Bought a new car today and it’s taken my almost 17 year old Niece just 5 minutes to decide I’m teaching her to drive. What could go wrong. God help me 🥴

Yeah I’m still in a stinky mood 😂😂

Last year, Cuhna signed early, Mbeumo 3-4 weeks to sort, Sesko and Lemmans done within a week….all starting 11. But because we’ve only signed one player so far with 2 months to go people are losing their minds saying the club are useless……yeah ok mate maybe have a day off.

Phew. Glad I didn’t book Monday off for no reason 🥴 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

God he’s good 😂

HARRYYYY

They’re playing country roads 🥺🇾🇪😭

Stressed 😂

This is shocking 😂😂😂😐

Idiots 🤦‍♀️

Why do Americans use English food as an insult to English people? I’ve been told to shut up and eat my beans on toast 😂 Don’t threaten me with a good time!

It is indeed one of those days. Mainly because my attitude stinks 🙈

20 minutes into month end and I’m wound up. It’s going to be one of those days isn’t it

Amadddddd 💫

Totally forgot Baleba exists.. wonder if we revisit 👀

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M Fernandes to Spurs it is then. I wonder who we’ll end up with

The voice of reason has finally spoken. People can stop crying that Spurs have stolen our midfield target 😅

Do do do do Casemirooo

Few United shirts in that Brazil crowd 😍🇾🇪

Things you do for family members 😭🤢

Did Rooney just link Joao Neves to United or was I hearing things?? 🥴

What a shit show 🫠

Can’t remember the last time England actually entertained us 🥴

Cheeky lil Blackpool trip with the Niece. Already seen a drunk woman bundled into a police car half an hour into being here, what’s next? 😭😂 🍻

Here is a Horse sat like a dog in the field outside my house. You’re welcome 😂 🐴

7am thunderstorm and a cool breeze FINALLY 😩

So according to Andy Mitten Tchouameni is happy at RM but would want to play for United if RM decide to sell…

Boo hydration break. Immediately start dancing to the hydration break music 🤦‍♀️ 😂

Amad O’clock 🇾🇪 🤩

It is really baffling to me that good players still want to join Spurs. It’s not even the fact they’ve finished 17th for the last two seasons, it’s the injury problem they’ve had for at least 2 seasons and the v slow recovery time. Why would you want that for yourself? 🥴

Cunhaaa 🏄‍♂️

Oh dear 🤭

Working from home is not the thing you want to be doing when it’s this hot in the UK. Gimme an overly air conditioned office RIGHT NOW 😩

My friends go on holiday abroad to Greece and don’t leave the street they’re staying on. Pool/sunbathe-evening meal and drinks on the strip. Each to their own and everything but is there any point to that? May as well just nip over to Spain or France if it’s just for the sun element? 🤣

Oh my god this is an awful watch 🥴

Djed Spence refused to shake Parteys hand apparently 👏

These referees are so cringe 🥴

Did not expect that 😂

Love it when they boo a hydration break they do actually need. Like NO! You will dehydrate and struggle, get back on that pitch! 🤣🤣

How are people functioning in the real world after watching every game 🥴

We know Messi is the 🐐 but I’d really like some commentary about the game as a whole please thank you 🥴

Whoever that is blasting music in Downing Street needs to get a job 🥴

Well it looks like another PM is about to resign. This is why I don’t vote, in this country people are never happy, always wanting something they’ll never get because you can’t please the whole population. Boringggg🥱

Turns out I’m terrible at World Cup score predictions. 13/19th in the work league. Bloody part retired 70-something year old Carol is top 🤣

Bloody hell, the ending of that Casemiro video got me 😭😭🥹

😍

No way Ally McCoist doesn’t know why Hakimi is being booed? 🤦‍♀️

Uh-ohhh Scotland 🥴

American national anthem sounds so much better without a singer butchering it like they usually do 🥴