printed Donald Trump's name on every bill for the next three years it wouldn't be as many times as it appears in the Epstein files.

Swalwell: "I want to knock out this argument we even need ICE doing what they're doing in the first place. If they are so easily moved from our streets, where they are terrorizing people, to passing out bottles of water in the airport, did we really need them terrorizing people in the first place?"

You guys remember what Pam Bondi said on February 11th, 2026? I sure do. www.politico.com/live-updates...

Gutter racism. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

"The president's case against wind are literally the rantings of an old man. I've seen grandpa Simpson make more sense."

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

youtu.be/OQvDRe79F8k?... @chuckdpe.bsky.social

Not so marvelous news. ~95,000 scientists have left the federal government since the Trump regime took over.

BREAKING: Trump wants to put his name on the Kennedy Center & we're asking the court to stop him @democracydefendersaction.org & WLG just filed for summary judgment on behalf of @repbeatty.bsky.social — to reverse the illegal rename This is an attempt to subvert our Constitution & the rule of law

they fuckin

A Trump quote without his voice or face - Trump without Trump. This is from the swearing in ceremony for Markwayne Mullin for Secretary of Homeland Security on March 24, 2026. This quote is unedited and 100% Accurate - They gave us a present

I mean, we all expected that right? No other reason to have those documents

Cops, judges, TSA, if there’s a uniform to sport while being a dick, ICE will wear it

Hey FIFA, your prize didn’t work.

Well that didn’t take long….plain clothes ICE Nazis kidnapping a mother at San Francisco airport…

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

All Iran has to do today is announce that there were no talks, and he is full of 💩. And the markets would respond.

You’d be insane to be looking forward to the World Cup in the USA. I think all nations should pull out; some Americans simply don’t get how out of his mind trumpstein is, and they need to know how hated he is.

Hey, it’s TACO Monday! The Dow was dangerously close to 45k.

Never was a fan of that goofy MAGA homophobe

❗️Up to 400,000 protesters expected: massive demonstrations against Babiš government’s actions underway in 🇨🇿Prague. People are taking to the streets with slogans “We will not allow our future to be stolen”, accusing the authorities of backsliding from democratic principles and increasing

No lie detected. If they want to shore up voting, make passports and/or real IDs with citizenship proof free and automatic. But that’s not what they want. They don’t want people voting them out of power.

He’s really the Donald Trump of forcing himself on people