Fucking hell!

Get those Homer gifs out! Mbeumoooooooo!!!

Matchday morning! UTFR!

When Vinted THINKS it knows what you want. Good luck selling that, mate 😂

Casemiro!!! A player revived!

UTFR!!!

Oh yes, he’s back (and sporting the old Jack Grealish look!) 😂 I doubt he’ll get any minutes tomorrow, but a big positive to soon have him back in the team.

The others, they’re starting to get it…

Anyone seen our goal difference?

Just catching up with post-match analysis. Casemiro’s goal was an own goal, no? Shot definitely looked like it was going wide to me.

Back-to-back-to-back wins today. Let’s go!

Scare the scousers pmsl 🤣 #MUFC

No he fukn isn’t.

From the last 6 games only City and Arsenal (13) have scored more points than us (12).

I hope I never stop singing his praises! He has a great game.

That’s it, we’re winning the league! ❤️🤍🖤

I wish I still had twitter so I could see the absolute meltdown that is inevitably going on there (and to troll the scousers a little, as well 🫢) 😂😂😂

Yeeeeessss! Absolutely fukn yeeeeessss!!! Get in, boys! #AmorimIn

Lmao! Wft just happened? I go pee and we’re 1-0 up?! 🤣

Cunha starting once again is music to my ears. Guy is world class.

Every one of those “potential buyers” are just 🤮 Even the AI Sheikh.

Agree with SJR and his plans to keep Ruben for 3 years. “One year to understand the team, a year to fix it, and then in the third year you should start succeeding.”

I’m just watching the highlights again and Traoré correctly got a yellow for simulation. So, shouldn’t Hume have got yellow carded after the Šeško non-penalty indicat incident for going down clutching his face? Am I missing something?

To those who are watching, who’s your man of the match? I’ve never heard Mount’s name said so many times in a game, but did he leave too early in the game to get the award? Hard to tell just from listening who should be awarded it though.

I’m listening to the match, but it sounds like yet another keeper is having a world class performance against us. 🙄

When you’re marking your man but hear the canteen are doing apple crumble

Disagree. I see more direction under Amorim than under EtH. I see improvement this season on last season. I see Amorim clearing out players with shitty attitudes. And next go the below-par players. No one is talking about F1. EtH didn’t play Ajax way - he adapted to the options at his disposal 👀

Let’s ask ourselves, has Amorim been given enough time?

United set to sign defensive midfielder, Cristian Orozco next summer when he turns 18. I used to watch a lot of Colombian football when I lived out there, but don’t know much about him. One of my in-laws knows about him though:

Given that Case is out, does that mean Kobbie will start on Saturday vs Brentford?

🎵 Who’s that twat from Argentina? Who’s that money-grabbing by whore? Alejandro is his name, and he hasn’t got a brain, and he won’t be winning trophies anymore! 🎵 👀

I know Shaw doesn’t have many fans on here, but I particularly enjoyed the beef he had yesterday with that scummy little shitbag, Enzo.

“United fan spots Solskjær on plane heading for Manchester as rumours fly around Amorim’s potential exit.” This journalism malarkey is too easy.

This video popped up on my instagram. Despite how annoying this kind of a person is, Yoro showed he’s a very cool guy. He wasn’t big-headed, he was polite when asked these invasive questions; I’m proud to have a character like him on our team.

I didn’t think WhatsApp’s AI would have such an issue with my question… But I definitely broke it.

Has that little runt even said a thank you or anything to the United fans since signing for Chelsea?

Martinez in an absolute twat, but he’s got the talent to match the ego and he definitely has the personality to fill Utd’s no.1 shirt. I can’t stand him right now, but I can see myself falling in love with him if he’s out there winning games for us and winding up opposition left, right, and centre

LMAO! Ruben talks about the Utd players like I do about my kids 😂😂😂

Garna is off then. I tell you, if he was pissed off competing with hardly anyone at United and playing often, then he’s going to be bitching like a child when he sees the size of squad at Chelsea and that he’s going to be up against the likes of Gittens for a place. Good luck to him 👀

On the bright side, that was a sweetly-taken goal by Mbeumo.

Conspiracy theory: Onana is TRYING to get himself sold

Amorim: “I believe a lot in Kobbie, more than everyone thinks” That should shut them up but it probably won’t 🥱

Good matchday morning everyone! Since there seems to be an above average level of bickering on here, an important reminder. #GlazersOut

11th Commandment: "Thou shall not engage with any Mark Goldbridge related content"

Our women’s last game of preseason? Don’t mind if I do!

I know it’s only the middle of the week, but I’m so excited for Sunday’s game. Just got a good feeling about this squad and I can’t wait to watch them again.

Now that we’ve got 2 world class players on our team, does anyone else think any of the other boys are going to develop into world class players? Mainoo? Yoro? Amad? Šeško?

Might as well put a traffic cone in our goal.

First time we've had 20+ shots in a league game since 2011...