Hmm, let’s see if we can come up with some housing policies that the landlord class won’t bitch about…

That's Nige (that's Nige) That's what all these dumb fucks say Wearing poppies in November, voting fash in May But I know I'm gonna change that tune When I'm back on top, back on top in June

A racist, a homophobe, a misogynist, a pedophile, and a troglodyte walk into a local council meeting. “Hello, I’m the new Reform councillor” he struggles to say.

Local newspapers like @liverpoolecho.co.uk doing the work, the national press shy away from. Thank you @liverpoolecho.co.uk. In other news Nigel Farage has been invited to a Downing St rally about combating antisemitism, Zack Polanski has not been invited. Make of that what you will!

Decend (n): a ten-pronged bell-end.

I love it when they do nationwide recalls of cybertrucks and it only affects like 125 vehicles total because that’s all that sold

pure, uncut, liquid Sir Keir to write an article about "breaking with the status quo once and for all" on Friday, then announcing new roles for Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown on Saturday

City playing like they've had some kind of extra "boost".

Reds, in the hunt for Bruno’s record, don’t forget:

Over to the recruitment team.

In a pub toilet in Belfast and a guy just dried his hands by shadow boxing.

Not one of the billions of working people on this planet benefits from having to subsidise Jeff Bezos working his warehouse workers to death, using the billions made in stolen wages to monopolise literally everything, and then extract rent from it… Yet here we are… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

We need three Bruno assists in the next two games, reds. Without Sesko… 😩 😩 😩 Time to unleash Lacey against Forest? And Big Hank in the 9 against Brighton?

Sunderland had 2.05xG on target today, which means Lammens basically saved 2 certain goals over the course of the game. I'm just so impressed with him coming from a lesser league to the Prem as a 23 year old keeper and dominating the way he is. Signing of the season for us, arguably in the Prem too.

Cos he’s absolutely fucking bobbins 😆 😆 😆

You absolutely cannot earn a billion dollars. You extort, steal, exploit a billion dollars.

it's actually not possible to earn a billion dollars, because of what the word earn means. you can steal a billion dollars, or take a smaller amount of money and turn it into a billion dollars without earning it, or make a billion dollars by fucking over your employees, but you can't earn it.

You can't "earn" a billion dollars and none of their examples did. Michael Jordan earned $93m playing basketball. He's worth $3.5b today because of our meticulously-engineered legal, economic, and tax structures that prioritize accumulated capital and property over everything else.

“Neither right or left” is a euphemism for “you get fascism”.

Iran is at it again. This time they added the Tesla logo. 😂

Disappointing to hear the lads on the Athletic podcast promoting the sale of these shirts & implying it contributes to transfer budgets. "Make hay while the sun shines". Fleece the fans for all they're worth while the mood is good basically. And then defending the Betway deal. Really poor tbh.

English electorate: We watched Farage fuck the UK with his Brexshit in 2016, so we’re going vote for him in 2026 to totally ReFUK the UK.

LET ME BUY ELECTRIC CARS FROM CHINA!!! THE FREE MARKET!!!!!!

That’s because the cunt would end up in a fucking broom cupboard. Just get directly in the bin, you grayscale MI5 replicant. 🗑️

Trumpy see, Trumpy do

What does Reform actually want? To lower the Minimum Wage. Get rid of the NHS and replace with US Health Insurance. Cut Benefits by at least 30%, which will have to be all of them, including State Pension, Child Benefit and Tax Credit. And much more, and it's all terrible.

Oh captain, my captain.

Who would’ve thought a “Labour” government doing absolutely nothing would leave the door open for the fash… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Starmer #Reeves #Farage #Reform #Labour

10 years of Brexit. Not one thing has improved. Thousands have got worse. Millions who voted to shit the bed have since died without ever having to lie in it. Millions who couldn’t vote have now come of age in the shit. The solution? Vote for the bedshitters again!! Charlie Brown ass country, smdh…

Matching hoods should go over the Supreme Court and Congress too. The FBI building, State Department, IRS, Treasury, …

The golden age of corruption.

👀 Valverde and Tchouameni beefing 👀

Saw a video of Nigel Farage voting earlier on. He took out a burgundy EU passport as his ID. CUNT!

The 115 charges have basically shown some owners are untouchable if the money’s big enough. We’ll condemn certain countries instantly, but when Gulf money’s involved everyone suddenly stays quiet because nobody wants to lose the investment. Corrupt and shameful tbh.

Can't wait to see how Labour's strategy of showing open contempt for the people who voted for them while desperately sucking up to people who'll never vote for them in a million years works out.

Dave Brailsford leaves Manchester United.

Far right politicians and journalists: They live abroad. Their money comes from overseas. But let’s pretend #Reform are great British patriots with our country at heart. That they care about #Clacton and #Skegness and #Sunderland and #Doncaster while living it up in their overseas villas! 🙄

My guy. That’s a proper rockstar. Not grubby little Tory sellouts like the Stones or that barnacle Noel.

Remember when The Athletic ran a poll with agents saying that Benjamin Sesko was the worst signing of the summer? That aged badly.. 🫣🇸🇮