It's actually such lesbian erasure that people think Mary Magdalene was Jesus Wife when shes obviously his Lesbian Best Friend like so dykey I can clock her from 2000 years away

My favorite place to kiss is almost certainly a wood fired sauna... 🔥🔥 What yours?

have never understood the thing where folks care deeply about the height of the people they date I'm just like, ooh you're 5'3"? cuddly close-up kisses! ooh you're 6'4"? back me up against a wall & make me feel tiny! ooh you're a size-changing shapeshifter? fuck yeah Alice in Wonderland roleplay!

Next Availability: Vernon/Kelowna/Okanagan Jan 25&26 (Special rates for this visit!) Seattle: Feb 16-20 Vancouver: Feb 21&22 Photo by @chloexmadison.bsky.social, terrible edit by me. Evidence that i sometimes wear clothes & it's always fall in Vancouver. #dateyvr #datevancouver #dateseattle

Starter pack of Vancouver babes!

🇨🇦 SWers + 🌽 creators! @publicpubics.bsky.social & I have been researching SW financial discrim. in Canada + are seeking anecdotes of de-banking to include in our published report Has a bank ever frozen/closed your accounts or withheld $? Willing to share your experience? DM me (+ pls share!)

My Tryst interview is live! tryst.link/blog/a-tryst...

My ONLY availability left for this trip to #Vancouver is Jan 18th from 11am-2pm. Lunch date??

Vancouver and Victoria - you've been so hot and lovely. But seriously - so hot - running at 9pm in a sports bra. See you in February Vancouverites! But first... The Okanagan in two weeks. Till then - thanks for the memories,orgasms and sore quads. You know who you are 😘

If your looking for another flavour of 'legs for days' - look whose coming to town!

Oh hi Victoria - these legs are heading your way on a last min trip! Saturday night-Monday afternoon (10/1-12/1)-Booking 1 or 2 sweeties only! Who knows when I'll be back? It's been years since last time, so catch me while you can! #datevictoria

Taxidermy and chill? Who amongst you also thinks this is a fun date idea? This would be unforgettable. Feel the world melt away as we sink into undead arts and crafts.. Then back to the incall to wash off the formaldehyde and enjoy feeling extra alive after this little memento mori 💋

Imagine my surprise when I learned that this is not referring to the happiness of a giant orgy

🍀Vancouver, i have capacity for one more tryst between Jan 10th&12th. 🍀 🤓Pillow-talk about what we've been reading perhaps? See my weird year in books in this storygraph screenshot. 📚It was the year of my Annalee Newitz bender. Not pictured, the 6 books i forgot to add till after 2026.

Happy 2026 Darlins' 😘 Seattle - I'm going to be in you in Feb - would you like to make it mutual? Drop me a line ;) Van - Fully booked for Jan, sorry! In the meantime - please enjoy this vintage cabin butt selfie #dateseattle #datebellevue #datetacoma #dateeverett #dateolympia

Apologies to my canceled clients tomorrow. I don't cancel often but when i do it's cuz I've gotta drive 4 hours north to do equine opthalmic vet Intensive care on my horse 😬. #cowgirlproblems If you want to be involved in Joeys eyeball recovery feel free to etransfer to [email protected].

Look who's back!

Celebrating 600 followers 🖤 Let’s help those still searching for a muse find their inspiration✨ Like & repost 🙏🏽🙌🏼 #gfe #victoriaescort #yyj #muse

🎄Happy holidays from the abominable ski babe🎄 Apologies if I've just given you a really niche holiday Grinch furry fetish.

I'm up on a civilian work deadline bender, please distract me with interesting questions, confessions, compliments or whatnot.. ngl.link/inaraoneill

Last minute Vancouver dates: Dec. 29-Jan. 1st) Finish this year or begin the new one with deviance and curiosity ✨

Feeling festive? Sweet gestures are always appreciated and remembered 😘. I know Amazon is ethically dubious so gift cards to book stores, Lush, Aslan leather, etc all appreciated. Check out this Gift List I just created. www.amazon.ca/registries/g...

Gift idea!... Possibly to yourself? Although i do really want one as well. All the photos are Polaroid snaps of BC SW Babes! Interior darlins - Sam will mail them to you for 💅

ISO Ski Daddy ⛷️ We could be here - far above the madding crowd. I'm a pretty decent skier and my dream winter date would be a lil heli-sking escape. Alternatively I love showing folks around my favorite BC resorts and am happy to help you build your confidence up and have fun on the slopes!

