This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Doing research for a feature on job longevity and quite enjoying this utopian prediction from 2015 that journalists are "quite unlikely" to have our jobs taken by robots :) :) :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/technol...

hitting a big button that says I’VE SEEN IT so i don’t see it anymore

@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com hello so i can only write to LUX now (because of your recommendation) are there any other albums you know that scratch that itch i've exhausted Caroline Polachek and Bjork tyty

The only responsibility I feel right now, along with many others in Germany, is to keep bookmarking moments like this, so that people here don't turn around and tell the rest of the world "we had no idea what was happening". They know. Everyone knows. At best - at best - they don't want to see it.

you see dubious political chicanery, I see admirable proof that the Met doesn't discriminate when it comes to its abject failure to investigate phone theft, even if the phone in question was being used to run the government

Hello! I'm looking to speak to parents of kids with SEND who have struggled to get into top performing OFSTED schools - for The i Paper. Please comment or email! #journorequest #SEND #SENDparent #EHCP #UKEducation #SENDCrisis #UKPolitics

A very 'make more sketch comedy' to all the commissioners who absolutely are not on here

For reasons that are both obvious and beyond me, America by Razorlight puts me in a true rage. There's something about the chord progressions (to say nothing of the singing) that actually makes my chest seize up. Abominable

I'm changing roles so we're hiring a lifestyle and consumer health writer on the features desk. AKA, a FULL TIME STAFF WRITER ROLE at a UK paper is available. Sadly rare as hen's teeth. Recommend this as a great stable workplace where I have learned heaps. www.linkedin.com/jobs/search/...

It is St. Patrick's Day and rather than celebrate patriarchy and green beer, I invite you to celebrate St. Brigid, the saint who demonstrated God's goodness by giving abortions

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

QUICK TURNAROUND - DENTIST FOR THE I PAPER I'm looking to speak to a dentist who has experience working for the NHS to talk about the state of NHS dentistry, pegged to the ongoing NHS dental crisis Please email me [email protected] or comment below Thanks! #journorequest

Student loan debt, along with other financial pressures, are adding to a worsening shortage of midwives in the UK 🔎 Big read by Kia-Elise Green Read more: trib.al/QC2yz7s

I don't know anything about oil/the oil markets/the oil trade (be warned: I am not asking you to explain these things to me) so would say my life online right now is "child of probably divorcing parents senses that maybe the vibes are becoming increasingly off at home?"

I'm a tolerant woman and I don't generally rail against the language morphing and changing, but please, in Britain we say "poo". Not the awful American "poop". Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

It’s actually a great political moment that Hannah Spencer apologised in her speech to clients whose pipes she now won’t be able to fix.

Great to see the Conservatives wanting to reform student loans. Would like to see an account for Osborne replacing maintenance grants with loans in 2015. This has left poorer students with bigger debts vs richer ones for a whole decade, compounding inequality between rich and poor. It’s scandalous.

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Can I just say that Londoncentric is proving to be the most important media outlet in London and a crucial part of the city's social and political fabric. I'm a subscriber and I always feel like it's a great investment

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Arrested on your birthday is VERY funny

Holy shit! That’s my professional analysis. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor becomes the first senior royal in modern history to be arrested. Police have raided the Royal Family's Sandringham estate. Holy shit!

Breaking news: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, Thames Valley Police have said Read more: trib.al/WBScDAF

huge news gang. i found a way out that isn’t through. wish me luck (i return 5 months later covered in infected scratch marks with half my hair torn out) ok so you’re not gonna believe this

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792

i've genuinely been thinking about this a lot recently let female journalists be UGLY

Wes Streeting saying on Today that Mandelson is ‘not the man we thought he was’ but the trouble is, he is exactly the man we thought, just on a much worse scale than almost anyone thought. And there is an alternative world where none of this is this govt’s problem, because they never gave him a job

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

"The flag acts as a warning sign – a silent message. It makes you more vigilant and also, every time you go into a house with a flag, you have to prepare emotionally for the possibility of racism or rejection," says Neomi Bennett. https://bit.ly/3LvCkEA

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

'You can rest assured that this comes with two distinct stamps of approval: one from a certified expert in their field, and another from me that declares this as “genuinely interesting/life-changing”', writes Sadhbh O'Sullivan ➡️Read more: trib.al/bkACF2H

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

It’s the feelgood Christmas story we all needed

🔴 At least 45 cases of silicosis among workers cutting engineered stone have been recorded in the UK - the average age of those diagnosed just 31 We are launching our Killer Kitchens campaign to force the Government to clamp down on deadly dust: trib.al/0c0I5fe

🚨 Some news! I am now the author of Politics Unwrapped, a new weekday newsletter by @theipaper.com 📝 Politics Unwrapped breaks down the big stories and helps you understand what decisions made in Westminster actually mean for you 👉 Sign up here for free: link.news.inews.co.uk/join/6i4/pol...

Sometimes revisiting old articles doesn't make me squirm but actually makes me laugh. This one - on why (primarily women) sit so strangely and how it affects us, has been a delight. So that's something! www.refinery29.com/en-gb/women-...

@tomwalker.bsky.social do you have a clip of when you both got stuck in a loop of 'put the baby in the bag put the bag on the baby put the bag on the floor' I need to send it to someone but when I searched "put the baby in the bag bigsofttitty" I'm p sure I got put on a list

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

Just under three months ago I had my right kidney removed. I’ve spent the time since then recovering and, more importantly, trying to work out how to make this into a story that will further my career. In the end, I wrote about that.🫘 sadhbhstack.substack.com/p/meat-bag

Mandatory digital ID cards could be announced tomorrow: Good scoop from @chloechaplain.bsky.social inews.co.uk/news/politic...

NEW: I found video of a Russian military cadet school. The kids march to the national anthem. But not all the pupils are Russian - with the school boasting the cohort inc abducted Ukrainian children. These stolen kids are being trained to fight against their birth country inews.co.uk/news/world/s...

My latest big read @theipaper.com: on the real lives impacted by us falling behind on cancer access - drugs available on the NHS elsewhere are not accessible in England thanks to outdated and knotty beaurocracy. @breastcancernow.bsky.social @prostatecanceruk.bsky.social inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

Medicines that are available throughout Europe and even Scotland are being rejected by the NHS in England - with devastating consequences for patients and their families Read more: trib.al/qY3pTKr