green dude and his purple girlfriend

I had to check out the clip out of curiosity and if I ever get this clinical braindead, just use the cow euthanizer on me, right between the eyes, there would be nothing left in that skull anyway by that point. The most influential man in America BTW.

having a random thought asbout how anti intellectual a lot of 2000s era criticism was like I remember Spoony's FFX review having a thing about how stupid it was that Wakka's team was called Aurochs, saying "what the fuck is an auroch" it's a type of bull their name is the Besaid Bulls

10 year old me seeing Lightning Final Fantasy for the first time

How bad are tariffs going? I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business. UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me. That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

Why is every gaming Youtuber like "Y2K baby who has not enjoyed a video game since 2011"

Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not. “Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.

SBFP on Trial

I'm not a big fan of Jack Dorsey but I have to admit that one of his better ideas was, instead of getting into posting wars with users, he would go off to a yoga castle and eat hallucinogens for two weeks

The friend with no car leaving the function

Holy christ theres nothing left

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

the Capcom PPV shit is so fucking dumb and Capcom themselves literally solved this problem in SF4/SF5. Just make Capcom Cup costume packs and the funds go to the event. Y'all solved this issue like 15 years ago. should not take years for Capcom to make SF6 skins, this shit has gotten dumb as fuck

they literally rewrote bluskys TOS so they wouldn't have to ban people like Signal, it's obvious who they care about.

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

People genuinely do not want to raise their kids anymore.

some people told dave chappelle his jokes weren’t funny and this ego maniac has been having a meltdown over it for ten years

new Digimon game is peak battles can actually be tough, and your entire party of lil guys follows you around

"We would be doing Bloodborne shit to Nintendo fanboys in the streets if an Ocarina port was 70$. We'd being doing that Yharnam shit and throwing them all into a big pile."

the shit nintendo fans were huffing would kill most people

watching some dbz and my subtitles feel a bit off, is this happening for anyone else

C.VIPER MIGHT BE SINGLE, BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL DAY

This is far more embarrassing than anime body pillows.

ign putting out columns about 'hey uh why does every playstation game have exactly the same story' feels extra condemning somehow the dog turning to you and going 'you didn't fucking throw it. fuck you'

Never heard of this dude before, incredible how these types always out themselves as being a completely valueless person.

Pat beefing with a child

this shit's so rough because I clicked on a video and got immediately hit with an AI voice speaking in weird semi-sensical sentences and my first thought was "oh this is an IA channel, fuck this" but then I noticed it was actually just a video in spanish that youtube had decided to translate for me

y'know actually I feel like the reason why the nintendo fandom has kinda fascist vibes is because of how readily they'll jump to classism or racism over being slighted you can say "yeah Nintendo didn't have much presence where I live" and they go "oh are you from one of those inferior countries?"

Nintendo fans when you mention SNK being bigger than Banjo

Putting out a book claiming to be an exhaustive look at snes rpgs including looking at the ideology of developers, and only covering English releases is crazy How can you really grasp a company like Square where we didn't get like half of their games

Payday 3 Celebrates 2nd Anniversary by Canceling Promised Offline Mode www.resetera.com/threads/13...

I'm so good at these

It's gotta feel so good being an alien dragging a screaming scientist into a vent

"Hila is rumoured to sit on fierce Israeli combat skills"

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

american calmed by sight of hamburger

The Ghoul, voiced by Walton Goggins himself, is headed to Appalachia! Burning Springs is the next major map expansion for #Fallout76, arriving in early December, but the Public Test Server starts tomorrow! Get a full rundown on this major update! beth.games/47aKHwf

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

Matt Murdock has always fought for the innocent, both as a lawyer and as Daredevil, protector of Hell's Kitchen. With superhuman senses that compensate for his lack of vision, this Man Without Fear leaps into action without hesitation. #MarvelRivals

if you need a reason to go see this film:

Dodging the question entirely to post this instead:

After spending decades shitting on Banjo Kazooie from afar, I have finally beaten it. I can now confidently say it sucks from close up, as well. Terrible game.

Not necessarily the worst but absolutely hilarious.