Garden done for summer 🪴 Need to sort the lights and varnish the decking. Can’t be arsed doing either. Note also, two unstained fence slats hanging around from last year 👀 Can’t be fucked with them either!

No way it’s been only 24 degrees in Blackpool today. I was moments away from combusting in the garden earlier.

I’ve just used compost from my own compost bin for the first time! 🙌🏽 Massive middle aged celebrations over here 🥳

Day drinking in the sun 😎

Recommend buying something on this brilliant offer! Gail’s work is unique - I don’t know anyone else who has turned Forton Services into art 🙌🏽 I bought the Blackpool artwork for obvious reasons but there’s something for everyone on here 👍🏽

Teatime at Neurodivergence HQ 😅

Wonder how many Middlesbrough players were fully immersed in close season activity, shoving beak up their noses like there’s no (football) tomorrow and mainlining Grey Goose with the occasional kebab for sustenance when today’s play-off news broke.

Just dropped my eldest off at Pleasure Beach and he got straight in the queue to test this new ride before it officially opens next week. I’d rather die than go on it!

Extremely excited for Angela Raynor and her magnificent hair making a fucking loud nuisance of herself again 😍

Really hope Streeting gets his arse handed to him in the leadership contest and ends up on the back benches, watching his 500 vote majority disappear in front of him before the next general election, the stupid Palantir prick.

Today, someone with whom I must remain professional at all times, told me their friend works in a school with a classroom just for pupils that identify as cats, and it took every ounce of restraint to stop myself replying that they were talking absolute fucking bollocks.

Been back at work 4 weeks and riddled with coldsores ever since. This isn’t a sign of a healthy work life, is it? Fed up of being a scabby faced mess too, tbqfhwy 😒

Wray scarecrow festival. Theme for 2026 - G.O.A.T Fucking hell 😂😂

Yurrrrssssss 🙌🏽 C25K week one in the bag. Bet Sabastian Sawe’s shitting it now 🏃🏽‍♀️

Wow! Just fucking WOW. 1:59:30 marathon by Sebastian Sawe. Absolute king 👑

London Marathon day is inspiring me to go out for a very brisk walk this morning. I can’t celebrate the occasion by going for a run as I’m still recovering from surgery to repair the cartilage tears from doing London Marathon in 2024. Running is good for you blah, blah, blah 😅

It’s never good news from these incidents, is it?

CAPTAIN CJ 🧡

Went for my first run since knee surgery and subsequent sprain today. Defying medical advice obvs. Distinctly unpleasant jarring sensation throughout. Should learn a lesson from this. Instead will definitely do it again soon.

Been back at work four days and I already can’t wait for my next round of surgery 😩

JFT97 ❤️

Sack the Pope for being unloyal - disloyal… And sack him for being an absolute idiot and inefficient.

My 9 year old saw a man being given CPR about 10ft away from her at the game today. She is absolutely traumatised, more so as the night’s gone on and she’s realised what she witnessed. Her dad helped start CPR until the medics arrived so she just stood and watched it happening. Bloody hell.

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Last day of sick leave after 2 months off and this is the first day I’ve been able to walk normally. I know it’s fundamentally a good thing for returning to work, but honestly, last fucking day?? Not even a few freebies for all the crawling and limping around I’ve had to do. Not fair.

I can’t be the only person who thinks an assassination on live television would bring the whole world together instantly

Fans being completely normal on the forum after the game tonight 💀💀

Happy Easter everyone

Eliza up at 06.30 today, excited for sleepover at her friends. Bouncing off the walls all day, driving me mad asking Alexa how long until 2pm every five minutes. Eliza also back home by 10.30pm with mania induced vomiting from being a giddy kipper all day and going on a blue candy floss bender 😂

Just put fuel in the van for the first time since February. Fucking hell 💀

Please have a gander at this magnificent website and treat yourself (or someone else) to something nice if you can 😊

Couldn’t remember if I took my adhd meds this morning so decided to take (another?) one to be on the safe side, which, of course, is the complete opposite of being on the safe side 👍🏽

Went to the game, left on 80 minutes because I was cold, bored, and my knee was hurting. Heard the goal as I walked down Bloomfield Rd and had zero regret about missing it. This season has sucked the enthusiasm out of me. Stay up, go down, I don’t really care anymore.

Football dilemma today. Homecoming anniversary, nearly sold out (remarkable given how poor this season is), team needs the support. However, it’s cold, Eliza doesn’t want to go, I can’t walk properly, and we are shit. Got 3 hours to decide. Wish they did polls on here so I could outsource it.

Just thrown about 15 years worth of charging cables in the bin. Can anyone tell me how long the anxiety about it will last please

In the never ending saga of knee surgery recovery, I managed to remove the brace for the first time in 2 weeks yesterday. Today it twisted and made a massive crunch and I nearly vomited, and, because it’s made of fucking twigs at moment, I can only walk backwards or sideways like sodding crab 😩

I’ve spent all day giving my website a good going over in the hope that I get a few more views/sales/commissions. Have a look and tell me what you think. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

Just finished an absolutely dreadful tv detectives show that made me more furious by the episode but I’m off work with nothing better to do, so decided to see it through. Anyway, the fuckers ended the series with a cliffhanger, compelling me to watch the next one because I’m off work with nothing

Honestly just fuck off with this all day

Excellent work from my MP, supporting the community and making Blackpool South a better place to live 👏🏽👏🏽

Surreal scenes at a doctors appointment to extend my fit note while knee is still recovering. Asked how long I want, “4 weeks or longer”? When I said 2 weeks she looked alarmed so we haggled a bit until both agreed on 3 weeks. I could have gone in with a much higher bid and faced no resistance 😂

Took a full dose of ADHD meds this morning for the first time in five weeks and am now absolutely brimming with motivation to Do Things, which is unhelpful because I still can’t walk properly. In summary, I’ve no idea why I’ve done this other than ADHD made me do it 🙃

First trip away in my little van last night. Stayed very local while testing it out. Eliza made me take Reimo for company 🥰 It was warm, comfortable and quiet, so the main requirements are ticked off. Few tweaks to make for next time but it’s a good start 🙌🏽

I need a big sit down after that

Was undecided about coming to the game tonight. Midweek is a faff to sort out the kids after school. Anyway, I made a late decision to come and we were 1-0 down before I’d reached my seat. Solid judgement on display right there.

Mother’s Day was shit but at least I learned how to wire up a new light fitting 💪🏽

Became aware of someone in my bedroom very early this morning. Turned out to be Eliza just standing there patiently, waiting for me to wake up so she could make me a Mother’s Day breakfast. It was 6.20am 😩

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If in doubt, appoint additional coaches to annoy the manager 🍊

I hate Ian Evatt’s football. Fuck off.