Arrested on your birthday is VERY funny

Holy shit! That’s my professional analysis. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor becomes the first senior royal in modern history to be arrested. Police have raided the Royal Family's Sandringham estate. Holy shit!

Breaking news: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, Thames Valley Police have said Read more: trib.al/WBScDAF

huge news gang. i found a way out that isn’t through. wish me luck (i return 5 months later covered in infected scratch marks with half my hair torn out) ok so you’re not gonna believe this

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792

i've genuinely been thinking about this a lot recently let female journalists be UGLY

Wes Streeting saying on Today that Mandelson is ‘not the man we thought he was’ but the trouble is, he is exactly the man we thought, just on a much worse scale than almost anyone thought. And there is an alternative world where none of this is this govt’s problem, because they never gave him a job

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

"The flag acts as a warning sign – a silent message. It makes you more vigilant and also, every time you go into a house with a flag, you have to prepare emotionally for the possibility of racism or rejection," says Neomi Bennett. https://bit.ly/3LvCkEA

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

'You can rest assured that this comes with two distinct stamps of approval: one from a certified expert in their field, and another from me that declares this as “genuinely interesting/life-changing”', writes Sadhbh O'Sullivan ➡️Read more: trib.al/bkACF2H

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

It’s the feelgood Christmas story we all needed

🔴 At least 45 cases of silicosis among workers cutting engineered stone have been recorded in the UK - the average age of those diagnosed just 31 We are launching our Killer Kitchens campaign to force the Government to clamp down on deadly dust: trib.al/0c0I5fe

🚨 Some news! I am now the author of Politics Unwrapped, a new weekday newsletter by @theipaper.com 📝 Politics Unwrapped breaks down the big stories and helps you understand what decisions made in Westminster actually mean for you 👉 Sign up here for free: link.news.inews.co.uk/join/6i4/pol...

Sometimes revisiting old articles doesn't make me squirm but actually makes me laugh. This one - on why (primarily women) sit so strangely and how it affects us, has been a delight. So that's something! www.refinery29.com/en-gb/women-...

@tomwalker.bsky.social do you have a clip of when you both got stuck in a loop of 'put the baby in the bag put the bag on the baby put the bag on the floor' I need to send it to someone but when I searched "put the baby in the bag bigsofttitty" I'm p sure I got put on a list

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

new season of the neighborhood listen

Just under three months ago I had my right kidney removed. I’ve spent the time since then recovering and, more importantly, trying to work out how to make this into a story that will further my career. In the end, I wrote about that.🫘 sadhbhstack.substack.com/p/meat-bag

Mandatory digital ID cards could be announced tomorrow: Good scoop from @chloechaplain.bsky.social inews.co.uk/news/politic...

NEW: I found video of a Russian military cadet school. The kids march to the national anthem. But not all the pupils are Russian - with the school boasting the cohort inc abducted Ukrainian children. These stolen kids are being trained to fight against their birth country inews.co.uk/news/world/s...

My latest big read @theipaper.com: on the real lives impacted by us falling behind on cancer access - drugs available on the NHS elsewhere are not accessible in England thanks to outdated and knotty beaurocracy. @breastcancernow.bsky.social @prostatecanceruk.bsky.social inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

Medicines that are available throughout Europe and even Scotland are being rejected by the NHS in England - with devastating consequences for patients and their families Read more: trib.al/qY3pTKr

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Breaking: Irish broadcaster RTE says that Ireland will not participate in Eurovision next year if Israel does. "RTÉ feels that Ireland’s participation would be unconscionable given the ongoing and appalling loss of lives in Gaza." about.rte.ie/2025/09/11/r...

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

I’m looking to speak to someone with a neurodegenerative disease for a ghosted story on what it’s like to be told to walk/eat off your condition. This is for The i Paper, pegged to #TheSaltPath story. Please reach out if that's you! #journorequest

Hello! I'm looking to speak to people who identified health problems through their feet, and the medical professionals that diagnose them:gout, diabetes, back pain, psoriasis, melanoma, neuropathy... Please email me [email protected] #journorequest

Hi! #journorequest For The i Paper, I'm looking to speak to accredited health and medical experts about the probiotics they take personally. Please reply and I'll get back to you.

There is a lot of chat about overdiagnosis which is rightly being interpreted as reactionary. But having read Suzanne O'Sullivan's new book, and then spoken to her about it, I think so many of the takes on her work are simplistic. inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

Hello - I'm going to attempt a #journorequest here. In the past did you have a dog who was left at home during the day alone while the people went to work/school etc? I'd love to talk to you about this for a feature for The i Paper. The attached photo is of my dog, Mona. For fun!

Guardian and Observer journalists have asked people not to share Guardian stories for 48 hours from midnight tonight (Tues), to respect their strike and the virtual picket line

“Here is the thing we are not meant to say: no one can know for sure what will happen if assisted dying is legalised in the UK, and that includes newspaper columnists.” My col. on today’s landmark assisted dying vote and the urge to make messy choices simple. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Many people will feel relief from this result. Many others will feel fear. No one is cruel for being upset or selfish for cheering. But remember: this is only the start of the legislative process. And only the start of asking how the state can ease suffering - in life as well as death.

Just giving this one more push ⤵️

Last week I successfully argued that I should take daily naps and loads of breaks by promising to write about it. Ft a Very Real depiction of me napping in the office inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...