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Yes, AIPAC. I do support human rights. Thanks for noticing!

Me on a date

I love the absolutely bizarre idea that people call themselves bisexual to look cool. Absolutely nothing cooler than getting excluded by straight people for being too gay and gay people for being too straight.

Where can I buy this, chat?

nonbinary tongue twisters be like she sells sea shells by they/she shore

my love for women is the type of lust that they warned abt in the bible

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Bug

Mood:

loved the "Aunt Tifa" signs at #NoKings but I really hope some of you are ready to teach the classics

Pokemon turned me transgender 😔

TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999

For those not in the know, Mario Super Skate is a fake game concept I created as an art project. It's meant to be a canceled game from the GameCube era that would have been a Pro Skater-eque game in the Mario world, with Mario characters (and a few guests) redesigned in Y2K skatepunk outfits

Pictured: the skinny white man in question

i love being gay and enjoying gay art

No. AI slop is AI slop even if the message is good.

This is AI generated music.

A play in three acts

Happy Saturday Start your weekend off right

I saw Indiana Jones at the local no kings protest I didn't get a picture but they were full on dressed up like Dr. Jones and had a sign that said "Nazis, I hate those guys". It was so based

need balatro but for narrative games I need to pick a perk for my character called "fuck this shit", where there's a 1% chance they just punch the person they're in a cutscene with, ruining all relationship progress but gives me a big buff on intimidation checks

its suck her off sunday

You live in a world where the president of the United States of America posted a video of himself as a king who is literally shitting on Americans. I just want us all to process that for a minute.

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

im cute as fuck. u should be honored if i choose to grace u with my affection

I am telling you EVERYONE in Alabama is texting about the 3 cops in Fairhope tackling the woman in the enormous inflatable dick costume. EVERYONE.

Ohio’s @RepDaveTaylor now says his office was “targeted”, claiming others were too (nobody backs this up) 🙃 Beyond parody. Couldn’t make it up if we tried. They also claimed it was an optical illusion. 🤔 Boy do they think we are all morons.

No Kings on Boston Common was a lot of fun! I think I missed my calling as a mascot

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

No kid should ever have to protest or advocate for their friends’ basic humanity. But they’re standing up at No Kings anyway.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Cuomo: OK, what if a giant fire-breathing lizard attacks the city? Mods: WTF are you talking about? How is that even a question?

Cuomo starting his first attack with a "what if there's a pandemic with Mamdani in charge?" line that even led to the moderators being like "you're still under investigation for all of the nursing home deaths under you" back at him.

i think zohran will probably win a majority of the vote at this rate

for all the issues with modern pokemon the one thing it's been unbelievably good about is the character design of the women. so much Variety its wild. take is a genius

Mamdani: “I think the mayor should be focusing on solving every day issues instead of attending parades all the time” Cuomo: “look at this stupid asshole who wants to do his job”

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

one thing both clubs and filmmakers understand is that every space looks better with a shitton of haze

how it feels when the side freak you're obsessed with in one piece isn't one of the Freaks

make her smile! suck her off to completion 💜

no this seems perfect