Carricks the man. Can't really argue with it and I'm very interested to see how he does with better players brought in this summer 🤞 I will though be fuming if Luis Enrique leaves PSG and ends up at a premier league team or one abroad

Thank fuck for that. I'm glad Liverpool didn't play their £100m Wirtz, I've heard he's meant to be really good

Hope Sir Alex is ok 🤞

Can't wait to be in champions league next season. We should be dealing with either of these easy

All about the result. Typical making it hard for ourselves but don't care. 3 points. Champions league 🤞

This ref is giving us nothing. Every week we are being fucked over

Played some fantastic football there and also some worrying stuff but all about getting the 3 points. Seskos finish was so cool.

Don't care what's been said, Casemiro has been one of our best signings in recent years. What a man

I have a bad feeling about tonight that I just can't shake

What bastard is leaking the team yet again

Reminder we won the double double, the treble, the league and ucl double all without 115 charges and the gdp of a human rights abusing state.

Trump claiming to secure the Strait of Hormuz while the White House can’t even secure a hotel in Washington DC.

Every time I see an English or Union jack flag flying now I immediately think whoever is flying that is a racist. 99.9% of the time they are as well

Igor Tudor, disaster for spurs Liam Rosenior, disaster for Chelsea Time Michael Carrick was given his flowers, what a phenomenal job he's done when you think what could have happened

We now live in a world were brushing someone's hair accidentally is deemed more violent than throwing your head into someone's face on purpose. Really going off football

Heaven looked nervy 1st half but was much improved 2nd half. Might go above Yoro in pecking order after that

Biggest win of the season that. Surely not even us can fuck this up now ...

All is right with the footballing world this evening

Love Carrick dearly, it's been mostly great since he took over but I think last few games maybe have shown he's not quite the man to have it long term. Baffling he didn't change anything at half time last night after one of the worst halves of football we've seen.

Very sensible move and I'm happy. Paul Scholes will be seething after his comments over the weekend

Imagine the celebrations around the world when Trump dies. It's going to be like when the Death Star blew up. Genuinely can't wait, he's pure evil

If the referee wasn't corrupt last night and against Burnley earlier in the season I'd say champions league qualification was nailed on after today's results. A real shame

1 point gained last night as it stands Dat boy Welbz

Ah nothing like waking up on a Saturday fuming about football is there 🤦

Well,well,well...

Yes Carrick Our Manager

Yea Bruno, fucking tell them

Genuinely robbed there. I want Carrick to go nuclear at the ref

If that's a pen then so is Amads. This is genuine corruption

Oh just give them the 3 points now, clearly the ref wants it

Zero replays or discussion from Sky about the stone wall penalty. Refs and sky all in on it

SIR HARENCE MAGUIRE ESQ

That was a blatant penalty

Not sure this hitting it long to our 5ft striker is the one lads...

Can't wait until we have proper decent fullbacks again. Dalot and Shaw should have given years ago

The sooner we sell Bruno Fernandes the better. Nothing but trouble that lad

I Fucking Love Him

SEXY FUCKING BRUNO ♥️♥️♥️

Another weekend of disregarding rules. Blocks lamemens view Didn't even check in Mings handled it

Feel a bit for Sesko there, think there are a couple of players that could have been dropped ahead of him. Good option off the bench mind

If there was ever something to measure how bad Amorim was for us then it's the fact we lost to this Tottenham team in Europa final. Should have been sacked on the spot

I miss the days he never spoke. Utter arsehole of a man

This is where we will see what Carrick is made from, how he responds to a defeat, how he picks players up. Horrible to lose to such a horrible little club but we are still in a good position...

Small time, unrelevant football club are Newcastle

You bring on Ugarte this ALWAYS happens, every fucking time

Ugarte? Does carrick have a death wish?

As long as we keep to 11 players we are winning this

Finally Dalot dropped