*Books are closed to new clients until January* It will be 2026 before you know it, so don't hesitate to reach out about FMTYs from January onwards 😘. The only way to see me before then is to come visit me in my Kootenay mountain lair. Last rays of summer captured by @mason-rose.bsky.social

Whether you’re rocking a six‑pack or a comfy dad‑bod, confidence is the sexiest accessory you can wear. 🔥💋

It's that monochrome, sinnamon scented time of year - during which i can get away with wearing the amount of black id like to wear all the time.

Just two space cowgirls crashing a sci-fi writing retreat.

I'm availible for FMTY prebookings to Vancouver and beyond from January 2nd, between Friday evening and Monday-day every week. In an attempt to become a part-time Vancouverite i may devise mutually delightfull weekend rates - from breakfast on Saturday to sending you off to work on Monday morning?😘

It's stats, babes. You're fine 😘

Surprise ✨ I'm back in Vancouver this week and my afternoon just opened up and I still have some remaining availability tomorrow and Thursday. Come get in touch? 💋

This evil fae is in Kamloops until Thursday then back to Vancouver 💋 Text, signal or what's app to book 236-304-5067 #femdom #findom #kinkygfe #provider #companion #locktober

👽 Call for Submissions! 👽 We're excited to announce we're accepting pitches for sex worker sci-fi and speculative fiction for a new anthology titled Liquid Silver, edited by @miawalsch.bsky.social . Submissions are open until Dec. 31st, check out the details below! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Oooh okay then, let's play. And discover how deeply bookish I am, while somehow also being feral...

Hey #Toronto ! I'm taking prebookings for December 6-10 Mississauga/North York www.lexcilust.com/contact

✨My favorite part is definitely bathing in sunbeams in forest clearings. Being worshipped by your lips is a close second 🍁 My least favorite is little mortal men who refuse to screen and deposit, and think I, a devine slut, should be happy to sit around waiting to see if they materialize.🤯!?!?

Hi Okanagan & interior Darlins: Still mostly on hiatus but if our calenders happen to align I'd love to drop by your town and connect on my travels. Fall has me so pumpkin spicey... Oct 5-7, 9,14,17-19 November 1-3 Photo is a sneak preview of my cowgirl dream shot with @mason-rose.bsky.social

New hobby! Fine line electro-branding. Offering this unique Art School Goth Girlfriend experience for my curious interior BC babes. It leaves a thin scar, that turns white and fades in a few months. The perfect low commitment body mod - see my new post for booking. www.leolist.cc/personals/do...

Let's play 'guess what this sensation/art device is'? Yes it's homemade (not by me). Hint: Requires a car battery to work

Ahahaha. No one has tried to spank me and lived to tell the tale. See those handprints? Leaving those on naughts butts is my favorite form of body art.I also like using the bible when my hands start to get sore. Impact i will occasionally bottom for, spanking specifically is... Unbecoming 💅

Tiger Tiger actually. Or key lime pie frozen yogurt. I'm a total slut for ice cream though, and can enjoy most flavours. Someone once doordashed us a giant post coital sundae and i subsequently dated them for a year. I've since learnt to seperate ice cream and connection but it took some work 🤣

Naturally good with horses and cats? Smart? It really depends on the human. I admire people who are wholeheartedly themselves.

I'm an Aries, so i don't 🤣 I run entirely on chaos, magic and peer reviewed, evidence based life hacks (Capricorn rising 😘). Things that help me remember who i am: -Laughinh with my people -Wild swimming -Touching moss, unironically -ad-hoc buddist meditation -Reading fiction -Working out

Well, that's uniquely specific... Octopus - they would be far better in bed. I'm not NOT into the idea of someone with better limbs for getting tangled up in then me... Until this hentai happens irl, i remain undefeated in the long limb snuggling department.

