The only thing Ratcliffe deserves is a Cantona kick off the club. Should be a rule against billionaires talking imo.

A statement from Rainbow Devils concerning Sir Jim Ratcliffe's comments today.

Wtf

Lol Chelsea fumbles the lead xD

This game is less fun more anxiety inducing

Highlighting that USA is a part of America not it's entirety exclusive of the 35 nations and 23 occupied territories in it, is the best centring of inclusive politics in a performance. Bad Bunny is the goodest boy ever. ♥️🫡

Marxism has always involved an element of what is easily dismissed as conspiracy theory in the belief that capital consciously evolves and organises to maintain its control and primacy. I doubt Marx was thinking they'd publish literal evil billionaire emails about controlling the world though jfc

Rayan Cherki just scored the greatest, stupidest goal I've ever seen in football

Man don't disallow the goal. Both were pulling each other wtf. We need stupid goals too.

Mad clown game. Fun to watch tho 🤣🤣

Wtf LMAOO

Wtf is happening lol

Penalty 🤣

Lol 1-1 xD

Banger of a goal by Szoboszlai.

So basically the universe telling me to stfu and go to work. 🥲

Imagine if even our hate watches are successful too. Sunderland and wolves both win. I'll take a leave on Monday to calm down xD

It's sad Amorim was so rigid he couldn't find a way to play Mainoo. That boy is raw talent. The way he manages, distributes the ball. High IQ player.

Carrick could’ve saved the Titanic. He could’ve saved the dinosaurs. He could’ve saved the dodo birds

Clean fucking sheet. 4 wins in a row. Give him the job at this point. Micheal Carrick take a bow. And thank you. 🫡

Just give Bruno Fernandes the Premier League Player of the Season award now

My captain. ♥️😭😭

It was inevitable. Mbeumo ♥️

Nasty, nasty tackle.

Lol I would have given two reds by now. This team is unbelievably shit. Win it United🤞🏽

Cunha is such a live wire ⚡️

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... I really appreciate this from Pep. It's not the first time he's said something like this, either.

Are all Mondays going to start on a high from now on?

The excerpts from the Epstein file is frying my brain. It's like it is unable to process such evil depravity. Rape, pedophilia, murder, cannibalism? Used to think of it all as conspiracy theory. The ones who run this world are killing and eating babies wtf. Feel like throwing up ngl.

United have shown once again why they’re one of the biggest club in the world. The magic and passion that it brings out is unmatched. I love this club

It’s gonna happen. Carrick got me dreaming

Going to scream in the corner. This is overstimulating. ONE GAME WITHOUT THIS MADNESS IS ALL I ASK. It's like we're on a rollercoaster and can't/ don't wanna get off. 3 wins.♥️

THIS BLOODY TEAM 😂😂💀 SESKO you BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL MAN. 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

Let's FUCKING go . GET IN 😂😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶

What a fucking goal. Too.

Fuck no.

Oh god please halftime record officially on the line🤐

Wtf how's that a penalty!?!?!??

Lammens in another life you were an inhaler. The way you make me breathe easy😭

Oh man Sesko. So unlucky

Please no.

Lmao let these men cook. 😂😂 We've been staaarved 😂🎉 Up the Reds. ♥️

Taking a moment to appreciate the simplicity of Carrickball. The team is having fun playing football. And it shows. They look solid. 🤞🏽

Bruno literally serves the kick on a platter. He is that guy.

CAS you beauty😂😂🔥🔥

Finally. Imo even the last one was a penalty. They literally pulled back Mbeumo.

Harry Maguire.

Alcaraz youngest career slam winner at 22 years and 258 days. My boy is winning it all ☺️🎉

Lesssgo Alcaraz 🎉