Thinking about a shoot where I’m just someone’s footrest, cupholder, serving tray, desktop, etc Like an everyday mundane object except soft, cute, and curvy I’m weird 🙂‍↕️

Maybe I’m an artist and a work of art

Make your February special with me before I go on hiatus. 😽

human rights are property rights cause i'm human and i want to be someone's property

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for research purposes, women with claw nails: how do you make a fist and punch someone without stabbing yourselves or breaking a nail?

I have a feeling that Anika and I would make a property owner reeeeeal happy together…

human rights are property rights cause i'm human and i want to be someone's property

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the weekend: School Rave Afterparty Sleep? Sex Party ???? Maybe Kink Convention?

I’m now hiring: someone to put 200mg of Progesterone in my asshole every night because these spider lily claws and my asshole are not friendly with each other.

It’s crazy how much better my mental is after getting dicked down so I propose we bring talented orgasm donors like myself into the esports support regimen

It’s crazy how much better my mental is after getting dicked down so I propose we bring talented orgasm donors like myself into the esports support regimen

Your 5 ⭐️ country club wife

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.

hey can i say something and nobody can get mad at-

some of yall forgot i look like this with something stuffed in my mouth

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

TGIF amiright ??

okay like i’m pretty confident and i typically have an aura about me yknow but when certain people look at me a certain way and gently touch me in the right spots, i fucking mellllllt 💕💕💕

Liven up your weekend with me. You won’t regret it ✨

trans femme and cis man couple in my anime hell yes

Look not for nothing but the last man who handed me a pile of money and said “I don’t care how you spend it just be ready to spend more time with me” has me falling in love with him over and over again Of course we also have known each other for a decade+ but that’s beside the point

“so, you get laid last night?” yeah, she hit it so hard that it replayed three different times in three different angles, with a black and white freeze frame

You know what I fantasize about? you know how in old fantasy/sci-fi hentai there’s always a scene where a giant ogre or monster or something just comes stomping in and slaps the MC in the face with a massive cock before proceeding to [the rest of this is censored] Yeah I want that for me.

If I gave you a 12 inch dick, would you hold it against me?

🔮 *johnny cash voice* my tummy hort today

he's comin baybeeee #art #starwars #maul

idc what loser purists have to say this is awesome

SZA doing an OP for a gundam series was not on my list of things to expect for 2026 holy shit

Nature is beautiful

posting mother nature’s tiddies gets more traction than posting my own i will never live this down

Hello, my name is Kenzie/Violet I'm asking folks for assistance with being able to meet my rent and necessities in February. Stonewalled on IA/gov't assistance so I'm unable to meet rent and necessities in February. rent: 0/865 transit: 0/50 groceries: 0150 electric: 0/30 phone: 0/40

idk wtf these earth is flat losers are talking about she has an amazing rack

idk wtf these earth is flat losers are talking about she has an amazing rack

reskeet if you approve

If you cant cry with your lover then are you really lovers? emotional 👏 vulnerability 👏 is 👏 sexy

I have created a Vancouver BC Starter Pack so you can follow all your favorite cuties. ✨ Let me know if you would like to be included. go.bsky.app/4it4Poo

No one really “gets over” me

It’s definitely about Jet Li fighting himself ngl. Delroy Lindo is more like a side character (which I feel is a waste of Delroy Lindo)

*cough* My bday is like, two weeks away. Y'all WANT me to have a high end camera. Cause c'mon, lets be real. I'm more of a VFX artist than I am a pornstar. www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/... #bimbo #goth #cyberpunk #spoilme

Your sugar rush. 🍬😇 What's your favourite candy?

Hey queen, do you want to be sworn enemies from rival gangs, but we eventually come to the conclusion that we should just team up and rule the world together? But then we both fall to betrayal, so we run away together and eventually fall in love and get married? Anyway, let me know, I’m free Friday.

Get in the fucking robot, Tarnished.

every two sundays there is a phenomenon that happens in the other suite that we call, affectionately, “white people d&d” it’s the boring white person’s ideal d&d group, with token minorities and mostly cis straight people, doing d&d things

Give a guy three chances to be normal and you’ll only be disappointed Good clients are easy to deal with from the jump. Yall know who you are, love you :3

I had someone hump my thighs until they came. Not gonna lie it's kinda hot :3

Lady knight lineart:

✈️Vancouver March 1-15! 🌃Hosting downtown 💙Availability between 10am-10pm 💙My time is more limited now that I’m in school… even while on tour, so pre-booking is required & longer dates prioritized!

think of how hot it would be to have a girl sobbing over you while she brings down an axe on your arm to sever it in several messy blows because you got bit by a zombie and the only way you can survive is if she horrifically hacks away the tendons and muscles for several agonizing minutes

women dont want you to be funny or sexy or smart women actually just want you to facilitate This experience for them