Look at them Subbuteo nets 😂

Ha! Didn’t even know England had a game 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dutton ranch starting simmer now! Rip doing his thang’ and Beth being a power bitch! Im here for it 👍🏻

Uniteds last 5 signings have all been starting 11 players that got us back in the CL. With one of them being voted signing of the season! But people will have you believe the board and INEOS haven’t got a clue. Maybe wait till the window shuts before you start with your negativity 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sesko wasn’t quite getting it till Cuhna came along to show him how its done

When does next season start? Mid August? So thats a good 10 or so weeks away but the sheer negativity about Uniteds transfer window is ridiculous!!!! You know something United dont? 🔮 It’s barely been open five minutes lads FFS! We’ve already signed one player already 🤷🏻‍♂️

If Anderson doesn’t want to come then get over it. Personally I’m glad. Been down the overhyped player road before. Next!

A night of the new series of Clarksons farm! 🚜

This post has been worded brilliantly 😂😂😂

So Ederson has signed…..but all the manager/coach/experts don’t like it. Im so glad you’re not in charge then!

New VAR rules for the World Cup checking wrongful corners, wrongful yellow cards, 5 second throw ins/goal kicks, instant foul for attackers blocking defenders……so basically games are gonna be running at 110+ minutes now are they? These rules will last a month tops!

Loved Soccer aid over the years. Ex players with the odd ‘celebrity’ but the last few times…….🙄 absolute nobodies. All for a good cause tho 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Are Arsenal fans really claiming they were ‘unlucky’ and ‘deserved more’ last night? Have a look…..

Kinell lads…..its not hard to win a league and European double 🤷🏻‍♂️

Football admins are savages 😂😂😂

Tremendous observation 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gabriels penalty just landed in me garden 👍🏻

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Football won today. Anti football in the bin!

Tragic final this. Typical Arse boring the life outta football.

Seen a lot of ‘should’ve got Ireola when he was available’. Let’s have it right, with him quitting Bournemouth so soon he was never available. Loserpool had already spoke to him…they were always sacking Slot. He won’t last long!

Swansea….you’d think it was the south of France!

English hype avoided then 👌🏻

Exactly! Don’t entertain it, leave it alone, ignore it and just move along.

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What must Rashford be thinking now? Bridge’s burnt, Complete limbo….supposed to be in his prime. Surely only Saudi for him now.

So Barca in for Gordon. Guess they’ve seen enough of Rashford to end his loan.

The last two paragraphs…..maybe Atalanta are a selling club and probably WILL find a cheaper replacement. Anything to put a negative spin on a United target…..sound like our ‘fans’.

So Ederson looks done but as usual it’s pure negativity.

Had this shirt 3 years and have never wore it. Tags off today take it for a spin!

Is Gerrard overtly critical of Liverpool? Does Henry refuse to shut up about Arsenal? Is John Terry all over social media slating Chelsea? Why are ex-United players lining up to torch the club that made them? So starved of attention, they’re dragging players out on social media, for hits. Scabs.

Let it end 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Feel for Salford but it was absolutely glorious to Mr Nevilles slapped arse yesterday!

In Mick McCartheys voice…’Roy Keane is a cunt’.

Its hot…..for a week! Be raining in no time. Imagine being a frigging Dinosaur 200 million years ago in 50+ degrees!!! What caused global warming then? Definitely wasn’t us 🤷🏻‍♂️ Extreme heat extreme cold, planet Earth does want it wants it’s nothing to do with us!

Pure filth! Happy for Mbeumo had a wretched time recently but finished the season stronger 💪🏻 Roll on next season 😁

And fair play to Sunderland. First season back in the PL and finish with European football 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

So, we end the season with a quality performance and we finish only 7 points behind the so called ‘best ever’ and a full 11 points clear of last years champions. Now imagine if Carrick would’ve been in from the start 🤔 Don’t kid ourselves tho hey Carragher…..Dick.

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This football is disgusting!!!!

And thats why he is and always will be a better more deserving player than Declan ‘ive got shocking haircut thats doesn’t suit me’ Rice. Suck It fatty Piers

Have they took Brunos assist away?!?!?!

BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO!!!!!

Last match day of the season reds! It means nothing and we might see some youngsters get a chance, sooooo…..try and enjoy it regardless of the result 👍🏻

Our last signings been, Lammens, Mbeumo, Cunha, Sesko, Heavens and Dorgu. I'm not worried about this summer, we'll get it right.

Look up ‘truth’ in the dictionary and this post will be there.

So Peps getting a statue…..right next to the Lance Armstrong Statue i hope.

Why anyone would wish him well is beyond me! Hes a dick FULL STOP! You’d be fuck all if it wasn’t for United putting faith in you and Van Gaal giving you a last minute chance! Bell end!

Why are people adamant new signings should be from the Premier league? Lammens? Sesko? Go back further, Dorgu? Why all of a sudden is Ederson a risk?

So Maguire not going to the World Cup. Gutted for him but happy he’s putting his feet up this summer.

Seasons not even finished yet and people are whinging about who we will/will not sign. Have a day off.