Jujutsu, where have you been all my life?! That was exceptionally fun and sweaty. Really need to work on my cardio. Finally got to a class and this is for sure going to be my spring workout trend. #professionaldevelopement

For fans of Joey - his caretakers just did a maternity photo shot for one of his girlfriends and he got to get dolled up too. And the second pic is his almost recovered eyeball! For those who were following (or subject to cancellations as a result of) that hectic saga.

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Some birthday suit to celebrate my upcoming birthday 🎨 (23/3!) If you'd like to celebrate with me, this giftlist allows you to show your affection with treats ranging from local lemon tarts to a freediving course (🧜‍♀️🙏!) marigoldgift.com/InaraONeill * Photos are from my european art model days

From my Article: Curvy Bodies Belong in Luxury Spaces "...There is a persistent belief that thicker providers can be desired, but not valued at the top of the market. Are expected to be grateful for attention, flexible with boundaries, and “realistic” about pricing..." www.lexcilust.com/article8

A birthday river dip in my birthday suit 🎂 Also it was a blood moon eclipse on this 3/3 day at 3:33 AM, and I did 3 cold plunges. How fitting 🩸 What would make this day even more delightful is tribute, see link in bio for suggestions

Update: New #1- Elpheba & Glinda and Wizard of Oz (probably needs to be tied up) cosplay.

Kitties and Titties was my second favorite tumblr back in the day. Here's my belated entry.

I hardly ever do last minute but it's mess around with hot pals or a big writing project i should be doing all day tomorrow.... Please save me and Joni from unsexy work...

Zen.

Would like to grow this starter pack! go.bsky.app/GBGtUVJ

Happy Friday! This weekend serving up fun, pleasure and pain with @inaraoneill.bsky.social - duo package available until Monday! It's Ramadan AND Lent right now - a season of denial. But it doesn't count as indulgent if im the one indulging in you right? I'll tell God you were a very good boy

Coming to you Vancouver. How about you come for me? RheoHart.com

Vancouver - I'm going to play with my delightful, exceptionally sexy and very bisexual friend @joniceleste.bsky.social this weekend - AND YOU'RE INVITED. Sensual, interactive kinky GFE, or devistating, elaborate Mommie + Daddi long-legs BDSM scene that leaves you quivering? You decide...

Pop-up date openings - Come squeeze me before I leave WA 😘 Tomorrow: Seattle/Tacoma - 10-6 SeaTac -11-5 Bellingham - 1-7pm Vancouver 9-11pm Then Vancouver this week - time for one darlin or boytoy: Sat-7:30-11pm Sunday: 8am-4pm Monday 7am-11pm #dateseattle #datevancouver #datetacoma

I love getting to meet up with gorgeous colleagues when I'm out and about in the world. Provider are often some of the most fascinating, smart, fun, warm people i know. The world is lucky to have them. It was a pleasure meeting the gorgeous @annievesper.bsky.social. Thanks for making time amiga 💋

My love language is quality time - time is the most precious thing we have. That said, little symbolic gestures are a sweet way of connecting over time and space 💋 I've just remembered that i threw together a quick wishlist, for those who are giftily inclined. www.amazon.ca/registries/g...

I know it's cheesy as heck but I really love having flowers around the house. Feeling romantic? Send Flowers by Email, Text, Social Media | Flower Delivery | Social Flowers share.google/fHZQixW6vNNW...

Update! Due to a cancellation I have a tiny bit more availability for one lucky Darlin or boytoy on my Feb Vancouver visit. Email or WhatsApp if you'd like to connect. I can meet: Sat the 21st 7-10pm Sun 22nd 8am-400 pm Mon 23rd 9:30am-9pm

This is basically a cool clinical phd @nicolerprause.bsky.social who runs a sex neurology lab giving a verbal systematic review of what research has actually been done about what sex actually looks like in your nervous system with a lot of weird MRI situations 🔥♥️🤓 open.spotify.com/episode/4cNk...

GOOD SUBMISSIVE: I'm mid housemove and regular - a sweet little service sub - has asked for the privilege of coming to cook dinner, chop kindling, clean, do some car maintenance and heat the sauna. BAD SUBMISSIVE: 'I want to be your slave' * provides long list of exactly what they want me to do *

Did you know that I offer hands on dating coaching? If insecurity, inexperience, shyness, or anything else is holding you back from the joy of connecting with others, we should talk. I love to counsel, support, and guide both across the table and through live feedback in the bedroom! 21+ only

🗓️ My kink is calendering as a verb 📆 Some of you sweet darlins share my delight in having things to look forward to, and as a result my books are closed until the end of March.

