Happy Solstice from me and my firetower charcuterie vigil. Photo one: 22:30ish Photo two: 05:30 ish Yes i will make a charcuterie board at 5am under certain conditions.

As always, anyone who called me Daddy this year owes me a Father’s Day gift 😌

Okanagan Darlins'- just sticking my head out of my mountain writing retreat lair to let you know I'm unexpectedly headed your way and have a little time to catch up June 24-26th 😘

This angel has saved me from so many silly mistakes when I started out in Canada - 10/10 would recommend

POV: You’re begging to be bred and filled with my spawn. #ovipositor #pegging #queerkink

🚨 Tour Alert: Montreal! 🚨 August 4-8 I will be visiting with my very hot transmasc (ftm) duo partner, Luca! @lucavitaleftm.bsky.social Book is together for a wild, passionate experience or separately for well, the same 😈😛 Don’t miss out! We won’t be back for who knows how long!

For those of us who crave biting off more than we can chew ⛓️ more IS better. Vancouver June 30-July 2 [email protected]

Currently on a writing retreat and should not be online but this book just dropped and it would be rude to deny you a chance to gift me with another source of horse facts to regale you with on date. 🐴 I know you love it....🤓 marigoldgift.com/inaraoneill/...

July 1/2 VANCOUVER SPECIAL Film buff with two GFs Experience: While @venusgold.bsky.social and I are in Vancouver, you watch (stream) this with us in bed and share your unique client side thought - then we roll around for a while. Or that in reverse order. #modernwhore youtu.be/y3TXfR-G75k?...

Surround yourself by people who literally lift you up (I'll be 6'11 in these) and don't mind that you're so hot you singe off their body hair a little bit. Thanks to my very brave firebug for the unexpected gift - a thoughtful gesture always makes me smile.

Who wants an elegantly feral cowgirl on each arm?? ✨I'm so excited to announce a mini duo tour in Vancouver with my crush @venusgold.bsky.social ✨ Prebooking now! Email: [email protected]

🔥🔥I FINALLY ...At long last ....get to set a kink client 🔥🔥ON FIRE!! 🔥🔥 🥵 Be still my little Aries pyromaniac heart 👨‍🚒

East Kootenay lurkers! I got an offer i couldn't refuse in CRANBROOK tomorrow night (e.g. interesting man in a location I want to go hiking). I have time for a sultry morning coffee in the area if you've been waiting for me head east. Accepting hiking route reqs ( about 8-20k, 300-1000m gain) 🙏

What’s better than a glory hole?

Renaissance Goddess mode engaged

Thanks S! A sweet 'just because' 😘 Bath photos coming your way when I use them xo

All that glitters is not gold - sometimes it's honey 🍯 I'm so delighted to receive gifts with story: the beautiful complexity of the relationship between the total bee Queen who gave me this and her insect queens, their minions and the whole ecosystem + all the time, chance and magic in this jar.

It’s international whore’s day 👏🏼 My friends and colleagues inspire me every day with their resilience, ingenuity, and compassion. Celebrate us by sending your tributes, booking that date, spoiling your favourite provider, and donating to swer support organizations.

☀️Academic sun 🌚 Cowgirl moon ⬆️ Courtesan rising Venus in existential slut Mars in OH NO YOU BETTER DON'T Your turn! 😘

Hello from cowgirl hiatus 👢 Pre-booking VANCOUVER June 30th-July 2nd 🎉 Also watch this space for a delightful duo offering on those dates 👯‍♀️ Priority to duos, dinner dates and creative propositions.

I only kept responding because I thought we were going to have a fun insult contest, but he was very disappointing. Also his number is right there, feel free to troll him further. You lose your right up confidentially when you get hateful.

Myths about virgins catching unicorns are outdated. This unicorn will emerge from the forest if invited by a sweet couple who are sharp of mind, slutty of body and pure of heart. It was a privilege to breifly guest in a really beautiful, sexy and 30 YEAR LONG relationship dynamic very recently. 💕

Hello from semi-hiatus! Aside from mostly writing and skinny dipping, I've enjoyed a very hot duo and a luxurious local dinner date 🥰 Miss you! If you miss me a thoughtful indulgence from my gift list is a sweet way to make sure i remember you fondly in my absence marigoldgift.com/inaraoneill/...

My response call just got played on @dansavage.bsky.socials pod It's about how seeing sex workers is maybe a better idea then trying to be polyamorous, cuz we are all quality sexy time and zero drama. Listen to the last 3 mn to hear what i sound like (ranting) open.spotify.com/podcast-chap...

Any lovers on Saltspring Island? I will be there June 17th-25th. I could host or come to you 🌊🌊🌊

He brought me.. .... A SHRUBBERY!!! 🤣🤣 21lb forest cat for scale. Its actually a raspberry cane for my new garden 🥰.

