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They're not obsolete, they're vintage

PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person

I was a ghost, I was alone 어두워진 앞길속에 Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe I was the queen that I'm meant to be I lived two lives, tried to play both sides But I couldn't find my own place Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage

President's bullet-ridden body in the street Ride, Johnny ride Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete Ride, Johnny ride Johnny's wife is floundering Johnny's wife is scared Run, Jackie run

Welcome sign Felch, MI

hey, @peligrietzer.bsky.social arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

Oh come the fuck on www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...

guy knows everything there is to know about doin mammograms on cats. and you only got two titties, be a breeze for him. comparatively

I hate that screening questions often lump together "wish you were never born" and "suicidal". Like, yeah, but no, I'm not gonna do anything about it.

Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Oh. Oh no

Step aside tindr. Move along, grindr. Here comes reportr. No more swiping, just puff piece interviews followed by the most revolting sex imaginable

Incredible tbh

I was so excited as a kid when I got to eat under the curved Wendy's window

I really hate that riptide song but I do love that it compares the love interest to Michelle Pfeiffer in the negative. "DAMN, girl, you are almost, but definitely not quite, as hot as Michelle Pfeiffer"

It's really funny to say this on Twitter lmao

My neighbor told me her cat keeps eating her daughter's birds so I asked how many birds she has and she said she just goes to the shelter and gets a new bird afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding shelter birds to her cat and then her daughter started crying.

I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep

It's very important that journalists stay on this place

It's all soft core Cinemax movies from the 90s

Thank you for suffering along as a treat here's my favorite of the day's work

lol

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I love the degree to which this image has completely outlived the memory of the white ninja webcomic

today is europe's 9-11

* Tony Soprano voice * look who thinks he's the fucking king of carrot flowers

It's really depressing that people can't tell this is intentional word play

@profanity.accountant count please

*whispers* astrology contributes to the environment that lets this fester and grow

This is especially funny to write about somebody who just won a very decisive election. He better do this or else what motherfuckers? You already tried this and he smoked your ass

Breaking a window on a parked car because it has a "baby in car" sticker

Adjusted for inflation, a SHLOSKE would cost almost $60 now

But are they aloof?????

Okay I know there's a lot going on but fucking... Ian MacKaye and Henry Rollins just recorded a fucking record together?????

In honor of NYC's win tonight, I promise I will make less jokes about their convenience stores

Centrony Consultano here, the Internet's busiest centrism nerd

Oh my god I thought people were joking about this

UESP is what gaming wikis should aspire to

Aloof wife? Yeah I think my wife has one of those in the shower too

“This sleeping dog lies, and this sleeping dog always tells the truth”

I would take this with me to the grave

The dril candle tweet is about the importance of self care

the "leopards ate my face" tweet is a classic cautionary tale about how even the most grounded and reasonable expectations can backfire

There is a crisis of reading comprehension in this country