Let's play 'guess what this sensation/art device is'? Yes it's homemade (not by me). Hint: Requires a car battery to work

Ahahaha. No one has tried to spank me and lived to tell the tale. See those handprints? Leaving those on naughts butts is my favorite form of body art.I also like using the bible when my hands start to get sore. Impact i will occasionally bottom for, spanking specifically is... Unbecoming 💅

Tiger Tiger actually. Or key lime pie frozen yogurt. I'm a total slut for ice cream though, and can enjoy most flavours. Someone once doordashed us a giant post coital sundae and i subsequently dated them for a year. I've since learnt to seperate ice cream and connection but it took some work 🤣

Naturally good with horses and cats? Smart? It really depends on the human. I admire people who are wholeheartedly themselves.

I'm an Aries, so i don't 🤣 I run entirely on chaos, magic and peer reviewed, evidence based life hacks (Capricorn rising 😘). Things that help me remember who i am: -Laughinh with my people -Wild swimming -Touching moss, unironically -ad-hoc buddist meditation -Reading fiction -Working out

Well, that's uniquely specific... Octopus - they would be far better in bed. I'm not NOT into the idea of someone with better limbs for getting tangled up in then me... Until this hentai happens irl, i remain undefeated in the long limb snuggling department.

Tina Horn - of Why Are People Into That (amazing kink podcast) and SFSX (groundbreaking graphic novels) fame And @sugarbutch.net (Sinclair Sexsmith) Because proffesional sluts who are good with words are kindof my thing. Hollywood celebs? Erm ... Benedict Cumberbatch? Love a dorky ginger

Hmmm.... My respectable answer is Heavenly Creatures (19 year old Kate Winslet as a murdery teen lesbian genius). My other less astute answers are What We Do in the Shadows and LOTR, among other cringy but beloved things

It's getting chilly out here in semi-hiatus - let's warm each other up? Pop-up availability in VERNON and maybe KELOWNA Sunday-Tues (Kelowna Tues) Usual 2 hour minium waived for Vernon 😘

I'm so charmed by anything that shows that you've really considered what might bring me delight. From large 💸tips to small gestures like wine to share, a gift goes a long way. If you need hints: flowers and plants, fine chocolate, books - and I'm currently on a earning aquisition spree

I'm sorry, but... The men are all log drivers and the women taste like maple syrup 😘

Ask me anything (interesting questions preferred) - I'm woefully busy in vanilla world, nursing a very iky cold and miss y'all 😘 ngl.link/inaraoneill

Cute fall projects coming up! - photo booth @ Haus of Misfit's back lot market next Saturday - witchy anti capitalist porn for @humpfilmfest.bsky.social with @claralimon.bsky.social and some other amazing whores - Halloween horror content and make it nasty - tour dates in Calgary (Oct 5 & 6)

🌸 VANCOUVER 🌸 A short and sweet trip means a chance for you to meet a little more of me... Remaining availability: TUESDAY • 3-11pm WEDNESDAY • 2-11pm 💌 [email protected]

Kelowna and area - this stunning companion is heading your way in tour. Highly recommended for lovers of all things tall, sensual and charming.

New name, same old pervert

Let me re-introduce myself! My name is Willa Hauff, formally Van Wickes. I’m Vancouver’s resident flirt. I like to dilly-dally, brush my hair, and tell stories. A high fidelity lover, I’m always looking for new connections and experiences. Hope to meet you soon! ❤️

I'm planning on opening up a house in Vancouver, BC where NSFW creators can record, edit, livestream, and learn together. Please let me know if you're interested by filling out the encrypted jotform which also has more details as to my vision of the space. form.jotform.com/252047547286261

If she isn't feeding you grapes from her garden in a sunbeam, is it even really a Monday morning?

Come for the booty. Stay for the post coital chat about pharmacogenetics.

Last min availablity in my mini tour: VERNON: tonight and tomorrow morning CASTLEGAR: tomorrow evening Then I'll be very illusive for... Possibly a few months xo

....Very nice Look, i never said i was a serious person. If you invite me boating there is an extra charge for me to NOT wear this.

Okay this sounds so absurdly fun!!!

MY FIRST PRO ORGY. There's still one week to sign up for this wet n wild mansion pool party in Montreal 💦 15 providers, including myself and @rheohart.bsky.social, organized by the incomparable @aprilkillian.bsky.social. Please RT if you're in the area! aprilkillian.com/pages/mansio...

