I didn't know Danny Dyer was half Egyptian.

Or, more precisely... British taxpayer pays tax.

Sadiq's London. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Jeez. Man paid to get into lion enclosure update.

If you've not got 3 1/2 hours jump straight to last 60 mins. Sort anyone's Friday afternoon out... www.mixcloud.com/blockup/airl...

Bewildered and frightened? 😭 The same people arguing they need to be cut some slack 'cos they supply our food'. But fall apart when accounting regulations change. Stop acting the tit in Westminster and get a grip Farmers Giles. WTF do you think other business owners do every year at budget time?

Shout out to the jackets on crew...

Why did no one tell me about Margaret Dygas? Heard her play on Sunday and am still living it. Very good.

"Can you go and stand by it?" "Yeah, sure." "OK, bit closer, Iain. Great. Now point at it. A little smile please Iain. Yeah. Great." Why? No was always an option mate.

Friends keep on messaging me about a deck/s for their kids. "You've got decks" Yeah, I bought them almost 37 years ago. I haven't got a clue. What is a good option for yoots who want vinyl? Pre "decks" do kids just get a USB deck? A small separates setup? What's the score?

Full disclosure: I rode to a local bakery yesterday, wearing Birkenstock clogs, on a Brompton, to buy sourdough. I will fully understand if anyone needs to unfollow me.

Just heard Jimmy Carr on the radio saying kids shouldn't go to university. He of course went to Cambridge, where he was a member of Footlights. John Cleese, Eric Idle, Fry and Laurie, Mitchell and Webb, Sacha Baron Cohen, Richard Ayoade, Mel & Sue were all members. But not for you/your kids. Cunt.

This is exactly what happens when a purple tie, struggling with it's own jacket goes up a against a navy blazer and a pale blue shirt...

The irony of Trump talking about shithole countries...

Great TV... Fred Brito, a benevolent conman... www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGO...

3 1/2 hours. See you for lunch. www.mixcloud.com/blockup/airl...

💕piss on the world, hell💕

You're damned right Fox. And these two know it. www.mixcloud.com/blockup/airl...

Check Melania setting her face. Photoshopping in real time.

Also guilty of wearing a big parka on a 12-14C day.

Use that freepost code to send them your best wishes

Last year Sky News was rending its garments over Starmer's free eyeglasses: WHAT INFLUENCE DID LORD ALLI BUY? Now, RefUK get £9m from a crypto bro, they have not one word about the donor's interests; just BRAVO NIGEL, barely concealed glee, and "what a huge boost... money goes where momentum is". 🤡

James Bond may well have had a Rolex which launched a mini heat seeking missile, but my can of lighter gas, to get chewing gum off clothes, still wins.

I've seen this, and now so must you.

I had to do a password recovery to get here. Maybe see you next year Spotify. You muggy wastrel.

Putin, buying his camo gear from those weird are they open are they showrooms just north of Oxford St.

It's not all bad news. 👍

I've still got a tape somewhere with Weatherall on Kiss playing this, followed by The Specials "Enjoy Yourself"... youtu.be/3CJpJTH5lls?...

Man denies eating his neighbours car.

88-year-old woman makes complete arse of herself under emotional pressure from her kids waiting for their big-bonus-payout.

Music changed so quickly. And mixing (fluffing Join in the Chant 😬) Also, Gary Glitter got dumped. Apart from that... La Central... 1988: youtu.be/XSrqhy5M0U0?...

Her Uncle? Trousering a few grubby quid to try and rubbish his niece. Whatever your politics it's a no. File under scum bag.

Yeah but last week I went past a cycle lane that was empty at 02:30AM so this must be made up. Etc.

"Net migration fell half a million to 344,000 in 2024 from 848k in 2023." Watch the Telegraph, Mail etc tell you these are all multi-trillionaires who employed 10,000 people each to iron their lawns.

An estate agent I made an enquiry with years ago calling me on WhatsApp. Do fuck off mate. Boundaries.

Nick Ferrari getting his jowls all phlegmed up with "Rachel from Accounts" (geddit geddit) references. It's a like a London Zoo visit, but in radio form.

Please to report that Andrew Neil is furious on Times Radio currently. I wonder what he'll reach for to calm himself down.

Where are these people kept on remand? Always look like they've been at a wake and then had a lock in the night before court.

Oh, it's one of those days when pretty much everyone online pretends to be an economist. Right.

I used to think some of these Frankie mixes were light. But, sooo much pressure... RIP a true great x youtu.be/UwFe5Z3RGDE?...

Same energy here as a I'm gonna make a car with like the biggest on board touch screen anyone's ever seen.

Botox, fake hair, shit ideas and a swallow at 1:29 as his body searches for anything to keep the loneliness at bay a little bit longer...

Farage in yet another suit which doesn't fit.

Confession: I've never bought a meal deal. I tried once in Reading, and again in Basingstoke. Couldn't being myself to do it in either location. Not being a wanker about it. It just seemed depressing.

Worry at the Mail, with journalists concerned they'll be forced to dumb down content for use in both titles.

Interesting host for the Shoom Q&A last night.

Clown can't even buy a suitable pair of socks. That bare leg is on a par with him sat there with his hampton out. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Will it tell him his suit doesn't fit too?

Trump proving the stopped clock theory here. Ps. Fellow Filet-O-Fish and tartare sauce appreciator or not I will not be joining MAGA.

England do New Zealand and the red cords crew go mad for track sampling Strings of Life as the teams leave the pitch 😳😅