I have to assume this is going to work because the exact same playbook worked perfectly for getting "cancelled"

I just used the original AI, the human brain, to ‘generate’ an imagining of a freshly baked apple pie cooling on a windowsill. Unfortunately, the LLM in my mind also hallucinated a pie _thief_. I now understand all too well the dangers of this powerful and frightening technology.

$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"

using a loom on the commute to work, i.e taking the shuttle

Thought this was about putting ai in markdown notes or something until I finally hit "games" and had to completely reorient my brain

im so fucking tired of hearing about that will stancil guy, fuck him or kill him or whatever it is you guys need to do to get it out of your systems, enough

self care is not a crime

here's how you know bodycams on cops are useless at best: kristi noem is backing them

mobile keyboards need a "backspace until ?utm=" button

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

adorable squeakers :3

we owe the libertarian party an apology we've been making jokes about how libertarians want to lower the age of consent meanwhile, the Democrats and Republicans have just decided age of consent is for poor people who aren't monsters

you ever wondered what was in that so-called "melting pot"? thats right, velveeta. thats the america *i* believe in.

Experiencing erotic transference with your therapist. That sure is a thing, huh

Having a little treat before bedtime (antacids).

now's maybe a good time to remember that duckduckgo is just a bing reskin rather than its own actual search engine

i will never “post through it.” i will post “at” it. i will post “during” it. and i will post “in defiance of” it. but “its” nature is continuous and has neither beginning nor end, so just jot that down.

just installed linux and now my computers jackin me off, incredible

This was a rough read

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Whoever runs on being able to drop your family off at the airport gate will win

They should give Bovino and Bongino a show together so I don't have to differentiate them

If “sharing information about suspicious cars that drove by on the Internet” is illegal, than Kash Patel better be cracking down hard on Nextdoor before he bothers with Signal.

Food Pyramid

"My middle class family paid to send their kids to school in the US and UK." You are rich. I'm very sorry to tell you that.

If you view what's happening right now as an aberration in America, I don't see how you could support the necessary reforms to fix it

Finally watched Sinners and man what a movie. I need to watch it again to pay closer attention to the aspect ratio changes though because I didn't notice until too late

Pika... pika... pika... Chuuuuuu

"CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

The GR IV Monochrome would be incredibly hard to resist if it just had a viewfinder

I can't imagine having enough money to blow to care about European travel visas

That's my secret sex move

The wandcels are trying to call us staffoids but their voices are cracking and they're crying a little so we're just laughing

Staff-using wizards are starting to call Wand-using wizards "wandcels" and the wandcels are mad as shit about it lmao

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

the usa is nothing like nazi germany. nazi germany only had one gestapo. we have like six

It took me a minute to realize "dinosaur shooter" wasn't some newfangled genre name like "boomer shooter"

These people are fucking freaks and they want to make it everyone else's problem

Pouring out a dilberito

Deluded wine moms are committing deadly crimes in your area

Need to take our car to the shop so I got a rental for the week. They didn't have any normal cars so I got a free "upgrade" to a Tesla. Now I see why Tesla drivers all drive like dogshit... the car is designed to drive like dogshit

This is also a fucking nightmare with kids!

The four gears: park, reverse, neutral, and dom/sub

sometimes the internet can be as good as "have you seen this bridge, it's great!" and "what a great bridge!"

Who are the most famous Floridians, in the eyes of non-Floridians?

"Tainted" sure is a word choice

This shit is basically always fake but if you call it out you end up getting labeled a bootlicker or whatever.