Human and also a separate category Asian

50 years from now, Drake is dead and forgotten by the average person, but the super bowl halftime show still includes the traditional segment where they call him a pedophile

I'm not in favor of ending birthright citizenship, and if they do it, it will be illegal, but I'm somewhat confused by comparisons people are making to slavery, etc when most countries do not have birthright citizenship. Does Germany have slavery because they don't have birthright citizenship?

why is The New Charlie Kirk named like a wood elf from the Forgotten Realms

This article is very good and also absolutely horrible and infuriating

I'm protected

When you nut but she's still rapturing

It is time. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

Je suis japonaise, domo je suis fille du soleil levant. Arigato. Je suis japonaise, je suis japonaise. Je suis japonaise, je suis née au Japon

Official HYPERFUNK Teaser (Team Reptile) Trailer Steam An extreme trick and graffiti game in which the higher your combo score, the faster you can boost. Follow the story of a crew called MACH10 and compete with the other crews in dynamic style wars or hang out online with friends.

IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS

Imagine sexbots being your line in all this

I called this months ago

sorry, calvino, but your imagery was so vivid i saw all the cities in your entire book

I still own all 3 cd’s! Gotta love a soundtrack that is so awesome it gets sequels even when the movie does not.

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

Finally. For years, it's been almost impossible to find an uncensored copy of the episode where Tom and Jerry spend 5 straight minutes making intense and explicit love to each other

Make a band singular: A NWA

This guy definitely has posted videos of himself in his truck ranting about liberals

This is the best statement so far

No matter how old I get I'll never stop relishing stepping out in a crosswalk in front of a car that thinks they aren't going to stop for me and looking them in the eye. Especially when I'm pushing a shopping cart.

I told @joshua.stealingheather.com, developer of @iceblock.app, that he was running a vulnerable version of Apache on his server. He ignored my vulnerability report and blocked me, and his service is still vulnerable today micahflee.com/iceblock-han...

🚨We dropped our 2nd Cab Cam video! You’re watching sped-up footage of the entire Orange Line from Berryessa/North San Jose to Richmond. Head to our YouTube channel at youtube.com/@BARTable for the full video.

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

To my left, a man who says he hopes they don't release the Epstein files or he'll have a lot of explaining to do to his wife... it's little Alex Horne!

Lol of course Jacobin pays for a Nazi blue check

2 Jesus 2 Christ

Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.

I think this makes sense

"What is that man doing to his anus?"

I can

I thought I got a good boomerang on clearance but then I noticed the receipt said no returns

I thought I got a good boomerang on clearance but then I noticed the receipt said no returns

Any time this gets posted, I end up rereading the whole thing

I would honestly love to have this if it could be done locally instead of through Meta servers

vince staples implies the existence of vince office depot

And people told me smoking was bad for my health. Who's laughing now

I never noticed before that if you flip the Twitter logo upside down it kinda looks like Sonic the hedgehog

your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married

Poker night about to get interesting

Okay but like actually... we should be doing this kind of thing with them in exchange for the kind of benefits they get

The official mascot of littering at the train station

I appreciate that the included lube looks like a sauce packet. Throw it in your sauce drawer and see how long it is until somebody puts lube on their food or hot sauce on their penis

This whole thread 🚆💜