Missed me Kamloops darlins'? Pop-up availability in Kamloops tomorrow (Sunday) between 5-11pm. As always, prebooking required. Pussy for attention (he's my majestic new familier 😻)

New profile pic and banner! I was so lucky to get to shoot with the amazing and inspiring @samanthahensyn.bsky.social who was literally stung by a bunch of hornets mid shoot and yet kept encouraging me to be hot and confident on camera! What an icon!!!

How i deal with cooking in the Okanagan heat. I'm only wearing a bra because i have friends over... In other news, i might be closing my books to new lovers at the end of August. Don't sleep on reaching out if you want to sneak onto my very exclusive regulars list while it's still open 😘

Pop-up availability in VERNON! Shorter then usual min bookings available because I'm visiting anyway. Monday July 28th - 2:30-5pm (Possibilities for Monday morning before 9, or evening after 5 considered if your request is particularly appealing),

Pop-up availability in VERNON! Shorter then usual min bookings available because I'm visiting anyway. Monday July 28th - 2:30-5pm (Possibilities for Monday morning before 9, or evening after 5 considered if your request is particularly appealing),

My favorite lingerie is a waterfall

@rainejohansen.bsky.social is your profile Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog?

My history as an artist model = a predilection for moody nudes. Let me be your muse... Bookings open for kamloops/kelowna from July 27th and the Nelson area from August 2nd.

Serving mafia widow

I do love tasks and gamifying the everyday... Especially with long distance lovers. It would be sorely tempting to write painfully surreal and actually difficult ones in the write your own deck...

Rope with my dear rigger (@exquisite.shibari on IG) does such a good job of filling my cup! Feeling very grateful for every knot tied, every paddle stroke, every moment spent in this sweet slowdance :')

Shout out to the clients who bring me homemade preserves, fresh fruit from their gardens, handmade things, and really thoughtful gifts. You're really sweet, and it makes my day. Providers, what really sweet personal gifts have you received that makes you smile?

I've got pop-up availability in KAMLOOPS next week. And then my minimum booking is going up to 3 hours/dinner date until at least August. Kamloops availability: Monday 7th-330-530 Tues 8th 7am-1130 am Short visits availible this time 😘 Come see this lil performance art monster(photo circa 2015)

Additions to the smorg-ASS-bord... Blame one of my hilarious regulars for this awful pun 🤣

Also - BC interior bbs - I'll be in Vernon, BC this Saturday with time to see one lucky babe between 2-430ish. I'm dropping my 2 hour minimum to 1 hour just because I'll be here anyway, and I'd love fill a quiet afternoon 😘

VANCOUVER Darlins - I'm considering resurfacing in YVR for a day or two on August 17th and maybe 16th...Drop me an email if you'd be interested in seeing me. 💦Side note - A freediving course based in Vancouver would be an incredibly specific and thoughtful gift... Mentioning for no reason...💦

I'm back from my technology vacation! I've mostly been cowgirling, doing seasonal arty magic and finding deeply quirky boutique hotels in Spokane. Booking: Now - July 14th in the interior.

There’s an important distinction between an introduction and a physical description. An introduction breaks the ice, with your name and a nugget of your personality. A physical description is handy if you’re describing a criminal to cops. Imagine shaking someone’s hand at a party and saying this.

I have a very fancy photoshoot tomorrow on a ranch with @mason-rose.bsky.social. I may consider custom commissions if you hanker for arty smut, and the more specific or artistic the better. Also possible collabs with my shot daddy @runawaygrunge.bsky.social if you ask them very nicely ($$$)

Come to femme-Daddy... I'm generally more of a long, luxurious Kitten, or part-time-Goddess nextdoor..but I have, on rare and special occasion let a little slut call me Daddy. And on one recent occasion insisted on it 💅. Happy Daddies day to all the Daddies. And some of the fathers.

Mmmkay I'm not going up lie, this could be both very enjoyable and a hilarious way to torture someone... Kinda want it...

Does anyone else feel almost orgasmic after a hot yoga or similar? I did an insanely hot weights+pilates class yesterday and as I lay in shivasana at the end I felt like I was quite close to coming... I think it's the increased blood flow and forced heavy breathing, but 🥵🥵.

📍Vancouver - I'm thinking of joining you July 4-7 if I get enough prebookings to confirm 💋 You know where to go to book a date 💖 www.bridgetteblair.ca