Think I'm truly done with Slipknot after this latest dick move. Selling out to private equity. They've truly become what they were supposed to despise. Metallica are sellouts? Slipknot definitely are. And I can guarantee it's Corey and Clown getting the majority of the funds. Lame.

Seen that non league team banning micro shin pads after a player broke his leg. Always amazes me how people prioritise looking cool over safety. Same thing with neck protection in ice hockey. I wouldn't have felt good playing football with tiny shin pads. Rather have intact shins tbh.

Now I've had an alleged 14 year old kid try to offer me 2 guitars and a practice amp in exchange for my Les Paul. He's begging. To be fair, one guitar is very nice, a Charvel Pro Mod DK24 with a quilt maple top. The other is a Schecter Omen, decent beginners guitar. The amp is a tiny Fender Mustang.

Ironically those polar bears will be gone soon due to mass usage of AI for shite adverts causing incredible damage to the environment.

I'm always amazed at the time they give to sell tickets for certain stand-up comedians. Like Romesh Ranganathan goes on sale soon. When are the gigs? April 2027! 18 months away! Is he really that big that they anticipate selling out that far in advance?

And somehow he's 2 inches taller, despite what this image might show. 😏

2 messages in a day wanting to do trades for my Les Paul. I don't want to trade, I just want cash!

No, you see, Steve, when you're a multimillionaire, you actually can say no to things. You're not worrying about paying the bills. You're just a greedy cunt with no principles. But we knew that already with the Saudi shite he's done.

Jesus, trigger warning, please!

There's no way his Pennywise looking arse is getting any action minus the fame and money from tennis, let's be real.

Veron, man. I loved him.

All I think when I see you've put Christmas lights and shite up in November is that you need to get a fucking life, quick.

United flogging training ground tours now. £100. Nearly all gone already. I nearly fell for it. Nearly.

So, Joshua is confirming he's retired from serious boxing? What a joke he's turned into.

In what world is this true? And in what world is this ridiculous statement being made by a Labour MP? Of migrant extraction?

The new Anna von Hausswolff album is absolutely fantastic. Takes her time between albums, but it's worth it.

I've tried 52 gauge strings before. The guy who sold me my new guitar put new 52s on before he sold it. D'addario XL. I'm an Ernie Ball guy. Come to the conclusion I ain't a 52 gauge fan. Definitely prefer Ernie Balls. Hetfield uses a unique set with a 50 low e string. I think 48 is my limit.

Over to you, Download. You want this dickhead headlining?

Ireland win and primadonna sent off. Delicious.

My Metallica signature guitar collection. So far.

It's here and it's beautiful...

Fallout series 2 looks gooood. They've nailed so much from the games. Even more so from the series 2 trailer. Hinting at Super Mutant friends and Deathclaws. Oh, yes.

Mum's new wonder drug for blood thinning means she doesn't have to get her clotting time tested every few weeks anymore. Must be 15 years or more she's been doing that, ever since her clot that damaged her leg all those years ago. Less nasty side effects too, apparently. A rare win for mum.

Pissing myself being reminded of all of those memes that came about after Call of Duty was released a few years back 😂

Reminded of the brilliance of Soundgarden and Chris Cornell by my Google memories. At the Apollo in Manchester. I'd got back off a great holiday to Seville the same day. In light of what happened later I feel extra lucky I got to see them. Never thought they'd re-form either.

Great result for United ladies.

Another terrific goal from United Women. Park absolutely integral. Some player.

Big difference with the men for me is what just happened. Player trying to dribble past a few PSG players in a dangerous position, loses it and they get a goal. Male players generally know better than to do that.

Cracking goal from Malard.

Earps is hilarious. Always posing, pulling faces, pacing with a swagger. Lives like the camera is always on her. That constipated look must be her 'manifesting' a PSG win.

Theme has been decided for my mate's 40th. Sports or science related. I'm thinking Oppenheimer. Still not happy about it tho.

One criticism I'd have of 'IT: Welcome To Derry' is the overreliance on ropey CGI. Used in places unnecessarily and the quality ain't up to snuff too often.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

Reminds me of the good old days...

I finished it ages ago. Didn't have too many issues, maybe one thing that stalled me before they patched it.

Buyer of my amp messaged today. Says he's 'Got it working' but then complains that it's randomly changing channels and the buttons are sticking on the amp. Give me fucking strength. You wait more than a week to message and you have more issues? 3 years of nothing for me and now it's playing up?

28?

Had my HelloFresh box left on the doorstep again today. And again they've given me a £10 credit as an apology. But how are they going to ensure it doesn't just keep happening? To not even try to hide it, just leave it out in the open, is outrageous.