The duality of not ranting about work online in case work finds it somehow, yet my p*le is all over the internet.

Think I need to have a conversation with my bf because he sleeps like a demon

Funny story: 13 is the same number of service members who died in the pullout from Afghanistan, for which Biden received brutal bipartisan media coverage for months

I’m gonna c*m

Morning lift 💪 with the bf 🥰

slayyyter kinda evil zara larsson if you think about it

No shade, but is anybody actually vibing with the Charlie rock era? I’ve been trying but it’s not landing

Biting into a yellow bell pepper and posting it on my insta story for attention

Top 10? Probably not in the correct order, but these are my most memorable: Beyoncé Hans Zimmer Janelle Monáe Kali Uchis Cage the Elephant Glass Animals Halestorm Brittany Howard AWOLNATION Imagine Dragons

remember when a soft shell taco was like 70 cents and you could win a free cinnamon twist by dropping a quarter in a bucket of water god damn we used to really have something special

Bf told me he’s never seen John Tucker Must Die so now I’m not letting him sleep until we watch it

I fear touching grass isn’t enough; I need people to start suffering some consequences.

On a unicorn flight (all five flight attendants are gay men)

Heading to NYC today 🥰

SLAM PIG?!?! This is 10/10 Housewives and I cannot stress this enough.

not even slc can match the speed w which #rhori has dropped us the middle of so much personal scandal - and in its first season! it’s incredible, peak housewives that seems like it’s here to stay (also SLAM PIG LMAOOO)

The Academy has banned AI from being eligible for Oscar nominations or wins. • Only roles demonstrably performed by humans with their consent are eligible for nomination or victory. • Screenplays must be human-authored to qualify for nomination or victory.

Pork steak, roasted broccoli and pepper, and sweet potatoes with a honey cinnamon glaze 😋

Another gym pic? Groundbreaking.

notice how it’s manipulate and not womanipulate

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Good morning bloomfies 💋☀️

Praying Emerald re-released along with Ruby/Sapphire 🙏

okay but how could you not believe in aliens? make that make sense

I’ve been single for so long and have talked to so many toxic men in the past that being in a healthy relationship almost feels like imposter syndrome.

If Trump’s barometers are “killed protestors” and “has a nuclear bomb,” boy do I have a surprise for him about the USA.

No one is on FKA Twigs’ level 😭

homophobic family texting you happy easter

Joe Kent has resigned as Director of the U.S. National Counterterrorism Center: “[Iran] posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.”

PSA: if you want to get to know somebody (platonically or romantically), you should always offer your contact information and not request theirs. You should be opening your own door to getting to know the other person, not opening up their door for them.

“How serious are you guys?” Well he just added me to his NYT subscription 💁‍♀️

Survivor 50 tonight

It was a late cuffing szn for me but I’m cuffed 😍🤭

group projects in college

BYE! This season is rigged cause ain’t no way she just won that lip sync 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

LIVID with that drag race elimination… somebody get that queen (who never knows her words) OUT

Cardi B claps back at the Department of Homeland Security: “If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*** them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?”

Trump's approval ratings are low so... they're going to stop reporting his approval rating. Can't make this complict shit up any more.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Gonna be in NYC ✈️ for a long weekend 🥰🤭

Die With A Smile (Salsa Solo Version) on streaming when exactly?????

‘the only thing more powerful than hate is love’

what could be better than this halftime show. it’s fun it’s sexy and it’s pissing off the worst people on earth

got a lil teary at the end there

Bitch get up, it’s Benito Bowl day

This scene right here unfortunately

Every time some professor of something has a paper out about how housing is the one good that violates the most basic principles of microeconomics, it’s not in an economics journal with peer review by economists and you gotta wonder why.