Truly the only thing that should actually matter in public restrooms. 🧼✋🏻🫧

Beautiful bondage babe Madeleine Xanthine is Dixie's Domme of the Day for June 15, 2026‼️Click here to check out our homepage announcement: dickievirgin.com ➡️ @xanthine.bsky.social 🗞️📰🔥♥️

I’ve been so MIA on socials this year 🤪 that I forgot to say that it’s my birthday month!!! This year has been intense (prob for everyone lol??) and a lil tip or a prezzie would make my day 🫶🏻 Either way, thanks for being here with me on this wild ride we call life!! It continues to be weird 😆

It’s all for you if you make a move 💋

Juneteenth celebrates the emancipation of enslaved Black people in the US. We lift up all who fought for slavery abolition, & honor them by continuing to work to dismantle all carceral systems & spaces. To learn how to get more involved: interruptingcriminalization.com/resources

Happy Friday from my house goblin and I. Do you have some form of creature who lives in your home and is furry and cute? I wanna see them! Post a pic in the comments.

Oh! I didn’t see you down there!

Wow! This is so cool.

Who wants an elegantly feral cowgirl on each arm?? ✨I'm so excited to announce a mini duo tour in Vancouver with my crush @venusgold.bsky.social ✨ Prebooking now! Email: [email protected]

Filled with longing? Aching for these curves? Fantasizing about soft touches and exquisite moans? Long, ache, and fantasize no longer and come experience me in the flesh. Books nearly full for June and now booking for July and August.

Spoiler alert. 🐴 🐴 🐴 Playing into act 3 of Ghost of Tsushima and I cannot believe they actually Artaxed Nobu. Not cool Sucker Punch not cool.

The hound and I had a blast camping this last week! Feeling rested and refreshed. See you soon Vancouver 😁

A list of fssw providers in BC ! Comment to be added if you aren't already! go.bsky.app/N1fe1BJ

My top ten novels (in no order): 🪨 Fifth Season 🍒 Sexing the Cherry 👾 Ancillary Justice 🪐 The Galaxy, and the Ground Within 📖 Parable of the Sower 🌍Noor 🌲 Sorrowland 🌹 Against the Loveless World 🐉 Tehanu 🏠 The House of Rust That was hard and I feel like I could make a different list every day. 😂

Over here seducing myself when I could be seducing you. What are you waiting for? I have a few dates left in the next couple weeks and am also booking for June. 💋🌷

Okay hot damn! The power wheel chair is fully paid for. You all are amazing! If any more funds end up my way we will donate them the to the SWIFA Mutual Aid Fundraiser. chuffed.org/project/1775...

Wow! Sex Worker community is incredible 🫶🏻 Together y’all have raised $1250 in less than 24 hours. Just over $1300 to go. Will you help us? Cute menagerie cuddles pic for engagement 🐈🐈‍⬛🐶🙋🏻‍♀️

Someone dear to me must replace their power wheelchair & while the Gov. is covering a portion they won’t cover all of it. I am matching all donations. We need to raise $5170. Will you be a total hottie & help raise the rest? DM me for e-transfer deets. Selfie for visibility. 🌷 please share.

Happy May fourth! In celebration please enjoy one of my favourite things on the internet. youtu.be/pjq-Ek_wCyM

On Redistribution of Wealth: When you give money to a sex worker, often that money is used to fund safety & resources for other workers, for vulnerable family & community members, for care practices & rituals that prioritize those who cannot hustle. We are a capstone species of the care economy.

Naughty or Nice? It’s a choose your own adventure 😉 I’m booking for May and June ☀️🌷💦

Some of you know Aiofe had surgery a little over two weeks ago. Despite some complications in recovery she’s happy to announce she’s back to sneak attacking her dog brother Rudi while he sleeps, accepting baths from her sister, and hunting bugs on the balcony.

An evening of Ghost of Tsushima with a kitten on my lap 🫶🏻

“And a happy hump day to you sir!”

I was going to let you fuck the leather boots, but now you’re late. Enjoy the spiked pumps pet. 🫶🏻😘

Hello! We are collecting funds to support SWers who will be impacted by FIFA taking over the DTES. As always, happy to trade nudes for donations of $50 and above, and I’ll be adding this fundraiser as one of the ways I accept deposits. chuffed.org/project/1775...

Well apparently “I’m only happy when it rains” wasn’t just a clever lyric. Swoon. 🖤

“On rainy spring days it’s best to cozy up with a hottie.” -Someone Smart There’s space for you in my arms and in my calendar this April and May 💦🌷

Client appreciation post brought to you by my supper! Salmon caught in Haida Gwaii. Home grown garlic processed and frozen. One of a dozen delicious chilli oils. The supper 💕 All incredibly thoughtful gifts!

Mirror mirror…

This essay is such an excellent read. I learn SO much from Chanda and cannot wait to get my hands on her book, The Edge of Space-Time coming out on April 7th.

My vacation is coming to an end and I’d very much like to sate my considerable appetite on some tasty man morsels upon my return. If you’ve been considering becoming my plaything why delay the inevitable further? We both know you ache to be ravished by me 😈 Now booking for April and May. 😋

Rudi and I made it to the island!

Long Live International Women’s Day. At the #InternationalWomensDay rally in Vancouver. #IWD

So cool! What an amazing project 😁. I’ve pledged my support and can’t wait to read these anthologies! You could too 😉💋

It feels like spring today! 🪺🌷☀️

Made a little trip to Forever Yours Lingerie today & acquired some very pretty things for you to take off me ✨ I also discovered that I am a 34 GG in UK sizing. Needless to say I may spilleth over the order I just put in with Harlow & Fox. Thank you to the kindly gentlemen for the H&F gift cards!

Happy Lunar New Year ✨🎠

Thanks for being my Valentine! The day was magical and luxurious, the food delicious, and the company absolutely perfect. I’m still basking in the glow. ✨

roses are red, beepers go beep

Happy Valentine’s Day !

So who wants to add to my art collection for Valentine’s Day? Painting by Allison Sommers www.moderneden.com/collections/...

My goodness is it spring already? I have two dates left in the last week of February and a couple dates left in March, (I am taking a vacation 🎉). If you’d like to get into these blue jeans of mine I suggest you spring into action and book 😉 Booking into April 🌷☀️💕

Wow I loved episode 5 and wow I love SAM. And I’m going to leave it there cuz I’m trying really hard not to type any spoilers 😂. #starfleetacademy

Loot that drops in the unlikely event that you defeat me. -7 ginger candies -a red lipstick -a red lipstick shaped vibrator -a copy of Hijab Butch Blues -a Lego piece with tooth marks -3 black pens -a scrunchy -a ziplock bag filled mostly with dog cookie dust

Thank you all for a fabulous birthday month! I was spoiled so sweetly. Some gifts I’ve already eaten, and some I’ve yet to order. I love them all. I added so many books to my collection and also have this first watch in what feels like a new obsession. Its mechanisms are positively magical!

RIP Catherine O’Hara and thanks for all the laughs 🌹

Is it summer yet!? 😭

If you live in #yvr your life has been touched by Karen Ward one way or another. Hope more people can support.

Next up! I’m so excited to read this 😁✨