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Adam Rose
1 day ago
A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. π€£ CBS would hate it if you watch here:
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Jaunty Art
about 17 hours ago
When the sky is so clear and blue, itβs always nice to remind people about their constant little buddies
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Flares Brian
about 21 hours ago
There appears to be only one answer to thisβ¦
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Kaffy
about 23 hours ago
Recommend buying something on this brilliant offer! Gailβs work is unique - I donβt know anyone else who has turned Forton Services into art ππ½ I bought the Blackpool artwork for obvious reasons but thereβs something for everyone on here ππ½
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The one from time I get to go way h the cheese rolling and it's 35c FFS Binned it off, way too hot for the dogs. They'd have also caught all the cheese mind...
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Dickwith2dogs
1 day ago
Twat on a hot tin roof or summat.
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Retaliation.
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Some cunts playing U2. Late 80s U2 as if the original crime wasn't enough.
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Fkn hell, ppl camping next doors dog just died. She's absolutely sobbing π For the record the Horrors were nowhere near it.. They're both shit faced. Can't drive till the morning at least.
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how long before my two smell it....
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West Lancs A Ives
1 day ago
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Faaaahkin ell it's busy. Only half set up and into the booze for medicinal reasons. My sanity.
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Away in the camper tomorrow. Bought new beard trimmers. Got one side lovely , quietly confident. Forgot to put the clipper guard back on and shaved the left side bare. Bex is going to tell people she's my carer again...
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Stopped on the way to stock up on jumbones because I knew these two would be out π Not even my customers dogs, they're next door. But they hear me coming and go mad until they get a fuss :)
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Scott Mahon
4 days ago
Iβm truly stumped trying to guess at what they were actually for. Tiny ambulances? π
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I tell American friends the Invacars were what the British riot police used at the football to replace horses.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers
5 days ago
Yet there you are, outside.
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I'm dressed like the tiktok guy that reviews London pubs π
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5 days ago
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Jamie T
6 days ago
Imagine if City have been lying to Pep about the mass financial doping all these years? Just like his doctor (who he still works, with 30 years later) lied to him about his actual doping. Itβs amazing how his career has depended on being lied to about so much by so many peopleβ¦
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Gwladruns
6 days ago
Local police have released a picture of someone wanted in connection with a serious crime. A bunch of half wits have 'enhanced' the picture using AI and have so far added a new face, a wedding ring, a tattoo and totally different clothes, and shared them widely. This is all going to end very badly.
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Full hand strip yesterday at the groomers, doesn't she look sharp as a tack :) This is her hunt mode, tails flat, head and foot up, scanning for the auld enemy.... π° π ππ
6 days ago
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It's always them isn't it. Seriously how fkn creepy is this bloke. Another of Tommehs mates noncing, this time in front of the kids mum!!
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Went down the park to test my new awning out and get ready for camping next week. Air beam thing attached to the van. Love it π First trip out next weekend. We'll kill each other nqat.
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West Lancs A Ives
8 days ago
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Well yeah, that was a little uncomfortable haha Still, I won a mug.
#colonoscopy
8 days ago
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Openly Gay Animals π
8 days ago
Patiently waiting for the ball.. ππ₯Ή
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My appointments at 9:30am I'm still uncontrollably and violently passing what can only now be described as fog. Anyone had a colonoscopy before, when does it fkn stop???
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8 days ago
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Happy Monday
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8 days ago
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra
8 days ago
The IDF. 2026.
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Plenvu one word review: Effective
8 days ago
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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8 days ago
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Hobbesy
8 days ago
Thought it was about time I learnt some proper music.
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So...first lot of bowel prep has been consumed. I'm a ticking bomb.
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Superb this from Iran haha Trumps a fkn idiot.
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9 days ago
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Don't want to be in any club that would have me anyway.
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If he does a Mitsubishi one I'm buying....
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Best one yet haha the dogs are a e ππ
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9 days ago
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Hang on, why's the goose got a parachute...
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Andy Smith
10 days ago
You have to applaud the ref's commitment to his hair island
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Russian infantry doing what they do best. Dying needlessly.
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10 days ago
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Flora Renz
11 days ago
I for one welcome our new confused Robotaxi overlords
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Neil M
11 days ago
Man versus seafood round three. Galician octopus and sea bream πͺπΈ πͺπΈ πͺπΈ
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No idea what's gone on but it was murder trying to get off Anglesey earlier. Got to the bridge and saw why, a woman stood in the road arms folded glaring into traffic. Everyone going round her shouting abuse and she wasn't for budging.
#BridgeKaren
11 days ago
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Walnuts
12 days ago
A weird combination of Ant and Dec
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I hear the Labour party managed to wrangle the headlines from a rival politician that bought a 1.4Β£ million pounds house with bent Russian money. Fkn tiresome.
12 days ago
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You're going to see a HUGE amount of Russian cash and disinformation thrown at Makerfield. Will be interesting to watch....
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CaptKarnstein
12 days ago
Wes Streeting, Angela Raynor, and Andy Burham prepare for Labour leadership fight.
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Back home. God bless the NHS. Got some money's worth out of them today.
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Just been given a spray to numb my nose and throat. It'll taste horrible they said.... Loved it, I'm such a fkn fiend. Anyone got any numbers....
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12 days ago
Amazing work by Wild Hornets STING interceptors!! Over 300 rat fink genocidal drones destroyed! Join the raffle to save lives and help Ukraine!! ( Raffle link in comments)
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Mr Brown
12 days ago
Ps. Check the show launching the latest copy. Genuinely great music and interviews.
www.theboatpod.com?fbclid=PAVER...
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