Living through actual Team America now.

I think Thatcher was actually mad. Sociopathic definitely.

God I hate Margaret Thatcher...still

Bought a BFI Player sub. Just watched Punch Drunk Love ... again and spoiled for choice ... Jules et Jim, Draughtsman's Contract, Zed and Two Noughts, Last Picture Show etc etc. Can't decide what to watch.

Went to the park with my grandson briefly today to see how the heron chicks are getting on. In some ways, I've never been happier.

Thank you ... #utv

Is there chip in our head that goes off when we reach a certain age that says "you might like to go on a cruise"? Just seen a Tui advert and it looks quite appealing.

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

Bet Wrecsam are feeling pretty aggrieved right now.

Anyone seen Widows Bay on Apple TV? Not bad so far imo.

This Daily Fail poll needs some love and attention... #RejoinEU www.dailymail.com/news/article...

Josh Widdicombe??

Timid librarian in plea to save my workplace from making a huge mistake. A whole floor of Cardiff University's main library is under threat of being repurposed to teaching facilities with the removal of 7km of shelving holding valuable books. Pls share x you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

Looking forward to tomorrow's Daily Mail "SCIENCE" column where an Alchemist tells us how to make gold from spaghetti.

This just can't be said enough.

Was Bannon/US keen on a Johnson PM because May’s Chequers Plan would have allowed negotiation on a replacement returns agreement equivalent to Dublin, thereby avoiding the ‘Boris wave’/ small boats issue? Was the migrant crisis engineered to give Farage something to mobilise the far-right with?

Used to think the world would become a better place once Rupert Murdoch was gone but there seems to be no end of evil billionaires willing to take his place these days. No one should be allowed to accumulate that much wealth and power.

This should be national news. Elected representatives need to be accountable to journalists, not in hiding.

Anyone remember who won the baked beans wars?

Does London smell of piss yet?

Yet more evidence that fuckface is a super moron, like we even needed it. I do wanna see this guy's mask though ...

🎶 Reflections of...the way life used to be...

Brilliant.

If ever someone deserves to lift a trophy it's John McGinn. #utv

Really tempted to go to the pub to watch the Villa Liverpool game but as I'm just recovering from suspected covid and still have a lot of a cough, I'd be a bit of a firkin cunwat if I did.

What does £5million quid get you these days? 20 x houses in Clacton 50 X years of MP's annual salary 125,000 bottles of Farage Gin* 260,000 packets of Bensons 1 X treacherous politician willing to sell the country out *Probably no longer available as company experiencing financial issues.

£5 million quid doesn't seem a lot for selling out an entire country does it? He should have asked for at least £20 million given the damage he's caused.

There are three people all called Charlie who do odd sessions at work. We've twice had a pair of Charlies working together so far, but I'd like all them to work at the same time so we have three right pairs of Charlies working simultaneously.

Farage promised to leave the UK if Brexit was a failure. Now we know why he never left: for him, it was a £5million success.

No one gives anyone £5 million as a gift without expecting something in return. And when you give money to a politician expecting something in return, it's called a donation and subject to the rules.

Nigel Farage tells The Sun's Harry Cole that Elon Musk offered to give Reform loads of money "if we said certain things" and he refused. "I can't be bought." Two things: 1. This is an allegation of attempted bribery. Very serious. 2. It shows the obvious: donors expect something for their money.

"I've got no strings To hold me down To make me fret Or make me frown ..." Aw, he just wants to be a real boy.

Oh.

This needs to be FIFA's last ever World Cup.

I think we need to start asking Farage how many houses he owns and whether he's paid the requisite amount of stamp duty on each

Wes Streeting is like an annoying presenter on a daytime TV property show

Daytime quiz show telly goes full on Chris Morris / Charlie Brooker.

The Maga Party is the last breath of the Confederacy just like Reform UK is the dying whimper of the Empire.

Badenoch again threatens to leave the ECHR, which would rip up the Good Friday Agreement, not to mention the Brexit deal (meaning immediate no deal with our largest market) and leave us all extremely vulnerable to authoritarian abuse of our rights. She and Farage want to make us poorer & less safe

I endorse this message. Danny Dyer for Clacton MP.

What in the world makes Wes Streeting think he's equipped to be Prime Minister of the UK? It's like Truss all over again. The sheer arrogance of these mediocre politicians who overestimate their abilities is beyond me.

Not going to sleep. Anyone got a suggestion for a brilliant film? Pref something I've seen a dozen times or more. Top entertainment.

Go on Southampton.

Make a band out of two others. Therapy? and the Mysterians

We're boycotting Eurovision this year. Tell me it's shit pls someone.

Billionaires shouldn't exist in any decent society and any decent businessperson should believe this too.

Prif Weinidog Cymru - Rhun ap Iorwerth. Rhun ap Iorwerth - your new First Minister of Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Wes Streeting calls records "vinyls" and plays them on a Crosley.