I see Farage has stumbled upon his next big policy hit with those who’ll be dead before it ever gets implemented… All the being worked to death of China with none of the public services or rising living standards 👏 👏 👏

Just beyond parody at this point

It’s almost like Putin is running our foreign policy.

Just give Bruno Fernandes the Premier League Player of the Season award now

The entire political correspondent set of Britain agrees. I want to see every one of them all account for it, individually

Why is PL winner and academy graduate Jonny Evans taking our two wonder kid CBs under his wing?Shouldn’t he be going in goal and getting them to take FKs against him without a wall for a £1k a pop? Then a bit of go-karting and a Chinese?

First time I've seen this. Class 😎

“The strongest squad in history to win absolutely fuck all ” might be shout, you know. Name me a better 25 man squad that never won anything, not even a league cup.

By the Telegraph’s own “logic”, French citizens, with “genuine grievances”, should be able to find out where these illegals live, set fire to the properties with them inside, and then celebrate the sadism on social media? Oh, and they should be waving little French flags whilst doing so…

I don’t understand. Can’t the nation state posing as the illegal sports washing operation posing as the private owners of the football club just intensely lobby the British government to ensure no consequences are ever suffered? Seems like an easy enough workaround ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Name them shame them

Just seen Bruno is just 1 assist away from 100 assists and 100 goals for United, the only other 2 to do that are Ryan Giggs and Wayne Rooney, decent company!! that is truly immense & can’t be played down given the majority of dross he has played with in his time at the club-geezer is pure class 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

That would make him the main character.

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Oh, Glinner, can’t you go five seconds without humiliating yourself [boinging]

Cunt forgot that United’s attacking players are fucking class and Chelsea’s attacking players are fucking balloon inhaling shite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is the Stockport train not running? Might be time to try buy one, get two free, lads?

Much like the Pharaohs believed freeing the slaves was incompatible with their freedom to hoard gold and build vanity projects… what is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly…

But Bezos had $75 million to spend on Melania’s vanity project.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

🔴🎥 • WHAT A FINISH BY CUNHA!! #MUFC #PL

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

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Benjamin Sesko flies at Old Trafford ✈️ #MUFC

THESE ARE THE SCENES WE ALL LOVE AS UNITED FANS. SO HAPPY FOR SESKO. ❤️🇸🇮

These are the Trump files, aren’t they. It’s looking more and more like Epstein was the junior partner.

🚨🎙️ | Benjamin Sesko on scoring the winning goal against Fulham: "It was unbelievable. Scoring at home, the winner, is unbelievable.. it's a moment I've been DREAMING of." ❤️🇸🇮

the man who is well known to mainline ketamine and offer his semen to couples at parties is here to reassure you he has never partaken in any questionable sexual gatherings

Post-match scenes at Old Trafford 😍

Oh, l love this 😍❤️🤍🖤

What wallpaper! 🥶 #MUFC

There’s something about seeing Marco Silva absolutely fuming. It brings me so much happiness. 😂😂😂

❤️

Yuuuurrrsss Take your dodgy pen & your 9 mins injury time & get it right round you

Mainoo was good again today

We've scored 44 this season, the 2 league leaders have 46 and 47, I don't think we have been this good in attack post SAF....?

Benny Šeško 🙌🏻

By the way, another couple of assists for Bruno Fernandes today. He's now on 12 assists in the league this season. 5 more than the next player.

BIG SESKOOOOOO BRUNO ANOTHER GENIUS ASSIST #mufc

This is the difference with a strong bench, Sesko unlucky not to have a double, excellent winner

SESKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, who killed #Epstein now seems obvious.

“Glazers: 20 years of theft and lies.” 🔰