🎂Its such an honor and a delight to be invited to celebrate a Darlin's birthday We had such a dreamy date; laughing and rolling around in a cute cabin, visiting farms to stock up on local cheese and pickled things, hiking to a waterfall and sunset champagne from the bottle on a hidden beach🍾

🔥🔥Happy Beltaine/May Day. Every festival can be a fire festival if you're doing it with the right people 🔥🔥🔥

Just arrived in Victoria and hanging out with this cute mirror. Socks on, headphones on cuz i only take either off for very special guests. Drop by sometime? I have a little bit of time weds and Thursday. AND A POOL. Private, heated and ready to frolic in.

Becoming a hands-on dating coach has been so rewarding and one of the best ideas of my career as a provider. Supporting people with warmth, honest feedback from a woman’s perspective, and a safe place to learn and become more confident in dating really feels like my calling. I got you. Let’s chat 💜

I'm starting an #OnlyLambs page. Check out who i get to snuggle with when your not around.

⛴️VICTORIA April 29-May 1st ⛴️ My PNW tour dance card is almost full but I've got time and a gorgeous incall with a HEATED PRIVATE OUTDOOR POOL. Water polo and chill anyone? Im unlikely to be back this way for a while so catch me while you can! 😘

New article posted to my Substack! "What is it actually like to book an escort? Who are the people doing it? And why does it feel so much bigger—and scarier—than it needs to?" open.substack.com/pub/lexcilus...

If you'd like to choose my next mani-pedi color you have until noon PST tomorrow to send your request and tribute to my phelanges 😘

In case someone needs to hear this: It’s totally okay and not at all ‘weird’ to book a provider for softer, less sexual forms of intimacy. Many, many people enjoy kissing and cuddling just as much, or more than, sex. 💕

I am due for another photoshot soon. Lovers and lurkers - I'm curious about what you'd like to see (PG-13, maybe R only). I'm leaning towards a forest based shot, now I've checked a horse shot off the list. If you REALLY want to have an impact on what I shot, I am delighted to take commisions.

VICTORIA! I'm very excited to be coming to visit in a few weeks! I have very select availability to squeeze in a date with ONE lucky darlin' between April 28th-1st. I'm also starting to fill up my little black book for the summer Don't hesitate! Make your sensual dreams a calendar reality.

OMG Calgary! I’m coming your way this weekend and still have time for a booking. I didn’t post an add so if someone sees this reach out quick, otherwise I’ll just happily take my own damn self out for dinner and to the spa 🥰 #datecalgary #oursky #domme

Thanks to my new crush for this charming clutch of gifts - Lush Karma, a fresh mani-pedi with a white color request (I'm so into white chrome now!) and a selection of fine teas from his favorite tea shop.I especially love when someone shares one of their personal delights them with me 🥰

Hi Vancouver! I am still in you, and it could be mutual! My flight just got cancelled UNTILL FRIDAY. Subsequently booking- Tonight 5-10 Tomorrow 730am-11pm Hosting at a Richmond hotel (thanks Air Canada) or more purpose specific location at request. Drop me a lil love note 😘

🎪 Cirque du Soleil's Vancouver tour dates are SELLING OUT (!) & I would dearly love have a date to one of these shows to look forward too. Sketchy photo of my historical dalience with lyra hoop for attn (not my forte, but really fun and incredibly painful). www.cirquedusoleil.com/canada/vanco...

I'm currently booking into July and August btw. If you've been lurking and contemplating a FMTY now would be a great time to reach out to be prioritized in my summer planning. Side note - this is pre-crossfit 🍑 of yesteryear (2025)

Lovely client focus group - help me respond to a prompt from my web designer. Preferably just Darlins who have met me IRL. The prompt is: describe my PERSONALITY in 3 words. (There's another prompt coming about asthetic) Reply annoymously here ngl.link/inaraoneill

For Victoria/Vancouver and surrounding areas, comment to be added! go.bsky.app/N1fe1BJ

Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes and gifts. It's so sweet to know you're thinking of lil me. And an extra big thank you to Darlin' M for gifting me the leather plant hanger of my dreams and lil treats from my Marigold list! 😘 marigoldgift.com/inaraoneill/...

The view from 34. It's my birthday! I'm officially older then Jesus, and I didn't die even once. Thank you so much to Darlin' J, for the generous espresso machine birthday gift! I'm OBSESSED. I'll think of your sweet thoughtfulness every time I caffeinate <3 😉 🎁 marigoldgift.com/InaraONeill

Going for dinner is GFE. Cuddling is GFE. Remembering Christmas and Valentine's Day is GFE. Feeling good is GFE. Chilling by the pool is GFE. Going to see a film/ opera/ exhibition together, breakfast in bed, picnics in the park, surprising her "just because" ... it's all GFE.