Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Don't worry liberals, Brown people were never counting on you all anyways

women.

we’re in the golden age of misinformation

mr beast is the antichrist

Finally changed my gender to Coloradan.

I don't think the left was ever really about "tolerance" - well, not an end in and of itself Tolerance means tolerating oppression, social stratification, ignorance, and bigotry Being left wing is about supporting liberty, equality, knowledge, and pluralism The 2010s were never "woke"

We see this with the skin-deep diversity of 2010s media, with the simultaneous pandering to queer people while trying to frame queer culture in as sanitized and inoffensive a way as possible, "girlboss" feminism, and even/especially performative fragility and cancel culture

Conspiracy Theory Time: I think a lot of the "SJW" esque psuedo-wokeness (or, if you will, false consciousness) was a deliberate effort by the ruling class to appropriate and sanitize genuine progressive movements until they were as unchallenging and inoffensive as possible

I am.

Dune 3: Humiliated Boymoder Gets Her Brainworms Fucked Out

here.. abrotchabuger... *PAFF*

I want to write about a future post-gender society where you can swap out all of your sexual features really easily over the course of like a week tops and people like to mix and match The protagonist identifies as a trans woman, but like, in the way modern people identify as bard or such

Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta. Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.

I wish there was a pretty girl for me to snuggle with when I'm lonely and cold

One of my favourite things to do with TTRPG groups, especially new ones, is give them an incredible amount of power that a lot of GMs would think 'no that will break the game' and see what they will do with it. Examples in the past have included:

wholesome toxic yuri

The world’s richest man and the GOP’s biggest donor is a gutter white supremacist.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article !!!! And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY !!!!

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

There’s a reason the political right wants to keep people dumb.

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox. Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.

Trump says the Epstein Files are a Democrat hoax, but only Democrats were guilty of crimes with Epstein. He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes. This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.

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What if we kissed at the Ho Ass Diner 🥺

I think the craziest thing about Epstein is that he didn’t live long enough to get pardoned

"lesbian heated rivalry wouldnt work in hockey it'd have to be ballet instead" okay hear me out for a second. stick with me. how about this: what about Two Cakes

GIVE ME THE LESBIAN BASKETBALL SHOW I WANT A THIRD CAKE MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

Checking my feed on Christmas morning like "oh, hey, the autistic lesbian serial killer game must have updated".

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

remembering when i had a beautiful girl visiting me overnight during her road trip across the east coast once and we shared a bed and ended up making out and then i was like. "well. i have work tomorrow so we gotta go to sleep"

Karma knows your address.

I am NOT arguing with a 19 year old on the internet, if you were born after 2004 you might as well be a toddler to me

He will start imprisoning journalists and activists en-mass, just wait.