Tina Horn - of Why Are People Into That (amazing kink podcast) and SFSX (groundbreaking graphic novels) fame And @sugarbutch.net (Sinclair Sexsmith) Because proffesional sluts who are good with words are kindof my thing. Hollywood celebs? Erm ... Benedict Cumberbatch? Love a dorky ginger

Hmmm.... My respectable answer is Heavenly Creatures (19 year old Kate Winslet as a murdery teen lesbian genius). My other less astute answers are What We Do in the Shadows and LOTR, among other cringy but beloved things

It's getting chilly out here in semi-hiatus - let's warm each other up? Pop-up availability in VERNON and maybe KELOWNA Sunday-Tues (Kelowna Tues) Usual 2 hour minium waived for Vernon 😘

I'm so charmed by anything that shows that you've really considered what might bring me delight. From large 💸tips to small gestures like wine to share, a gift goes a long way. If you need hints: flowers and plants, fine chocolate, books - and I'm currently on a earning aquisition spree

I'm sorry, but... The men are all log drivers and the women taste like maple syrup 😘

Ask me anything (interesting questions preferred) - I'm woefully busy in vanilla world, nursing a very iky cold and miss y'all 😘 ngl.link/inaraoneill

Cute fall projects coming up! - photo booth @ Haus of Misfit's back lot market next Saturday - witchy anti capitalist porn for @humpfilmfest.bsky.social with @claralimon.bsky.social and some other amazing whores - Halloween horror content and make it nasty - tour dates in Calgary (Oct 5 & 6)

🌸 VANCOUVER 🌸 A short and sweet trip means a chance for you to meet a little more of me... Remaining availability: TUESDAY • 3-11pm WEDNESDAY • 2-11pm 💌 [email protected]

Kelowna and area - this stunning companion is heading your way in tour. Highly recommended for lovers of all things tall, sensual and charming.

New name, same old pervert

Let me re-introduce myself! My name is Willa Hauff, formally Van Wickes. I’m Vancouver’s resident flirt. I like to dilly-dally, brush my hair, and tell stories. A high fidelity lover, I’m always looking for new connections and experiences. Hope to meet you soon! ❤️

I'm planning on opening up a house in Vancouver, BC where NSFW creators can record, edit, livestream, and learn together. Please let me know if you're interested by filling out the encrypted jotform which also has more details as to my vision of the space. form.jotform.com/252047547286261

If she isn't feeding you grapes from her garden in a sunbeam, is it even really a Monday morning?

Come for the booty. Stay for the post coital chat about pharmacogenetics.

Last min availablity in my mini tour: VERNON: tonight and tomorrow morning CASTLEGAR: tomorrow evening Then I'll be very illusive for... Possibly a few months xo

....Very nice Look, i never said i was a serious person. If you invite me boating there is an extra charge for me to NOT wear this.

Okay this sounds so absurdly fun!!!

MY FIRST PRO ORGY. There's still one week to sign up for this wet n wild mansion pool party in Montreal 💦 15 providers, including myself and @rheohart.bsky.social, organized by the incomparable @aprilkillian.bsky.social. Please RT if you're in the area! aprilkillian.com/pages/mansio...

Missed me Kamloops darlins'? Pop-up availability in Kamloops tomorrow (Sunday) between 5-11pm. As always, prebooking required. Pussy for attention (he's my majestic new familier 😻)

New profile pic and banner! I was so lucky to get to shoot with the amazing and inspiring @samanthahensyn.bsky.social who was literally stung by a bunch of hornets mid shoot and yet kept encouraging me to be hot and confident on camera! What an icon!!!

How i deal with cooking in the Okanagan heat. I'm only wearing a bra because i have friends over... In other news, i might be closing my books to new lovers at the end of August. Don't sleep on reaching out if you want to sneak onto my very exclusive regulars list while it's still open 😘

Pop-up availability in VERNON! Shorter then usual min bookings available because I'm visiting anyway. Monday July 28th - 2:30-5pm (Possibilities for Monday morning before 9, or evening after 5 considered if your request is particularly appealing),

Pop-up availability in VERNON! Shorter then usual min bookings available because I'm visiting anyway. Monday July 28th - 2:30-5pm (Possibilities for Monday morning before 9, or evening after 5 considered if your request is particularly appealing),

My favorite lingerie is a waterfall

@rainejohansen.bsky.social is your profile Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog?

My history as an artist model = a predilection for moody nudes. Let me be your muse... Bookings open for kamloops/kelowna from July 27th and the Nelson area from August 2nd.

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