Guess who…

Argentina are the Slytherin of footballing nations. Just jam-packed full of unlikeability.

The cynic in me thought the hydration breaks were just so America’s billionaire class could advertise more of their shite. But, maybe it’s not safe for ordinary Americans to go more than 25 minutes without a hotdog or some cheesy nachos?

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Missi

Listen, all of you calling Starmer an “empty suit” are being really offensive to his MI5 and Israeli handlers right now… 😡 😡 😡

If Elon Musk wants abundance for everyone, why is he hoarding everyone's wealth?

Bills up. Wages too low. Record profits for Oil & Gas. 50 richest families with more wealth than 50% of population. Shit in our rivers. Pensioners jailed for protesting. Migrants thrown under the bus. Supporting a Genocide. That's Starmer's legacy.

Americans still insisting to me that attack helicopters are a normal & fine way to mark the start of a football match. The fact that this has been so normalised that people cannot see how weird it is is part of the problem. Healthy democracies don‘t mark the start of a kickabout with gunships.

Imagine - a World Cup, but without the FIFA. This should be the goal.

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They are just Saying Shit to keep the grift going as long as possible and have been doing so for awhile. It'll make jobs. It'll cut jobs. It'll write Hollywood blockbusters. It'll fuck you. It's your dead mom. It's your professor. It's your accountant. It's your therapist. Just keep paying, OK?

Should they be using up the City’s bleach reserves like that? What if there’s another COVID outbreak? There’s already a shortage of horse pills because Joe Rogan’s bought them all for his HGH-induced hypogonadism…

Message to Thomas Tuchel:

Fair dos, Maguire doesn’t score that…

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Konsa, is it?

‘Why aren’t your lot stopping the boats, pal’

I've not heard the crowd boo the hydration break before. Let's have more of that and louder.

Harry Maguire scores that header too, but then he’d have done a cool knee slide after. And you all know it.

Tom Heaton saves that. You all know it.

John Stones, is it?

John Stones. Lol.

We remember what Elon Musk's daughter said about him. Very relevant.

Anderson’s useless, man. Get Kobbie on.

Portugal players trying to force Ronaldo to score. #PORDRC

Booing the Croatian anthem. I fucking hate England fans. Embarrassing us on every stage.

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Maguire scores that pen. You all know it.

Lmaoo 😭😭

O'Reilly / Konsa / Stones / James is a defence fit to win any Carabao Cup.

Apparently Stones is a better choice than Maguire

No way Hank Maguire gets pinned back like that in the first minute. Disgusting.

It's quite simply insane that a 41 year old is starting for a team with ambitions of winning the whole thing. Then consider that he plays in a league which is assessed as being the equivalent of League One. Absolutely bonkers. Imagine if an England manager picked a League One player! 😂

These hydration breaks have made it a game of four quarters… all so the fucking Yanks can get more adverts in. What’s next, Time Outs? 🤢 🤢 🤢 Fucking Qatar wasn’t this farcical. And fucking Russia wasn’t this racist or dictatorial. MAGA clowns 🤡 🤡

Revealed: Roy Keane’s message to all United players at the World Cup…

SpaceX having a market cap between Amazon's and Microsoft's is so funny to me. The stock market is totally real and definitely not functionally indistinguishable from a Ponzi scheme

Iran v. New Zealand ended around 8pm in Los Angeles. At 10:07pm, Iran players were on a bus bound for the airport, where they'd fly back to Tijuana. World Cup organizers wouldn't let them stay and recover. This is completely unacceptable. FIFA should not be a political wing of the US Government.

the office couldn't be made today because it would be eight episodes for some streaming service that would schedule the second season for three years later and then cancel it for no good reason

Parasite. Cartoon for Dutch newspaper @trouw.nl. #wealth #rich #money #greed

Behold! The ravages of HGH!!

Do you support research into nuclear power? - Yes, why not? Do you support it under capitalism? - Lol, no, are you mad? Do you support research into AI? - Yes, why not? Under corporate capitalism? - BIG nope. Its not the tech, its the profit motive & ownership that are the problem

The 50 richest families own more wealth than 34 million people. A handful have everything. Millions are struggling. End Rip Off Britain. Wealth tax. Now.

Nigel Farage is leader of the NF.

China is making $6,000 electric cars and 5 minute charging stations. Meanwhile here we have, let's see... the 4th Reich brought to you by Monster Energy drinks.