She can say what she likes cuz she ain't getting in

Yes okay, but nobody cares about the war between Georbia and Ramonia.

Now, this is one thing I believe Potus does regularly, with all three! 🤣🤣

Show us the last 4 albums you listened to #last4albums

Fed an alpaca, several goats and a donkey from my hand earlier today and it was great.

The world has gone a bit mad.

Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is definitely happening later this week.

Omg, first Dweezil Fessefelcher quit the Tories after 75 years, now this...

Interesting thread. A surprising fact in the NYT article to people living in the UK is that Portland, ORE., a city with a population of 635,000, only has 12 city councillors.

My cat's sitting in the bath... Am not going to ask

Saw "A Complete Unknown" today for the first time, at last. I had got on a train to see it at The Depot in Lewes when it came out only to find it was sold out after I got there ... like an idiot.

So we've reached the point where he thinks he can just make laws up by decree on social media and direct federal agencies to enforce them, less than a year in.

It's all getting a bit Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos-y.

Just tried Dr Pepper for the first time in almost half a century. Still tastes like shite.

#Howl-A-Ween #MusicChallenge 4. Death. Pixies - Ed Is Dead

I spent a lot of time in Brittany in the 80s and remember that view well.

Interesting

Reform UK’s Nigel Farage with the Russian Ambassador (that he denied meeting), and with Oleg Voloshyn's wife Nadia Borodi, Voloshyn bribed Nathan Gill. Farage is still silent. It’s deafening. #ReformRussianBribes

Just heard Chris Philp on BBC’s Today programme explaining why the Tories want to leave the ECHR. He claimed ECHR isn’t mentioned in Belfast Agreement - which is simply untrue. The UK govt agreed to incorporate it into NI law & give direct access to the courts (Strand 3). Why no BBC fact-check?

I am so un-fucking surprised...

This Trump is dead thing...tell me more...

And in the news today

INSIDE THE CHURCH OF NIGEL FARAGEOLOGY INSIDE THE CHURCH OF NIGEL FARAGEOLOGY John Sweeney, award-winning investigative reporter and our Reform UK correspondent, previews his new series reporting on every county council controlled by the party www.thenerve.news/p/john-sween...

Wanker

Does "Mummy, You're A Wreck" by the Very Things count? * It's Mummy, not "mommy" ... wankers.

Glass Onion

This story is now big news all over the world... except in the UK.

#FallFriday Carrier Bag Man

Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.

Richard Tice Isn't nice

#DavidsMonthOfMusic Day 2. 2 word title and the first word is "The" The Subject - Echo & the Bunnymen youtu.be/4tI3Rs2m2ag?...

Morgan McSweeney With his brain so teeny

I'm quite surprised he doesn't have a name already * or she

The worst thing about Farage (apart from his racism and his breath) is the fact that he's not a political intellectual. His grasp of economics is so poor he could potentially ruin the economy and make Liz Truss seem like a Ken Clarke or Alastair Darling.

Just bought a 10 year old Golf that is ULEZ compliant and costs £20 a year to tax. This should be the norm in all towns and cities. More clean air pls.

How weird that this should have disappeared from the Telegraph archive...

Cunk on Earth interviews tonight were fucking hilarious

I think I'd pay £75 not to watch a former Tory Cabinet minister like Lee Anderson cunting about in Wales. PS - the section 'Guest Speaker' onwards is LOLs galore.

I don't want the doctor that saved my life to have to go out washing graffiti off bus stops or picking up litter. What a stupid fucking idea.

Banned from Bedminster

Very good stuff from Sadiq Khan at the Labour Irish society event. He said there are two reasons he loves coming to Labour Conference. “One is the reception at the Labour Party Irish Society reception. “The second is to get away from all the Sharia Law in London”

It's the guns.

What has Yvette Cooper’s proscription of Palestine Action done to this country? Beyond absurd. It’s extreme authoritarianism. These police should be arresting rapists & crooks, not neglecting those duties to spend time arresting citizens standing against genocide. It undermines police and the law.

I very much doubt the majority of the awful spectators at the golf this weekend were solid MAGA but rather rich entitled US supremacists, the sort we refer to in the bar as "smart casuals" when they're out drinking and making idiots of themselves on a weekend. They're how Trump got back in.

Hahaha

My time spent with my grandson is pretty much as good as it gets, reminiscent of happy days with my daughter.

Great news and fair play: not an easy thing to do for some, but definitely the right thing to do.

A lot of US supremacist attitude on display among the crowd at the golf. Let's see how this pans out.

Thank god for that #utv