Oh hi! You've caught me in my natural habitat - currently an adorable cottage deep in the Kootenays. When I'm not on tour this winter, I'm hiding out here - writing, enjoying the sauna and ski-ing. The only thing missing is your hands on my hips (or you lying bound on the couch)

Omg, Pregnant people are so magically hot - how lucky you are Victoria!

Well hello Darlins! Have you missed having some free-range intellectual cowgirl in your life? Have you been jealous of the horses my legs have been wrapped around?? I'm partially emerging from nerdy hiatus and opening my books Kelowna area: Dec 27,28,31st Vancouver: Jan 9-13th

*Books are closed to new clients until January* It will be 2026 before you know it, so don't hesitate to reach out about FMTYs from January onwards 😘. The only way to see me before then is to come visit me in my Kootenay mountain lair. Last rays of summer captured by @mason-rose.bsky.social

Whether you’re rocking a six‑pack or a comfy dad‑bod, confidence is the sexiest accessory you can wear. 🔥💋

It's that monochrome, sinnamon scented time of year - during which i can get away with wearing the amount of black id like to wear all the time.

Just two space cowgirls crashing a sci-fi writing retreat.

I'm availible for FMTY prebookings to Vancouver and beyond from January 2nd, between Friday evening and Monday-day every week. In an attempt to become a part-time Vancouverite i may devise mutually delightfull weekend rates - from breakfast on Saturday to sending you off to work on Monday morning?😘

It's stats, babes. You're fine 😘

Surprise ✨ I'm back in Vancouver this week and my afternoon just opened up and I still have some remaining availability tomorrow and Thursday. Come get in touch? 💋

This evil fae is in Kamloops until Thursday then back to Vancouver 💋 Text, signal or what's app to book 236-304-5067 #femdom #findom #kinkygfe #provider #companion #locktober

👽 Call for Submissions! 👽 We're excited to announce we're accepting pitches for sex worker sci-fi and speculative fiction for a new anthology titled Liquid Silver, edited by @miawalsch.bsky.social . Submissions are open until Dec. 31st, check out the details below! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Oooh okay then, let's play. And discover how deeply bookish I am, while somehow also being feral...

✨My favorite part is definitely bathing in sunbeams in forest clearings. Being worshipped by your lips is a close second 🍁 My least favorite is little mortal men who refuse to screen and deposit, and think I, a devine slut, should be happy to sit around waiting to see if they materialize.🤯!?!?

Hi Okanagan & interior Darlins: Still mostly on hiatus but if our calenders happen to align I'd love to drop by your town and connect on my travels. Fall has me so pumpkin spicey... Oct 5-7, 9,14,17-19 November 1-3 Photo is a sneak preview of my cowgirl dream shot with @mason-rose.bsky.social

New hobby! Fine line electro-branding. Offering this unique Art School Goth Girlfriend experience for my curious interior BC babes. It leaves a thin scar, that turns white and fades in a few months. The perfect low commitment body mod - see my new post for booking. www.leolist.cc/personals/do...

Let's play 'guess what this sensation/art device is'? Yes it's homemade (not by me). Hint: Requires a car battery to work

Ahahaha. No one has tried to spank me and lived to tell the tale. See those handprints? Leaving those on naughts butts is my favorite form of body art.I also like using the bible when my hands start to get sore. Impact i will occasionally bottom for, spanking specifically is... Unbecoming 💅

Tiger Tiger actually. Or key lime pie frozen yogurt. I'm a total slut for ice cream though, and can enjoy most flavours. Someone once doordashed us a giant post coital sundae and i subsequently dated them for a year. I've since learnt to seperate ice cream and connection but it took some work 🤣

Naturally good with horses and cats? Smart? It really depends on the human. I admire people who are wholeheartedly themselves.

I'm an Aries, so i don't 🤣 I run entirely on chaos, magic and peer reviewed, evidence based life hacks (Capricorn rising 😘). Things that help me remember who i am: -Laughinh with my people -Wild swimming -Touching moss, unironically -ad-hoc buddist meditation -Reading fiction -Working out

Well, that's uniquely specific... Octopus - they would be far better in bed. I'm not NOT into the idea of someone with better limbs for getting tangled up in then me... Until this hentai happens irl, i remain undefeated in the long limb snuggling department.

Tina Horn - of Why Are People Into That (amazing kink podcast) and SFSX (groundbreaking graphic novels) fame And @sugarbutch.net (Sinclair Sexsmith) Because proffesional sluts who are good with words are kindof my thing. Hollywood celebs? Erm ... Benedict Cumberbatch? Love a dorky ginger

Hmmm.... My respectable answer is Heavenly Creatures (19 year old Kate Winslet as a murdery teen lesbian genius). My other less astute answers are What We Do in the Shadows and LOTR, among other cringy but beloved things