Dream dates: 🧛‍♂️Vampyre duo or trio ⛷️Heli-ski escape or guided backcountry mission to a alpine hut 📺 Watching movies, cooking and snuggling for an entire weekend (already booked for this - relaxation is so precious) 🎨 Posing for figure drawings then getting ravaged by the artist

If you need someone in B.C. I am also very into Vampyre anything

Hey podcasters 👋 I’m a sex worker, writer, and mentor with real experience in branding, marketing, and queer clients. I like smart conversations with jokes sprinkled in and I’m great at carrying a long-form chat. I would love to talk! Please Reshare! ❤️

It's actually such lesbian erasure that people think Mary Magdalene was Jesus Wife when shes obviously his Lesbian Best Friend like so dykey I can clock her from 2000 years away

My favorite place to kiss is almost certainly a wood fired sauna... 🔥🔥 What yours?

have never understood the thing where folks care deeply about the height of the people they date I'm just like, ooh you're 5'3"? cuddly close-up kisses! ooh you're 6'4"? back me up against a wall & make me feel tiny! ooh you're a size-changing shapeshifter? fuck yeah Alice in Wonderland roleplay!

Next Availability: Vernon/Kelowna/Okanagan Jan 25&26 (Special rates for this visit!) Seattle: Feb 16-20 Vancouver: Feb 21&22 Photo by @chloexmadison.bsky.social, terrible edit by me. Evidence that i sometimes wear clothes & it's always fall in Vancouver. #dateyvr #datevancouver #dateseattle

Starter pack of Vancouver babes!

🇨🇦 SWers + 🌽 creators! @publicpubics.bsky.social & I have been researching SW financial discrim. in Canada + are seeking anecdotes of de-banking to include in our published report Has a bank ever frozen/closed your accounts or withheld $? Willing to share your experience? DM me (+ pls share!)

My Tryst interview is live! tryst.link/blog/a-tryst...

My ONLY availability left for this trip to #Vancouver is Jan 18th from 11am-2pm. Lunch date??

Vancouver and Victoria - you've been so hot and lovely. But seriously - so hot - running at 9pm in a sports bra. See you in February Vancouverites! But first... The Okanagan in two weeks. Till then - thanks for the memories,orgasms and sore quads. You know who you are 😘

If your looking for another flavour of 'legs for days' - look whose coming to town!

Oh hi Victoria - these legs are heading your way on a last min trip! Saturday night-Monday afternoon (10/1-12/1)-Booking 1 or 2 sweeties only! Who knows when I'll be back? It's been years since last time, so catch me while you can! #datevictoria

Taxidermy and chill? Who amongst you also thinks this is a fun date idea? This would be unforgettable. Feel the world melt away as we sink into undead arts and crafts.. Then back to the incall to wash off the formaldehyde and enjoy feeling extra alive after this little memento mori 💋

Imagine my surprise when I learned that this is not referring to the happiness of a giant orgy

🍀Vancouver, i have capacity for one more tryst between Jan 10th&12th. 🍀 🤓Pillow-talk about what we've been reading perhaps? See my weird year in books in this storygraph screenshot. 📚It was the year of my Annalee Newitz bender. Not pictured, the 6 books i forgot to add till after 2026.

Happy 2026 Darlins' 😘 Seattle - I'm going to be in you in Feb - would you like to make it mutual? Drop me a line ;) Van - Fully booked for Jan, sorry! In the meantime - please enjoy this vintage cabin butt selfie #dateseattle #datebellevue #datetacoma #dateeverett #dateolympia

Apologies to my canceled clients tomorrow. I don't cancel often but when i do it's cuz I've gotta drive 4 hours north to do equine opthalmic vet Intensive care on my horse 😬. #cowgirlproblems If you want to be involved in Joeys eyeball recovery feel free to etransfer to [email protected].

Look who's back!

Celebrating 600 followers 🖤 Let’s help those still searching for a muse find their inspiration✨ Like & repost 🙏🏽🙌🏼 #gfe #victoriaescort #yyj #muse

🎄Happy holidays from the abominable ski babe🎄 Apologies if I've just given you a really niche holiday Grinch furry fetish.

I'm up on a civilian work deadline bender, please distract me with interesting questions, confessions, compliments or whatnot.. ngl.link/inaraoneill

Last minute Vancouver dates: Dec. 29-Jan. 1st) Finish this year or begin the new one with deviance and curiosity ✨

Feeling festive? Sweet gestures are always appreciated and remembered 😘. I know Amazon is ethically dubious so gift cards to book stores, Lush, Aslan leather, etc all appreciated. Check out this Gift List I just created. www.amazon.ca/registries/g...