yeah im into acts of service others: "oh like doing chores" me:

every time i boot up balatro i feel like a 67 year old woman in 1998 booting up one of these while chain smoking indoors

Bro excitement over “AI” art strikes me as another example of the notion that an “idea” is worth more than execution, as in “I’ll give you my idea, you write it, and we’ll split the proceeds 50/50.” Ideas are cheap. The execution of ideas is the part that takes skill, & skill that makes great art.

it's Female Pervert February, everyone get more female and more pervert, NOW

what can i say my sense of humor really appeals to pornbots

my role in the polycule

me whenever i bang my shin on the coffee table

Googly eyes 👀

National Dex #041- Zubat The Bat Pokémon JP: Zubat Type: Poison/Flying☠️🪶 Abilities: Inner Focus, Infiltrator (HA) A thread 🧵 #pokemon #pokeppreciate

That really intimidatingly pretty girl you like on the internet is probably a giant goofball dork irl btw

I definitely understand how people read anger as jealousy now because it makes me really upset when someone is really pretty cuz im not but i wouldnt be irrationally mad at them but i understand.

done with my filling the dentist says my vagina looks great

"I don't like it when you use that word as a joke" What, gay? Darling, I am a woman who takes dick in the ass from other women, gay is a reality for me

Gmail mGail maGil laGim liGma balls

Y'all i never thought I'd say this but my boobs are probably growing again and i lowkey don't want this they are starting to be unruly. Like this week i accidentally leaned to far into a glass bowl and knocked it off the counter I'm bimbo core now.

*cocks titties* breast in peace *smothers u*

is this defibrillator hitting on me?

DMing folks I've interacted with for a while is weird cause it's like You've seen every part of my body and know my most unhinged thoughts, and we've flirted and joked about a lot, but now we've gotta do small talk to get to know each other??

Rest #clodsire #wooper #pokemon

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Wife soft and warm 😌

It's heartwarming how the dolls will boost each other's "dick reveal at x followers" posts. We're a big community of thirsty bitches who really wanna see each other naked 💞

[COMMISSION] A group shot of a Pokémon team sat by a small fire, provided by Arcanine. Seems whatever Crobat is saying, Haunter doesn't agree :) #Art #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Arcanine #Crobat #Haunter

So now I'll get into my headcannons about the zubat line. In the wild zubat and golbat form social hierarchies that eventually lead to the bond required for a golbat to evolve into a crobat. Because of the hierarchical nature of the groups there are typically only one or two crobats who are the boss

Pokemon doodle Lanturn #pokemon #art #fanart #pokemonart

So the hospital portion of the sanctuary is essentially a pokemon center. However because it's so secluded it specializes in rehabilitating and re-releasing wild pokemon. As such there isn't really a receptionist and it's only used by trainers in an emergency. #zooby

Why zubat you ask? Well this story is placed between gen 1 and 2. The combined efforts of team rocket poaching and trainers finding them a nuisance has rendered the zubat population endangered and at risk. #zooby

So the main idea is like a wild life rehabilitation/hospital/sanctuary specifically for zubats and the zubat line at large. #zooby

Gonna blog about my zubat sanctuary pokemon fanfic thing that's stuck in my head and slowly forming into a story that I will never write since no one follows me anyways. Gonna tag em so i can find them easily as well. #zooby

Pokemon doodle Crobat #pokemon #art #fanart #pokemonart

Recently stocked up on four 12-packs of my cat's favorite wet food which he has abruptly decided he no longer likes.